Max says, "Get To Know." Sassy turns on the log. Pepper waves and says, "Hi Mom!" Quackerjack makes faces for the log! Max lights the log, instead. We need some warmth in here. Pepper puts a pie-tin on Max's head for a hat. Gladstone says, "And you folks thought Super-Soakers could get you wet...:)" Max takes it off, and puts it back on Hat. Liquidator turns on a faucet and makes a seat out of the stream. "Well, I'm confortable." Pepper the Jedi yelps, "Brb!" Pep hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling her home... Pepper has left. Sassy shuffles some papers around...and prepares to speak into the microphone... Gladstone says, "Hmmm...I suppose if he gets tired, he has a waterbed...." Pepper has arrived. Pepper does somersaults into the room! Quackerjack shouts: Again, same as with Bushies interview, I will sell the answers to the question the guest declines to answer after the show, for only five bucks a pop! Hat says, "Wow! What a deal!" Pepper has left. Hat has arrived. Quackerjack makes question plural Liquidator exclaims, "And it this case, QJ probably *does* know the answer!" Sassy meows, "Welcome, everyone, to Get To Know! Please give a warm (and not cold) round of applause for your vic...guest tonight, LIQUIDATOR!!!!" Mr. Banana Brain says, "Woo-hoo!" Hat tosses pie tins everywhere! Max says, "...yea..." Sassy meows, "As usual, please page/whisper/cb/etc your questions to me, and I will ask them one at a time." Quackerjack says, "Don't tell me *noone* has any questions..." Duck has one! Sassy grins..."First question is from Pepper, "Where were you on the night of May 10, 1986?" Liquidator asks, "1986? In Napa, California. Probably reading something :)" SlinkyDog has arrived. A stairway appears coming out of the sky. Tumbling down, end over end, are four paws, and a head with big floppy ears. SlinkyDog has come to visit! Hat says, "Wow." Sassy enquires, "Gladstone asks, "Are you responsible for 'El Nino', the stormfront heading for the California Shoreline?"" Quackerjack stage whispers, "Napa Hospital. :)" Hat sits on SlinkyDog's head. Liquidator says, "No, Napa *State* Hospital." Gladstone says, "Gee...I wish I had a snazzy enterince like everyone else seems to have..." Liquidator exclaims, "I can't be responsible for all of my out-of control experiments. Next question!" Quackerjack says, "Liquie *is* El Nino." Sassy enquires, "Duck asks, "Are you composed of salt water or fresh water?"" Liquidator exclaims, "Depends on the mood, and whether I feel like corroding the furnishings. Right now I am partially hot dog soup!" Duck laughs! Sassy giggles. Gladstone hmmms.... Quackerjack pouts again. :P SlinkyDog looks like a hot dog (sorta) don't make soup outa him please!!! Gladstone says, "Don't pout, QJ." Sassy enquires, "Pepper asks, "HOT DOG SOUP! *gasp* How can you??"" Quackerjack asks, "Huh? Why not? It--It's the beak thing, isn't it? Ok I'll stop. :)" Liquidator exclaims, "My bowl's empty! Just a second while I refill..." Hat gasps in horror. Sassy knew the world could be dog eat dog...but this is going too far! Quackerjack afk's too, to get some more Thai iced coffee. :9 Gladstone shrugs..."Luckly, I'm not a dog..." SlinkyDog runs around frightened!!! His TailEnd @baps everyone in the room. Hat is disguised. No one could notice that I'm actually a dog now. Bushroot has arrived. A vine snakes into the room, and Bushroot slides down! Liquidator exclaims, "I'm back!" Hat says, "Hallo, Bushie!" Quackerjack waves to Bushie! Bushroot says, "HI all" Bushroot Kicks Quackerjack Quackerjack heys! Sassy enquires, "Darkwing asks, "What will your next business venture be?"" Bushroot Wells Quackerjack says, "This *is* beign recorded, you know. :P" Quackerjack