FDC Town Hall(#231RJ)
A large, ornate room with rich wood panelling and a long counter. 
The Official Guidebook tells you the exit leads to Main Street,
but to the side you see a door marked "Cast Members Only." The 
friendly guide behind the counter tells you that if you need help, 
just look for answers in the FDCMuck [FAQ] Room or type '911' 
to get help from a real, live player.
 
 Other places:  [G]uest [R]elations Office, [VIP] Lounge, FDCMuck [Trad]itions
Classroom, [M]ain Street, [C]ast Members Only door ...
 
Players:
  <none>
Objects:
  Microphone, Welcome Sign, Suggestion Box, Guest Services Desk, Town Hall
Statue
Dodger has arrived.
You hear a syncopated beat...and the faint sound of a cool tune getting louder.
Dodger sings "Why Should I Worry?", as he struts in.
Chernabog has arrived.
You hear "A Night On Bald Mountain" in the distance and suddenly the great
demon Chernabog, ruler of the BGC, stands before you!
Chernabog roars, "Greetings Muckers, every one.  Something wicked this way
comes!"
Toby has arrived.
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Kit has arrived.
Chernabog nods to Toby.
Toby waves at Cherny
Toby enunciates, "Hello, stranger."
Kit says, "hello again Toby"
Toby enquires, "So, who is tonight's victim?"
Kovu enters from Main Street.
Kovu has arrived.
Eeyore has arrived.
Chernabog growls, "let us get this done...I do not have all night..."
Kit asks "Last one in then?
Chernabog ponders demonically, "Who are you?  What the #6660 are you doing on
this Muck?  etc."
Darkwing points at Dodger.  "He is."
Chernabog ponders demonically, "Who wants to start?"
Chernabog smirks demonically.
Toby starts by asking the obvious 'Why Dodger'?
Chernabog hmms...must be a *new* Dodger.
Dodger asks, "New?"
Dale has arrived.
Toby recalls seeing Dodger's typist at the 95 DL meet
Darkwing narrows his eyes at Chernabog, but wisely says nothing.
Darkwing quacks, "All right, we may as well get started.  This week's guest is
Dodger, who has requested that we stick to IC questions this week."
Chernabog recalls the old one...he's in the 1995 DL Muckmeet video.
Chernabog growls, "Of course, so was Toby. ;)"
Dodger is the old one.
Kovu's ears flick forward.
Toby enquires, "um, does the spam tshirt ring a bell?"
Chernabog ohs...so you've never been on GtK in 3 1/2 years?? I see.
Dodger smirks, and shakes his head. "Nope. Never."
Chernabog returns to IC.
Archimedes has arrived.
you hear a giant flappin then suddenly...... owlmight apears and squacks as he
tries to stop and crashes face first into the ground
Toby enunciates, "Hello Archimedes"
Kit says, "Hello Archimedes"
Darkwing quacks, "Page your questions to me, I'll ask them, he'll answer them,
yadda yadda yadda."
Chernabog nods.
Dale laughs and wavies a paw to Archimedes
Archimedes says, "huh"
Archimedes grins sillily
Archimedes asks, "what questions?"
Archimedes beats the evil lag monster till it is no more by by lagmonster
Eeyore has disconnected.
Archimedes has disconnected.
Dale kinda hasta go... giving Dodger a hug
Dale hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home...
Dale has left.
Gonzo has arrived.
A cannon booms and a little blue weirdo comes sailing through the air.
Kovu blinks..
Gonzo waves and is quiet to listen. (:
Chernabog growls, "Ciao, amica."
Chernabog listens for something too. ;)
Gonzo says, "Ciao, amico! (:"
Darkwing quacks, "First question (asked by both Toby and Chernabog):  Why did
you pick Dodger as your character?"
Darkwing is suffering from heavy lag.  Please excuse the slowness of the show
tonight.
Dodger hmms. "Well, this dates back eons ago...way back in the days of electric
typewriters, and early Usenet. (or some such) When the characters were in email
form, I noticed Dodger wasn't taken, and someone had taken Oliver. I figured
since they're sort of a pair, I'd join in. That Oliver is still here, too."
Darkwing quacks, "One from Kit:  How much of your RL personality is reflected
in your portrayal of Dodger?"
Arista has arrived.
Arista appears in a shower of sparkling starfish and a blue-white light.
Arista exclaims, "I'm back!"
Gonzo waves at Arista. (:
Arista asks, "How do you do those long doings Gonzo?"
