Ring around the Rose Garden
To your complete surprise, you find yourself in a beautifully maintained 
Rose Garden.  Roses of every color and type surround you-- long stemmed,
miniature, red, yellow, white, hybrid... the world is a sea of colors.
To your surprise, however, you find that despite the overwhelming scent
of flowers, there are no bees in the area.  Morgana must have cast a
spell around the garden to keep out the bees, since her friend Piggy is
so allergic to them.  A flicker of movement catches your eye, and you
are delighted to see several fairies carrying pollen from one flower to 
another.  So *that's* how the garden stays in bloom without the bees.
Players:
  Piglet, AbisMal, Andrina, Duck, [BatBWebster], BigBadWolf, Lucifer, [Oliver],
[Belle], [Aurora], [Max], [Berlioz], [Roxanne], [DisNut], Fleebo, [Sarge],
[Mufasa], [Squid], Morgana, [Quiverwing], [Dinah], Ariel, [Akela], [Nala]
Objects:
  Blue Rose, Benny, Red Roses, Are You Sure You Want To Idle In Here? box of
goodies, Magic Donut Box, Space Mountain Car, Stepping stones, Small Book,
Kite, Silver Rose, Black Roses
Exits:
  Spider [Web], [S]tone Archway, [D]oor
Darkwing Duck steps out of a puff of purple smoke.
Piglet listens to the silence.
Fleebo hugs Darkwing. :)
AbisMal draws his sword and salutes his fellow Knight, President Darkwing,
before resheathing it.
AbisMal nods to DW.  "Sir..."
Fleebo giggles... Ariel must be lagging. I can't believe I got away with that.
:)
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Well, if it isn't the termite that eats away at your
porch swing, Darkwing Duck"
Ariel ignores that remark. :)
Darkwing quacks, "Right, Get to Know has begun.  Our good friend Alexander Wolf
will be our guest this week."
Andrina @bap fleebo
Fleebo laughs at BBW...
Fleebo caterwauls, "Owie!"
Duck shows Ariel the tartar sauce Fleebo is about to dump on her.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "That's BIG BAD Wolf to you, Darkwing...."
Darkwing quacks, "Yeah, whatever."
Piglet dresses BBW up like a Ken doll.
BigBadWolf grumbles.  "I can tell this is gonna be a good show already....
Ariel grins and hugs . . 
Darkwing quacks, "AbisMal asks what made you want to return to the muck."
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Easy - I missed picking on him >:}"
Darkwing quacks, "Good answer."
Fleebo grins.
AbisMal smirks.
AbisMal peacefully says, "Got news for you... Chernabog does enough of that for
you. :\"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Seriously though, it was mostly the encouragement of
Oliver combined with the fact that I hadn't talked with a few of my better
friends here"
AbisMal grins.  "Much better answer. :)"
Fleebo thought that the first one was pretty good too. :)
BigBadWolf should warn you that AOL is being testy tonight.  Don't be surprised
if he suddenly vanishes mid-answer
Darkwing quacks, "It was."
AbisMal peacefully says, "And I must say it's good to have you back. :)"
TigerLily has arrived.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Eh, gimme a few more months.  You"
Fleebo welcomes TigerLily! :)
BigBadWolf grumbles, "You'll be hating me again before you know it ;-)"
TigerLily says, "hello everyone."
AbisMal waves to TL.
AbisMal looks at 'newcast' to see who the newbies are! :)
Fleebo grins at BBW, and will believe it when she sees it.
Andrina reads the 'motd'.  Have you?
Piglet blurts, "Hiya Tigerlily!"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "You stay outta this, Fleabag...."
Fleebo giggles. Wouldn't dream of it.
TigerLily asks, "so what are we talking about?"
BigBadWolf points to the Hot Seat he's sitting on
Fleebo grins. The muck-famous Get To Know Show.
Darkwing quacks, "Got any questions for our guest?  <points to BBW>"
Fleebo purrs, "Big Bad Wolf is the guest..."
BigBadWolf asks, "Oh come on, you don't know me THAT well........ do you?"
Fleebo grins...
Darkwing quacks, "An anonymous little twerp asks why you rejoined the BGC."
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Because I didn't want to be associated with anonymous
little twerps"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "I'm of superior intelligence and strength.  The twerps
worship the ground I walk on....."
Fleebo sputters.
Darkwing quacks, "Fleebo asks whether you and Chernabog have been fighting
about who gets to be in charge."