shouts, "Weed Killer!" SlinkyDog has disconnected. Hat says, "Aw, you scared Slinky." Hat says, "He passed out on the floor." Bushroot says, "Wait That's an OxyMoron" Quackerjack says, "Weed killer, Liquie--you'll be a millionaire--especiialy on this Muck. ;)" Liquidator asks, "You mean after I have the Muck in the palm of my hand? :) Um, I'm currently working on increasing the number of meaningless government forms on the Muck as part of my office of Secretary of Labor." Duck will brb. Duck stamps himself "Air Mail" and hops into the nearest mailbox. Duck has left. Quackerjack dares Lique to top the Secretary of Redundancy Secretary. Sassy enquires, "Pepper asks, "What is your favorite movie?"" Liquidator says, "Depends on my mood. Right now, Brazil springs to mind." Hat says, "Oh." Bushroot says, "Guys My mom is having a hissy fit. I need to get off call my aunts place Be back as Sonn as Possible" Gladstone says, "I can top that...Head Chairperson in Charge of the Department of Repdundacy and Repetitiveness Departmen." Quackerjack waves to Bushie. Bushroot says, "BBL" Liquidator exclaims, "Bye!" Bushroot Wavies Bushroot has disconnected. Sassy enquires, "Gladstone asks, "Are you made of hard or soft water?"" Quackerjack pokes Liquie. Liquidator says, "I have a Moh hardness rating of 2. :)" Quackerjack says, "Hmmm..." Quackerjack says, "I think he was hard only that one time." Quackerjack says, "You didnt look good in yellow, Liq." Liquidator asks, "You mean none of the questions before now counted?" Lucifer has arrived. Lucifer jumps into the room with his red eyes glowing brightly! He immediately begins searching for his human. He looks *slightly* upset! Hat leaps onto Lucifer's head! Lucifer joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying himself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Lucifer exclaims, "NOT HAT AGAIN!" Fflewddur has arrived. Fflewddur stumbles into your midst. Hat gasps. Oh no! Hat hides from Hat. Fflewddur waves hi! Lucifer asks, "have we started?" Sassy enquires, "Gladstone asks, "Is it true your new arch-enemy is the Kool-Aid Pitcher?"" Gladstone puts a pair of noseglasses on Hat. Hat is very disguised. Fflewddur asks, "um...who is hat?" Quackerjack says, "*That* is Hat." Hat smiles smugly. It works. Liquidator says, "I'd rather not talk about it :( Let's just say that I'm a silent partner in Juicy-Juice." Sassy enquires, "Mr. Banana Brain asks, "Tastes great or Less Filling?"" Quackerjack shrugs. Bushie never gave a straight answer. Liquidator exclaims, "Now why would I want anything that's less filling! I fill all capacities!" Gladstone looks under the Hat, and puts in a few Kanine Krunchies... Quackerjack asks, "So...tastes great, then?" Hat munches. Liquidator says, "actually, I judge my beverages by how much they explode." Hat bouncies Fflewddur tries on the hat. Hat did not do that. Hat blinks Hat does not 'bouncie' Sassy enquires, "Pepper asks, "What are your thoughts on Root Beer?"" Hat doesn't blink, either! Liquidator says, "I support it in the next civic election." Fflewddur poses infront of the mirror in his new hat. Hat looks around Sassy enquires, "FF asks, "What is your favorite tim-tam flavour/projected tim-tam favorite?"" Hat grins Liquidator asks, "Projected? I don't make projections about items I haven't tasted yet, so I'll have to pick it out of the air: chocolate-covered chocolate with chocolate jimmies." Fflewddur bends the hat to get it into shape. Hat says, "OW!" Sassy enquires, "Pepper (or is that Hat?) asks, "What brand of Root Beer do you like the best?"" Quackerjack grabs one end of Hat and begins a tug-of-war with Fflewddur. "Gimme! :)" Liquidator says, "I sense a pattern here...to drink, A&W. In a float, Hires." Hat says, "Help! Help!" Fflewddur lets go of the hat and it flies accross the room in QJ's hands. Quackerjack falls down. "Ooomph!" Hat aieeeeee Quackerjack nyahs at FF. :P Hat aieeeee Quackerjack pats the poor, schizophrenic puppy-hat. :) Sassy enquires, "Gladstone asks, "What is your opinion on the popularity of SuperSoakers here on FDC?"" Lucifer looks at pep sideways Hat aieeee Bushroot has connected. Fflewddur becomes petulant and says "If I can't have the hat, no one can!"