Kit waves
Dodger scratches his head. "That's sort of tough. Back when, it was fairly easy
for me to portray Dodger. Things were simpler back then, and I could sort of
stretch reality like a rubber band, so in playing Dodger, when I did, I'd say a
little more than half was based on the RL personality. I sound like an
old-timer, I guess, because I don't really do much in portraying Dodger any
more. I sit there and page."
Darkwing quacks, "Arista asks who you like better - Peg, Rita, or Lassie."
Dodger quirks an eyebrow (wait, do dogs have eyebrows?), then laughs. "Peg.
She's got a good head for song."
Chernabog must depart...
Chernabog nods to Dodger and the rest.
Dodger waves at Chernabog.
Chernabog fades into the shadows and disappears.
Chernabog has left.
Darkwing quacks, "Toby asks what long-term plans you have for Oliver.  Whatever
that means, exactly."
Phillip has arrived.
Prince Phillip enters from a place afar
Prince Phillip gives Arista, Gonzo, Kovu, Kit, Toby, Dodger, and Darkwing a
warm hug.
Dodger blinks a few times, then glances over at Toby. "What /does/ that mean?"
Toby enquires, "Um, well, IC. I mean you paln to boot him for the clan or?"
Gonzo hugs Phil. (:
Toby enunciates, "boot him from the clan..."
Dodger ohs. "Well, the kid's already VP of the uptown division, so he's got a
spot in the gang already." He grins. "'sides, can't boot 'im. Don't wear
boots."
Phillip hands Dodger some @boots, just for sizing ;)
Darkwing quacks, "An anonymous fruit wants to know what your favorite chew toy
is."
Phillip looks for Mr BB
Toby inspect Mr BB for fruit flies
Dodger adjusts his shades. "Far too cool to be seen noshin' on some squeaky
T-bone."
Darkwing shrugs.  "Next, Arista asks whether you and Tramp frequently compete
for similar Vagabond Dog roles."
Toby eeps. Giants are pounding the priates, 14-2?
Dodger hmms. "Well, we're sorta in different veins, but  our paths do cross at
times. Sort of like the Bruce Willis/Mel Gibson thing."
Darkwing quacks, "Aforementioned fruit asks whether Arthur Fonzarelli was one
of your primary sources of inspiration."
Dodger grins. "Aaayy. Definitely. Gimme any machine, and I can make it work by
kickin' it. Fonz ruled...in his day."
Darkwing scribbles "Bench Thumping 19" on a piece of white paper and stuffs it
into a pocket.
Darkwing quacks, "Next question, please?"
Mushu has arrived.
You hear a great big ROAR! Looking around, you don't see anybody. Looking down,
you spot a tiny little dragon. It's Mushu, doing his best "Rex" impersonation
and trying to scare you! :)
Gonzo hugs da dwagon! (:
Phillip exclaims, "it's a mushu!"
The powerful, the pleasurable, and the indestructable Mushu rounds Phillip,
Arista, Gonzo, Kovu, Kit, Toby, Dodger, and Darkwing up for big squishy mushy
huggles!
Toby Yiiiips, "Heya Mushy!!!"
Mushu grins. What's going on?
Gonzo says, "Get to Know! (:"
Mushu ooos! Who who?
Gonzo points at the dog in the shades. (;
Sunni has arrived.
You look and see a bear walking in, and realize that it's Sunni Gummi
Gonzo waves at Sunni!
Sunni waves
Sunni takes a seat
Kit waves to Sunni
Kovu has disconnected.
Sunni waves to all
Broomstick enters from Main Street.
Broomstick has arrived.
Toby gnaws on the broomstick
Broom makes its way back home.
Broomstick has left.
Gonzo wonders what would happen if we fired the broomstick into the air at Mach
3.
Darkwing quacks, "Are you wearing Ray-Bans?  If so, how do you use a neuralyzer
without opposable thumbs?"
Phillip would cheer 
Sunni has disconnected.
Toby enunciates, "if I had a flamable liquid and matches IC, I would have
torched the broomstick long ago."
Dodger hmms. "They're Ray-Bans, definitely, but I don't use the flashy-thingy.
After all, what good is gettin' noticed if nobody remembers?"
Darkwing quacks, "Mushu asks several questions:  What's your favorite
vegetable, what's your most embarassing moment, what's your favorite anime /
other movies, and what newspaper do you edit?"
Sunni has connected.
Sunni kicks isp
SlinkyDog has arrived.
A stairway appears coming out of the sky.  Tumbling down, end over end, are
four paws, and a head with big floppy ears. SlinkyDog has come to visit!