Duck says, "Um, you're standing in a pool of quicksand, BBW."
Andrina stifles a few giggles before smiling HUMONGOUSLY at BBW
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Unfortunately, when you're a good guy, you can't use such
powers to dominate everyone else..."
Fleebo grins. Goes with the job. :)
AbisMal peacefully says, "Superior intelligence and strength is no replacement
for a good Supersoaker by your side."
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Oh no, Cherno and I have a.... um...... mutual
agreement."
President Darkwing fwaps AbisMal with whatever isn't handy.
AbisMal yelps in pain, "OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE!  DOCTOR FORRESTER!"
AbisMal glares at DW.  "What was THAT for?"
Darkwing quacks, "Oh, and TigerLily is new to the area and wants you to tell us
a little about yourself, generally."
Darkwing quacks, "You know, the stuff that's probably obvious to us old
fogies."
Piglet gets out the geritol.
Andrina says, "TigerLily--just smile at hime and huggle him lots, and he'll be
so disgusted he'll run. ;)"
Fleebo laughs!
Duck says, "And talk about his cute widdle bwack nosiewosie."
BigBadWolf asks, "Old fogeys???  (leans on cane)  Why whe I was your age,
sonny......""
Andrina plants a sloppy wet mer-smack on BBW's cheek
AbisMal goes over and sits near the mermaids, not happy at all with DW.
BigBadWolf exclaims, ">*BLEAH!!!*<  Fish germs!"
Morgana giggles at Ducky.
Duck grins at Morg. :)
BigBadWolf will deal with Duck later.....
Fleebo gets a fit of the giggles...
Duck hee hees!
TigerLily has left.
Darkwing quacks loudly, "BBW is really Walter Wolf!  Film at 11."
Duck has a goooooood memory. :)
BigBadWolf whispers aside, "I told you I *wasn't* running for Senate!  Save
that for when I do!"
Duck grins. :)
Ariel hugs for no apparent reason.
Piglet questions, "Walter Matthau-Wolf?"
BigBadWolf asks, "Okay, now where were we with the questions?"
"Hello, moron."  "Putz."
Darkwing quacks, "I'm out of questions.  <turns expectantly to the audience>"
Fan to vacuum - "You suck!"  Vacuum to fan - "Blow me!"
Audience gets out the Trivial Pursuit game for questions to ask.
Piglet says, "Alrighty then."
AbisMal does not yell, but, rather, says a little harshly, "Hey, hey, hey,
hey!... this is a family show..."
Fleebo giggles...
BigBadWolf grumbles, "1492, Marie Antoinette, and sulfuric acid.  Ship the
prize money"
Many families were started that way...
Fleebo convinces herself that she isn't hearing this. :)
AbisMal chuckles... though, as a Monk, he really shouldn't at those kind of
jokes.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Anyway, for TL's sake, my player is currently an
unemployed college dropout currently living in North Carolina"
Duck says, "Yes, Fleebo, we're all figments of your imagination. You're making
us up. :)"
Piglet sings o/~ I-MAAAAAG-ination, i-MAAAAAG-ination o/~
AbisMal peacefully says, "That's what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
says."
Duck sings along with Piglet!
Darkwing quacks, "Piglet asks what your favorite book genre is."
Piglet =Figment.
Fleebo arghs, as she realises that she knows the tune that belongs with that...
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Comic ;-)"
Andrina ogles at her new PVC figment, all dressed in French beret, striped
shirt, w/French flag. :)
Fleebo laughs!
Piglet pulls Fleebo ever closer to Dizzy world.
Duck grins at Fleebo. And now it'll run in your head ALL DAY LONG!
Duck grins evilly at Fleebo and says two words. "Interplanet Janet."
Andrina @baps Duck.
Fleebo aims the bell of her clarinet at FDC Official Duck (All of Them) and
blows as hard as she can. FDC Official Duck (All of Them) is pelted not only
with a hideously musical screech, but also with a hailstorm of dried peas!
BigBadWolf grumbles, "I honestly don't do a lot of reading.  I loke a lot of
humor stuff - Dave Barry, Erma bombeck, Douglas Adams"
Duck laughs and laughs!
Andrina says, "just as I was getting imagination and small world out ofmy
head. . ."
Piglet sings o/~ la la la LA la, la la la, la, la o/~
Fleebo tries to recall Dave Barry titles...know the name...
