Morgana thanks Belle... DW will want to have it for his web site. :)
Max will, now.
Megavolt says, "So much for the bootleg version."
Morgana exclaims, "Repeat the question! :)"
Only $19.99.
BigBadWolf hands Belle a laxative.  "Here, maybe this'll help"
Mushu ughs
Megavolt lOL AT  BBW
Belle asks, "(Max) Ok... you go visit Craig alot RL... What's he like RL?"
Morgana giggles.
Megavolt shouts, "Er...as long as He can hear this...ahem, He's a fine
outstanding man!"
Duck wows...Max still believes in Craig. I thought he'd give up after the Santa
Claus thing.
Megavolt shouts, "He even has his own cult going, dontchaknow. And no
castration, even!"
Do you believe in the User, Program?
BigBadWolf mutters, "Yeah, it'd be fine if he's outstanding in the middle of
rush hour traffic.,...."
Max coughs.
Megavolt ahems.
Megavolt says, "Sorry, the teleprompter got messed up."
Dale has disconnected.
Belle has connected.
Belle erghs. Nope, definitely do not have logging capabilities.
Belle asks, "Anonymous: "What were you doing on the night of the 7th, and why
did you have that bowl of jello?"  *grin*""
Megavolt says, "Oh, and for the sake of the log (now in operation) Someone
asked who was crazier, Me or Quackerjack. I answered it was Mr. Banana Brain."
Megavolt says, "As for the other question..."
Belle says, "fleebo askd."
Megavolt says, "I was with Morgana, who I bet couldn't do the jello trick on DW
again."
Megavolt says, "I'm happy to say, she could."
Morgana clears her throught and hisses at Megavolt, "Would you be *quiet*!"
Megavolt urps. "Lime flavor, even."
Duck hmmmms...That gives me an idea.
Belle giggles.
FDC Official Duck (All of Them) , being ALL the ducks, "borrows" Morgana's
powers and wriggles his fingers at the helpless Lady Morgana, turning her into
a quivering blob of green jello!
Fleebo purrs, "He's the guest, Morgana... he doesn't have to be quiet. :)"
Duck says, "Cool! Still works. :)"
Morgana sighs.  "Why me?"
Belle asks, "(Duck) Is it true that DW isn't here tonight because he is a fraid
of you?"
Megavolt grins.
Megavolt asks, "What can I say? When you pack enough wattage to turn away
"Duck" into a dinner for four, these things just happen."
BigBadWolf whispers to Morgana, "Because you're with a rival's campaign, that's
why"
Belle asks, "(Max) Have you ever seen 'Phantom Of The Opera' and if so, do you
cringe when the chandelier falls, breaking all those light bulbs?"
Megavolt chuckles. "Of course not, I know those are only stunt bulbs."
Fleebo grins.
Megavolt says, "Silly boy."
Belle asks, "Okay, and here's one from Mushu: "Do you like little kids? Also,
what's your favorite method of torture?""
Duck says, "What a combo question!"
Megavolt says, "I like little kids, because they *are* my favorite method of
torture."
Duck grins. :)
Belle ROTFL.  Hey, for a villian, the questions are practically the same.
Mushu acks.
Belle says, "A follow-up to Duck's earlier question, from Max: "Is it true that
Max *is* here tonight because he *isn't* afraid of"
Duck oooohs!
Max grins.
Belle asks, "you?"
Belle eeps. Dang return key.
Megavolt shouts, "You think I'm upset that DW has a kid? I'm estatic! Ol' papa
Darkwing will "No Max is here because, as his father, I ordered him to be
here."
Max exclaims, "Hey!!!"
Megavolt ahems.
Duck says, "Megs is Max's dad!"
Max pouts and fold his arms.
Megavolt says, "I change senteces in the middle of speech, don't let it throw
you."
BigBadWolf thinks MV is starting to short circuit
Megavolt asks, "Whatta mean, "starting"?"
( Number Five waves to BigBadWolf )
Fleebo has connected.
Belle giggles.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Oh yeah, you completely shorted out a long time ago. 
Sorry,...."
Fleebo has disconnected.
BigBadWolf exclaims, "Mark your calendars, people - that's the ONLY time you'll
ever hear me say I'm sorry!"
Megavolt says, "Yes, the boys at the research insitiute say I'm likely to Max's
father, and they're currently working on the list of "mother" suspects."
Belle asks, "(Belle) what are your responses/thoughts on the charges that you
are a fraud by Max and that you are in no way related to him?"
Megavolt asks, "Those charges?"
Belle nods.
Max giggles.
Megavolt says, "I just let my surge suppresses block them like any charge."
Megavolt says, "Duh."
Duck laughs!
Belle giggles. "well, I tried, Maxie."
Megavolt shouts, "Besides, check it out--we *both* only have four fingers!"
Belle says, "So does Goofy."
BigBadWolf exclaims, "Good answer..... survey SAYS!....... >*pi-CHANG!*<"
Megavolt asks, "And your point is...?"
Belle notes Max looks kind of like a cross between you AND Goofy.
Duck says, "Now THAT is an interesting idea."
Megavolt looks ill.
Morgana exclaims, "No, Belle, *DON'T* go there!"