SlinkyDog waves a plastic paw
Mushu hugs Sunnia nd Slink. :)
Sunni smiles
Gonzo rehis at Sunni and waves at Slink. (;
SlinkyDog waves back
Mushu wonders if there have been a gtk last week?
Darkwing quacks, "Yes, Mushu.  Want me to send you a transcript?"
Mushu nodnods!! :D
Dodger thinks about those for a moment. "Purely a meat mutt. Embarrassing
moment had to be bein' upstaged once by Oliver. On that anime thing, I dunno.
Don't watch 'em, and as for the newspaper, well...I don't."
Ariel has arrived.
Ariel has a new _joarrive, carefully hand-crafted from 100 percent recycled
electrons, and tested on animals, i.e., you.
Toby hugs the silly Ariel even silier (if that is possible)
Mushu dohs. I was checking your pinfo. That's why...
Gonzo hugs Ariel! (:
Dodger says, "S'ok. I'm taking IC questions, though. :)"
Darkwing quacks, "Sunni wants to know exactly how Oliver upstaged you."
Dodger says, "Well, the kid wanted to play 'cool', and he did just that. Wound
up gettin' half the Manhattan strays to chase him durin' one of my big
numbers.""
Mushu is having problems with his telnet. BBL. :p
Mushu has disconnected.
Darkwing quacks, "Okay, I think we have time for one more question before we
wrap up..."
Sunni giggles
Louie has arrived.
Kit tweaks Louie's bill
Sunni smiles
Gonzo waves at Louie! (:
Kit promises when he returns in two weeks, he'll get on stage.
Louie says, "Hey, I'll tell Baloo you did that Kit :o)"
Louie waves!
Dodger waves to all the traffic. :)
Darkwing quacks, "Volunteering to be on the show, Kit?"
Louie is going to idle a sec to reread some mufmail... ...
Phillip needs to scoot. homework et al =(
Prince Phillip gives Louie, Ariel, SlinkyDog, Sunni, Arista, Gonzo, Kit, Toby,
Dodger, and Darkwing a hug so big, that there is no air left in the room.
Prince Phillip hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home...
Phillip has left.
Sunni waves
Gonzo wonders if he oughta mention that he's never been on GtK. (;
Kit says, "I will when I return..."
Sunni been on fdc, now 3 yrs and hasn't either been on GtK
Darkwing quacks, "Cool, will contact you later to schedule it."
Kit cheers "Gonzo's on next week...
Gonzo grins and tells Sunni to @when Gonzo
Toby enunciates, "I have been on 1 /2 times"
Louie asks, "Who's on this week?"
Kit says, "I'll take it after that"
Toby enunciates, "Dodger was"
Dodger says, "This is my first time on, and it's been something like 3 1/2."
Kit ponders "I've been on for 5 days
Toby enunciates, "Gonz is about the only person in this room who has been here
longer than me."
Ariel raises her hand, Toby.
SlinkyDog has disconnected.
Sunni nods
Gonzo is about the only person on the Muck that's been here that long, 'cept
folks like Duck and Shockers ...
Kit tries to find a rocking chair for Gonzo and a cane for Toby...
Toby enunciates, "By about 17 days, ARiel :)"
Toby riases his leg to Kit
Darkwing quacks, "I was here in the muck's larval stages, albeit as a different
character who ended up timing out."
Kit climbs on to his chair
Ariel says, "Well, here we go again, reminiscing about the Good Old Days."
Gonzo blinks at DW and wonders what g. he was. (:
Toby enunciates, "Well, most of the time here on the muck has been good :)"
Sunni was g.sunni, g.ba6422or, and g.sunnig
Sunni says, "during my guest period"
Darkwing quacks, "Ford Prefect.  Obviously there weren't many restrictions on
character names back then."
Toby recalls ford Prefct's rooms & talk about the char
Gonzo remembers your guesting, DW. Scaaary. (;
Sunni asks, "ford prefect?"
Toby hands Sunni all five books of the hitchhiker's trilogy
Sunni does also, and sassy to
Sunni smiles
Darkwing blinks at Gonzo.  I was a guest?  Don't remember that.
Gonzo remembers Ford.
Darkwing quacks, "All right, my computer is being uncooperative, so we're gonna
wrap the show for this week."
Sunni asks, "who was ford?"
Sunni says, "ok"
Gonzo awws at DW. OK.
Sunni still remember g.pj
Darkwing quacks, "FYI, the list of future guests now includes HopLow, Arista,
Kit, and Gonzo; and no, this is not in any order (yet)."
Kit says, "I will see you all in two weeks..."