...he lifts his foot in slow motion to stomp on the hat.... Hat says, "Why don't you look at me directly, hmm? Are you scared to face ME?" Hat aieeee Quackerjack puts Hat on Mr. Banana Brain--it looks *really* funny. :) Hat will punch FF is he steps on me. Liquidator says, "I know exactly what will happen when I say this, but I'll say it anyway: I haven't seen too many soakings lately." Quackerjack arghs! Don't stomp Mr. BB! Bushroot says, "so what's up" Fflewddur's foot stops in mid air. Hat BLINKS Sassy enquires, "Hat asks, "What is the color of your hair?"" Liquidator says, "They're all probing my psyche." Fflewddur doesn't like being punched by hats. Hat dumps a bucket of cold water on Liquidator's head. Lucifer grins Hat @baps Lucifer! Stop talking as me. Lucifer wha?? Liquidator is now a little taller and less composed of hot dog soup. Hat thbbbbbbbbbbts Hat says, "Don't try to be innocent now, I know what you're thinking, you evil villain!" Lucifer asks, "who, me?? What did I do??" Fflewddur plays peekaboo with the hat and mr banana-brain. Hat says, "You tried to steal my purse!" Liquidator asks, "Who wants wet hair? I don't need it anymore--going for the bold bald look :O" Gladstone waves... Hat sticks a ball of Play-doh on FF's nose. Lucifer asks, "huh??" Gladstone exclaims, "See you folks later!" Bushroot sniferkers Liquidator exclaims, "Bye!" Bushroot says, "Bye Gladestone" Fflewddur hugs Gladstone. Citizen Gladstone goes up to FF and gives him a friendly hug! Hat says, "bye!" Citizen Gladstone smiles that happy-go-lucky smile at Pep and hugs her tightly. Sassy enquires, "FF asks, "Do you have any pets?"" Lucifer says, "later" Citizen Gladstone goes up to Luficer and gives him a friendly hug! Hat pats Gladstone on the head. Citizen Gladstone smiles that happy-go-lucky smile at Sassy as can be and hugs her tightly. Hat shuffles over at Lucifer and glares at him. Lucifer looks back Hat glares more! Liquidator says, "I suppose I can have a pet any time I want, but I've been too busy building lately for one. I might get one soon, though." Lucifer asks, "you have eyes??" Citizen Gladstone hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home... Gladstone has left. Sassy enquires, "Bushroot asks, "What is your favorite Song/tune in the Star Wars sound track?"" Hat blinks her long eyelashes over her ocean blue eyes. Aww. Quackerjack knows this one... Hat flips Liquidator exclaims, "Cantina Band!" Quackerjack nods! :) Bushroot says, "neat" Fflewddur makes a little figureen of pepper with the play-dough. Hat punches Lucifer in the nose. Lucifer EEPS! Hat says, "You can't hit me, I'm a girl." Bushroot cups his leaflike hands around his bill and calls, "Oh, Spiiiike! Heeeere, boy! Good boy Spike!" Spike comes scampering into the room and takes a flying leap into his master's arms. Lucifer hits hat Bushroot lets Spike leap out of his arms and he begins scampering around him excitedly. Hat yells, "Harassment! I want a lawyer!" Spike Munches on hat Fflewddur performs voodoo on the pepper doll, using a feather! Hat whoops! Hat wa ha ha ha woo ooo ha hee. :) Fflewddur sings, "tickle tickle tickle." Hat hides behind Quackerjack. Spike says, "Barks" Sassy HAS to leave. I'm turning the show over to Quackerjack, and Lucifer is logging it! I'll be back asap! Quackerjack shouts, "Ack! No! Dont hide behind me! :P" Hat says, "Toodles, Sassy!" Sassy has disconnected. Hat sits on QJ's head. Lucifer hopes he's logging it anyway Liquidator exclaims, "Quackerjack is in charge?! I'm doomed!" Fflewddur hugs sassy...dang missed. Quackerjack says, "Ok everyone, page me w/ questions." Bushroot douses Spike with fertilizer, and he grows... Quackerjack fwaps Pep with Mr. Banana Brain. *FWAP!