Darkwing quacks, "Dave Barry Does Japan, for one."
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Fleeb - Dave Barry is a columnist for the Miami Herald
newspaper, writes a syndicated weekly column"
Pongo has arrived.
P strides in and starts asking questions
Andrina says, "mostly newspaper columns, Fleebo. Also a TV show over here based
on his life."
Pongo whuffs
Pongo says, "We are kinda cleaning :)"
Ariel asks, "Kristi, I have the whole set, you don't remember them?"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Bad Habits, Babies and Other Hazards of Sex are to
others"
Andrina says, "loosely based."
Darkwing quacks, "Fleebo asks what your favorite music genre is."
Fleebo hugs Pongo. :)
AbisMal does not yell, but, rather, says a little harshly, "Hiya, Pongo-boy!"
Fleebo grins... that must be why I know the name, Ariel.
Fleebo notes that she put a `u' in `favourite', which DW left out. :)
Piglet has a new Dals theme on her puter and gets to hear Pongo's roaf roaf
everytime windows starts.
Duck's computer quacks, of course. :)
BigBadWolf asks, "Music genre?  Basically anything synthesized or computerized.
I play keyboards and sythns and do some writing, and I draw a lot from 80's
synth rock (Thomas Dolby, Howard Jones, Herbie Hancock, etc) and 90's
house/techno music"
Fleebo caterwauls, "And mine says `By 'eck, I thought we were all for the can
then!'"
Piglet searches for Chip and Dale wavs.  If anyone knows of one, let me know!
AbisMal's computer shuffles various sounds, getting a different one every time
he boots up. :)
Piglet has a W&G theme, too.  :)
Fleebo nods to BBW. :)
Duck wants a W&G mousepad. :)
AbisMal peacefully asks, "W&G?"
Duck says, "Wallace & Gromit."
Piglet gasps at Abis.
Fleebo didn't know that BBW was a musician.
AbisMal peacefully says, "Never heard if 'em..."
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Well now you do, Fleebag"
Duck thinks Fleebo should also see the wolf suit that BBW has. It puts Disney
character costumes to shame.
Andrina has a cool 25th ann. Mickey mousepad at work now. :)
Piglet blurts, "Hey!"
Piglet grins.
Duck says, "Well, it does, Piglet. :)"
Piglet giggles.  Ok.
Andrina nods in agreement with Duckeepoo.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "He should know, Piuggy.  He saw it at Tink & MC's
wedding"
Fleebo considers sneaking into her boss's office and stealing his Imagineering
mousepad while he's on holiday...
Duck saw BBW perform the wolf role, too. Very good stuff!
Fleebo would love to see that...
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Well, take a detour on your next trip to the states"
Darkwing should go searching for a good Red Dwarf picture to match my shutdown
screens.
Darkwing quacks, "AbisMal asks whether you'll be at the muckmeet about 5 weeks
from now?"
Piglet questions, "What muckmeet 5 weeks from now?"
Duck says, "The big California meet."
AbisMal peacefully says, "THE MUCKmeet 5 weeks from now. :)"
Duck says, "Featuring at least one Aussie."
Fleebo thinks it must be a few more than 5 weeks, surely...
Andrina pouts and wishes she had money left to go.
Piglet ahhs.
Andrina asks, "when's the next WDW big Muckmeet?"
Fleebo boings... how about three weeks after the DL one? :) :)
Andrina pulls out her calendar and makes ready to plan... *grin*
AbisMal peacefully says, "October... 5th, I believe..."
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Doubt it.  I'm already as good as broke, and I'm moving
in about 3 weeks.  I'll be too busy and too short on $$$"
AbisMal peacefully says, "Oh, WDW.... "
Fleebo thinks that Abis must be talking about another muckmeet then. I'll be
there Nov 8th.
Piglet looks at 'newcast' to see who the newbies are! :)
AbisMal peacefully says, "Oh, right... NOVEMBER... sorry. :)"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "That is, unless I end up moving to Atlanta.  Then it may
be possible"
Piglet takes a look at the 'timeout' list...
Duck wows....More FDCers in Atlanta. FDCSouth will grow like kudzu!
Darkwing quacks, "Sassy asks where you're moving to."
AbisMal takes a look at the 'timeout' list...
Pongo hates cleaning
Fleebo will be in WDW Nov 22nd too.
Pongo asks, "ooo, ariel, did you write NBB?"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Don't hold your breath, Duck.  Minneapolis and
Philadelphia are still my top two candidates"
Andrina takes a look at the 'timeout' list...