* Fflewddur passes the pepper doll around for others to play with...*evil grin*. Quackerjack says, "Dont ank, everyone. ;)" Spike bites Hat Hat flies off of QJ's head. Quackerjack says, "Whoops, ask. :)" Spike Chases Hat Hat yelps! Hat anks, too. Quackerjack asks, "Oh, gee, an Anonymous Banana wants to know, what's your favorite high-calorie dessert?" Spike gets tired and walks over to Quackerjack and lays down Hat grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs Liquidator asks, "(Like I'd even think about a low-calorie one!) How about a chocolate milkshake with chocolate shavings and *real* whipped cream?" Hat does not 'grr.' Bushroot says, "YUMS That sounds good" Hat rars. Quackerjack says, "Pep/Hat wants to know: What is your favorite music--Composition, whatever." Max should take Liquidator out to Johnny Rocket's sometime, then... Hat is straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange Hat thinks Lucifer's the strange one around here. Liquidator says, "1812 Overture. The recording with the warning labels on it because of the eardrum-splitting digital cannons :)" Quackerjack nods! That one is cool. ;) Lucifer purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs Hat says, "Have you seen Gonzo do that one?" Quackerjack asks, "Fflewddur asks (I did *not* put him up to this), Is your refridgerator running?" Liquidator says, "actually, it's flowing." Fflewddur asks, "oh?" Fflewddur giggles innocently. Lucifer thinks Hat has mental problems Quackerjack asks, "Er...Hat asks how tall she is. *Hat*. How tall is Hat?" Quackerjack agrees, especially after that question. Hat says, "If Hat has mental problems, that's not saying much for yourself, Lucifee!" Liquidator asks, "Is Hat a high hat? Or one of those flat preacher hats?" Lucifer thinks that Hat talks to it'self and argues with itself WAY to much! Quackerjack hands Liquie a Reblocking Kit. Liquidator says, "Well, obviously, Hat needs to be big enough to hold a cat, so about 2 feet." Hat says, "Hold a cat!" Hat says, "A cat?!" Quackerjack asks, "Cat?" Hat says, "I am a puppy!" Quackerjack shouts, "A-hah!!!" Liquidator exclaims, "Yeah, so you can have a cat in the Hat!" Quackerjack shouts, "hat admits its not really a hat! Youre a genious, Liquie!" Lucifer gets out the razor blade and is about to 'search' Hat mor a treasure map Hat says, "That is really horrible, Lucifer." Duck has arrived. You discover a package of Tim Tams! Excitedly you rip it open, but instead of delicious chocolate cookies, you find crumbs....and Duck. Hat sits on Duck! Lucifer exclaims, "hiya Duck!" Liquidator exclaims, "Especially when your searching *mor* a map!" Duck looks at hat. You're not a sailor hat, therefore you clash with my suit. :) Quackerjack asks, "Ok, *I* have a question: How do you think Blues Brothers 2000 will be?" Duck hugs everyone. :) Hat sticks her toungue out at Duck. Quackerjack says, "Gee, I know *shoes* have tongues..." Lucifer can't spell and make typos on top of that....but you should all be used to that by now! Sassy has connected. Hat is really sick of this gum and puts in on Duck's forehead. Liquidator says, "Who's writing, who's directing, and who's starring--that's how I evaluate any sequel I've never seen." Bushroot says, "hi sassy" Fflewddur asks, "whats that dance that mexican's do with their hats?" Lucifee looks at Sassy as can be and PURRRRRRRRRRS loudly. Then he runs to Sassy as can be hugging her with all his might. :) :) Duck EWWWWWS at Hat! Liquidator asks, "The Mexican Hat Dance?" Quackerjack says, "Well, check it out for yourself: www.blues-brothers-2000.com" Sassy as can be reaches out and huggs Duck, Fflewddur, Lucifer, Bushroot, Pepper, Liquidator, and Quackerjack in a great big kitty cuddle. :) Liquidator asks, "Right now?" Quackerjack grins. Not right now. Sassy sorries for leaving so quickly...DW got paged, and needed the phone. Liquidator says, "I thought so." Hat glares at Lucifer. Bushroot says, "Are there really dashes in that www site" Fflewddur thinks we should all do the mexican hat dance! Quackerjack nods. Thats the addy, I'm on it right now. :) Lucifer exclaims, "Why am I being glared at so much today?!" Hat says, "Because you deserve it!" Lucifer asks, "what did I do??" Fflewddur dsnces around the hat to break up the impeding cat/hat war. Fflewddur asks, "er...dances?" Hat glares at Lucifer. Fflewddur glares at lucifer. Liquidator says, "Maybe you're between the light and Hat's polished brim :)" Fflewddur glares at Hat. Lucifer picks up hat, flips it three times and tosses it across the room Hat laughs! Bushroot says, "I was going to ask how are you on it right now when your here. But thought you could be fliping back and forth" Hat scoots over and throws an orange at Lucifer. Quackerjack multitasks with the best of 'em. :) Liquidator says, "Or multi-asks, which is the case tonight :)" Quackerjack asks, "Anymore questions for Liquie?" Hat says, "ank, not ask." Lucifer asks, "are we done?? any more Q's?" Hat throws Q's at Lucifer! Quackerjack says, "Well, *we* just asked a couple of questions... ;)" Lucifer throws hat at Q's Hat does not find that funny. Liquidator jumps up and catches the Q's, then stacks them neatly. Hat throws Y's at Lucifer. Quackerjack says, "Wow...Q's." Quackerjack asks, "Any questions for the Q?" Hat says, "Can I buy a vowel?" Quackerjack asks, "No. Next? :)" Bushroot says, "Oops I know i forgot" Liquidator asks, "What have you got to pay for it?" Hat gosh darnnit. Quackerjack says, "*I* know you forgot too. ;)" Liquidator asks, "Do you know what was forgotten?" Quackerjack asks, "Ooh! ooh! I got another question for Liquie, from Bushie: Who is your favorite Disney character/movie? (Yes, the old standby :)" Liquidator asks, "Was it the Forgotten One again?" Quackerjack nods to Liquie. :) Hat flings Cheerios at everyone! Lucifer exclaims, "I thought Lucifer was *EVERYONES* favorite character!" Bushroot yups to Liqui Liquidator says, "Beauty and the Beast. As for character...I donno." Bushroot flings a sopping-wet, JUMBO-sized koosh at Pep. Spla-POOSH! NOW who's all wet? Hat says, "Hell-oh." Hat flings the Koosh at QJ! Quackerjack heys! :P Fflewddur scoops the hat up and dries it off...leather gets yucky when its wet! Hat says, "Thank you!" Quackerjack asks, "Follow up question from Bushie: Favorite Disney song?" Bushroot ers i did it again Lucifer flips Hat over and tries to toss cards into it Quackerjack asks, "Which 'it' did you do again, Bushie?" Fflewddur hangs the hat up on a hat rack, next to the FDCDownunder silly hat. Liquidator says, "Gaston's song." Hat waves her legs in the air, "Help! Help!" Lucifer nails Hat to the floor Quackerjack asks, "So...who's your favorite Dis character?" Hat whines, "Everybody's picking on me..." Liquidator exclaims, "I've never seen legs on a hat before!" Quackerjack asks, "What? You didnt see those 2 Darkwing episodes with the alien hats??" Bushroot Typo sort of I put his instead of yours