Duck ewwwws...Atlanta's warmer. :)
Andrina eeps. Mermaids droping right and left...
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Minneapolis and Philly have more opportunities for mascot
work ;-)"
Duck grins. Even with the Atlanta Thrashers? :)
Pongo says, "Pittsburgh has 3 teams :)"
AbisMal sings, "o/~ "Please come to 'lanta."/She says, "No,/won't you come home
to me?" :) o/~"
Pongo says, "3 pro, ghodsknows how many college :)"
BigBadWolf isn't good enuf for the pros yet..... unless Crunch is willing to
take me in as an intern/assistant
Piglet reads the 'motd'.  Have you?
Pongo reads the 'motd'.  Have you?
AbisMal yawns a bit...
Fleebo hmms.
Andrina says, "I've had little to no sleep for three weeks, so I'm off to
dbed."
BigBadWolf shoves a watermelon in Abis' mouth.  His mouth is big enough to hold
one
AbisMal bows deeply to the Princess, Andrymnestra of Atlanticus.
Andrina wavess
Fleebo hugs Andrina. :)
Duck advises Piglet to make sure that Fleebo sits in the FRONT seat on Splash
Mountain.
Lucifer asks, "dbed?  is that like dbref?"
Duck hugs Andrina.
Piglet thinks it is, Luci.
AbisMal will be heading off as well.  "G'night, folks..."
AbisMal raises his hands in front of all of you and says, "Shade and sweet
water be with you all, my friends!"
Duck waves to Abis.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Thank goodness.  I thought he'd never leave....'
Piglet has friends at Splash, and will make sure Fleebs is in the front.
AbisMal says, "It's time for this Knight to call it a day."  He bows to those
in attendance and, with a bit of a yawn (which can be heard in 4 counties),
heads back home.
AbisMal has left.
Fleebo purrs, "Oh, no..."
Piglet smirks.
Duck grins at Piglet. That's my favorite seat on Splash...and she MUST get the
best seat on the ride. :)
Fleebo is well aware of what happens on that ride, Duck. :P
Duck whistles innocently.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "All in favor of Piglet in the front seat of Splash, say
aye"
Piglet questions, "Yep.  Ducking is exactly what happens.  What?  Oh."
Fleebo grins! That's a better idea. :)
Duck says, "Well, the real fun is to sit on th front at Splash DL....You get
wetter INSIDE the mountain. :) Then go ride Pirates and freeze to death."
Piglet wil sit in the front WITH Fleebo.
BigBadWolf exclaims, "All in favor of Piglet next to her in the front seat, say
aye!"
Duck got wetter at Splash DL.
Fleebo can't argue with that. :)
Piglet giggels ('cause that one wasn't taken yet)
Fleebo is making a list of rides that she can't possibly leave without having
tried.
Lucifer is still bleeding :(  BRB
BigBadWolf asks, "I take it there aren't any more questions?"
Duck says, "You MUST ride Splash and Tower of Terror."
Duck says, "See MuppetVision and the Animation Studios."
Piglet says, "Meet & Greet with Chip & Dale."
Fleebo giggles...
Duck grins at Piglet.
Piglet whistles innocently.
Duck imagines what it would be like to know one of the characters...that could
get...amusing. :)
Fleebo looks at Darkwing. No more questions?
BigBadWolf will attend only if they let him wear T.Wolf into the park.....
Darkwing quacks, "Nope."
Duck imagines himself running from a chipmunk,who is chasing him with a pail of
water.
Lucifer exclaims, "we're just afraid of what we might find out!"
Fleebo purrs, "Wow, that would be cool, BBW... :) you could treat all the
little kids like dirt and then say that they were bothering you..."
Piglet giggles.
BigBadWolf grins at Fleeb.  "I was a mascot for a minor league baseball team
this summmer.  You won't believe how many times I got away with that >:}
Duck will have to get the Pigletmunk to sign his autograph book. :)
Fleebo nods!
Andrina has connected.
Fleebo mews, "Rehi Andrina... weren't you going to bed?"
Fleebo mews, "Both of you?"
Piglet blurts, "Re, Andifish!"
Duck sings, "P-P-Pig and Dale Rescue Rangers!"
Andrina says, "yeah, I'm heading out very shortly. trying to set up zMUD
first..."
Fleebo LAUGHS!
Max has connected.