Duck LOVED those episodes! Bushroot flings a koosh at Luficer...Phoomp! A direct hit! Sassy loved those episodes! Liquidator says, "Then this would be 'Alien Hat', not just 'Hat', which would be false advertising." Lucifer says, "weel it's an alien spice girl hat kinda thing" Hat is not false advertising anything, thankyouverymuch Hat says, "I AM NOT A SPICE GIRL!" Hat says, "I actually have talent!" Hat says, "I can actually sing!" Hat says, "I actually have a sense of style!" Bushroot says, "yah She a meet girl" Quackerjack says, "...But you're a hat." Fflewddur exclaims, "yeah riiiight! AQ hat that can sing! ha!" Lucifer exclaims, "Perrer's a spice Gigl...Pepper's a Spice Girl! ;)" Hat says, "Who's Perrer, and what's a spice gigl?" Bushroot says, "mEANT meat" Liquidator exclaims, "I just remembered my favorite character--Al Batros from Aladdin!" Quackerjack notes that Liquie has never revealed his favorite Disney character...was it Gaston? Lucifer fwaps his typist's hands Quackerjack says, "Whoops, oh. Finally. :)" Spike Chases Lucifer around the room Hat says, "Go, Spike, go!" Spike says, "Woof woof ark ark arf arf bark abarky bbark\" Lucifer puts his claws to spikes throught and he decides to cower behind Bushroot Liquidator says, "Don't forget to throw in a few ank's, Spike." Hat says, "Naw, Penguin's ank, not Spikes." Quackerjack asks, "Luci's cowering behind Bushroot?" Bushroot tells spike to sit. Bushroot says, "Yup He is" Liquidator exclaims, "Yes, but then again I didn't think Spike would abarky, and he did!" Quackerjack grins. I love grammer. Spike Sits and whimpers (??) Quackerjack asks, "he abarkys all the time, where have *you* been? ;)" Hat says, "Abarky!" Lucifer tosses Spike across the room Quackerjack says, "he can also bbark\" Hat says, "Ank ank ank" Liquidator exclaims, "Anyone can do that!" Pepper joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying herself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Bushroot UGHS Those stupid backslashes Hat hides among the pillows. Quackerjack grins. ) Quackerjack asks, "Er...is the GtK over?" Liquidator exclaims, "That's horrifying! Put back your eyes!" Quackerjack says, "Um...no. :P" Quackerjack says, "Darnit, they snuck back." Hat says, "My froat hurts!" Sassy grins. Liquidator asks, "Is that contagious?" Hat says, "No, not unless you have mucas draining out of your sinuses down the back of your throat." Quackerjack *knows* that the GtK is over... Quackerjack waves. Quackerjack revs up his Gas-Powered Pogo Stick noisily and it launches him over the horizon and out of sight. Quackerjack has left. Bushroot says, "Darns" Bushroot Bushroot pats Spike. "Go home, Spike. Go home, boy," he tells him. Spike looks as if he's about to whine, but he scampers off obediantly. Fflewddur joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying himself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Bushroot says, "Ok lucifer Your safe now" Bushroot joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying himself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Hat says, "He is not, just wait till I lay my hands on that evil villain!" Bushroot Yeah Lucifer asks, "are we done?" Duck says, "20 years old, Lucifer!" Hat says, "Huh?" Duck says, "Next year "Grease" (the movie) will be 20 years old." Liquidator says, "The host has left, so yes, I guess Get to Know is over." Hat says, "I AM going to GO GET a DRINK of WATER and go READ my BOOK" Fflewddur exclaims, "me too!" Hat says, "Which means I AM going to SAY GOODBYE now." Fflewddur is reading Dan Simmons. Fflewddur exclaims, "me too!" Hat says, "Is that just DANDY with EVERYONE HERE?" Liquidator exclaims, "Good night, both of you!" Fflewddur asks, "me too!?"