Fleebo hugs Maxie!
Max waves
Duck welcomes Maxman.
Lucifer ack!  More than two fish-butts!  Ack!
Piglet thinks Lucifer sounds like he is hacking up a furball.
Ack!  Thpth!
Oop ack!
Duck says, "It's Fleebo's fault. She's the one who's shedding."
Piglet sneezes.
Lucifer says, "actually thats more of a hack than an ack"
Duck gets a vacuum cleaner and vacuums Fleebo.
Max has disconnected.
Fleebo sheds on Duck. Look...he's changed colour.
Duck says, "Ewwwww! Kitty kooties!"
Piglet wunners what colour Fleebo is?
Fleebo is little black cat.
Piglet ahhs.
Duck tosses Fleebo into Duck's Knit-o-Matic ...
Piglet looks at black fur settling on Duckie.
Fleebo caterwauls, "Oh no you don't!"
Duck gives everyone a set of black sweaters.
BigBadWolf asks, "Oh Duck, I posed this question earlier - Spice Girls vs.
"Barbie Girl".  Who wins?"
Piglet likes her pink sweater, thanks.
Fleebo grrs. I need a cyber-cat morf, clearly...
Duck says, "Well, let's see, BBW...."
Fleebo hears the distinctive squeak of a pair of Techno-Trousers. You turn to
look, and when you turn back, Fleebo is gone. A penguin with an evil glint in
his eye is there instead.
Piglet said earlier she was a blond bimbo pig in a fantasy world.
Feathers McGraw remembers, Piglet.
Duck says, "Spice Girls can actually scare people....Barbie Girl i comes with
strange bandmates."
Piglet questions, "Who does?"
Doo-be-do-be-doo......
Duck might have to get that Barbie Girl single. It's just too weird. :)
Andrina waves
Hello Barbie let's go party
Duck thinks you should pose that question on 'SQ', BBW.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "You'll have to buy the whole CD, Duck (which isn't that
bad).  They yanked the single out of stores 'cuz of the lawsuit threat"
Andrina gets mildly frustrated at darn computer.
Duck saw tons of the single last night. I saw them somewhere...
BigBadWolf asks, "Well if you do, can you buy an extra one for me?"
Duck grins. I'll have to go look for it now. :)
BigBadWolf sticks to buying singles now.  They're better for his Disc Jockey
work
Duck hopes they'll continue to play it on VH1 and MTV.
Andrina
Fleebo re-emerges in the form of a small black cat, in a furious cloud of black
cat hair.
Duck says, "OK...It's bedtime for the Duck."
Fleebo hugs Duck, shedding some more. :)
BigBadWolf grumbles, "aw dude....."
Duck hugs everyone and molts around Fleebo.
Duck sticks Fleebo in the washing machine to get rid of the excess fur.
Fleebo blehs! I have no wish to be an anti-dalmatian, thanks...
Andrina says, "I'm really hitting the hay this time."
Duck uses hot water in the washing machine to see if Fleebo shrinks....oops.
Andrina exclaims, "night all!"
Fleebo tumbles out of the machine and looks very small and miserable.
Piglet
Duck says, "We'll call her Shaun....Wait, that's not right."
Lucifer turns off his game.....He should have known better than to play a game
with a description of "It's a punny, punny world"
Fleebo grins at Lucifer!
Oliver has connected.
Duck bows to all.
Fleebo is not Shaun.
Duck stamps himself "Air Mail" and hops into the nearest mailbox.
Duck has left.
Fleebo hugs Oliver! :)
OliKitty hugs Pongo, Darkwing, Piglet, Andrina, BigBadWolf, Lucifer, Fleebo,
Morgana, and Ariel!
Piglet thinks Luci should send that game to DW.
Lucifer exclaims, "I had to buy something with the sents from a flower!  Ugh"
Fleebo purrs, "Oh no, don't give Darkwing _more_ pun ideas..."
Piglet tries to feed Fleebo to Shaun, but Shaun isn't in the room.  Duck?
Darkwing quacks, "Hey, I am *not* as bad as *some* people."
Fleebo purrs, "Duck isn't here either. :)"
Darkwing quacks, "Then again..."
President Darkwing points the Punslinger at Fleebo and fires!  The megaphone
blares horrible puns at her, till she covers her ears and whimpers "When will
the hurting *stop*?"
Piglet says, "Ooops, sure isn't."
Darkwing quacks, "And on that note..."