Duck calls Semi-Solid Copy.
Belle asks, "Ok... next question, from Duck :Out of the supervillain spotlight,
 how do people address you? Megavolt? Elmo Sputterspark?  Tickle Me Elmo? The
Rat/Dog/Thing Formerly Known as Elmo?>"
BigBadWolf blinks..... Oh wait a minute, you're not SAYING.....
Megavolt shouts, "Uh...they usually just scream "Help!" and then run. Makes me
so mad I feel the need to give them cause to flee in terror. Go figure."
Duck grins. :)
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Well, if it's true, that sure explains a lot about
Goofy...."
Belle has disconnected.
Belle giggles.
Megavolt says, "Great. The hostess has passed out..."
Max sits and simmers.
Duck likes Tickle Me Elmo. :)
Belle asks, "Ok... next question : Mushu: "If you are Max's father, why dont'
you and max do father-son...things?""
Megavolt's Electro-gun is suddenly in his hand, and it only takes a moment for
him to aim at FDC Official Duck (All of Them) and fire! Crackling energy
springs forth from the Electro-gun, scorching FDC Official Duck (All of Them)
something fierce! In the blink of an eye, his body is covered in soot, and a
small black cloud looms over his head.
Max exclaims, "HEY!!!"
FDC Official Duck (All of Them) mutters, "Krazy Megavolt" and tosses a brick at
his head.
Megavolt asks, "Like what? Max never was very big on terrorizing the populace."
Max says, "Darn tootin'..."
Megavolt blocks the brick with his forehead. "Hah! No damage!--Damage!"
Belle wonders whose head you tossed that brick at, Duck... yours or Megavolts?
Duck says, "Megavolt's, of course."
Megavolt says, "But I'll whip Maxie into shape."
Megavolt asks, "Get him some decent clothes for a change. Something in
elections, what do you think?"
Fleebo thinks that this election turned into a soap opera very quickly.
Belle notes Maxie already has a shape... kindofa lumpy squishy tiny one, but it
is a shape...
Max says, "I like red and purple."
Megavolt says, "Okay, I'll beat you often."
( Megavolt is gonna whip Max?  Talk about child abuse! )
Belle waits for the next question, and wonders if she missed any?
BigBadWolf grumbles, "He kneads to be beaten ;-)"
Fleebo yeesh...
Mushu doesn't think that's the father-son thing he had in mind...
Belle groans.  "That was bad enough to be one of Toby's puns."
BigBadWolf asks, "Where do you think I stole it from? >:}"
Fleebo caterwauls, "D'ough!"
Belle giggles.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "You should know I don't do anything on my own.  I
*always* steal it from somewhere else"
Duck baps Fleebo with a loaf of bread.
Megavolt cracks his kuncles. "Come on, people. Don't be shy. If I'm not
satisfied with this GtK, I'll be forced to do *another* one.
Belle exclaims, "the baguettes!"
Hurry up!
Max hands BBW the Milton Berle Muck Award.
Complete with matching dress.
Belle asks, "Ok... next question... (Fleebo) How did Mat ever get mixed up with
Megavolt?"
Max says, "Quite easily, actually..."
Duck grins. Baguettes sounds like a French girl group.
Max says, "Nah...the Baguettes are the Chippettes 30 years from now."
Megavolt says, "Well, basically the poor loser was looking for another
character, like Chip, but it was taken. So I swindled the dork into letting me
loose on this place. He's seen the DW series quite a bit, but was still dumb
enough to agree."
Morgana laughs.
BigBadWolf sings the Baguettes first annd only chart hit, "Jerry Lewis Films
Killed the Radio Star"
Belle chuckles.
Fleebo grins and nods. Poor sucker. :)
Megavolt says, "Dweeb is a better word."
Belle asks, "Hmm... which Chip?"
Megavolt says, "From the Rescue rangers, Belle. The non-porcilean one."
Belle grins.  "ok... the non-porcelain one, but still just as cracked.
Belle asks, "Next question... (BigBadWolf) "Question - What's your opinion on
three-prong adapters?""
BigBadWolf exclaims, "Hey!  He resembles that remark!"
Dale has connected.
Megavolt grins. "You don't know the half of it...as for BBW's question...
Dale hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home...
Dale has left.
Megavolt says, "Three-prong adapters...welll.."
Megavolt says, "They have..uh...three prongs...and uh, adapt things. Yeah."
Belle asks, "And are you for or against them?"
Belle grins.
Megavolt says, "Well, they haven't really done anything to me for me to be
against them, but theey haven't helped me out in any speical way, so I'm really
not for them either."
Megavolt asks, "That help?"
Belle asks, "Ok... follow-up question: (BigBadWolf) "And isn't it true you
spent five months in the power plant trying to overcome your addiction to
three-prong adapters???""
Megavolt shouts, "No! A complete and total lie!"
Mushu gasps! 
Max grins evilly.
Megavolt shouts, "It was six months!"
Megavolt says, "Get it striaght."
Belle laughs!
Fleebo giggles!
Megavolt quickly stuffs away a three-prong adapter. Nobody saw anything.
Nothing can be proven...
Belle asks, "(BigBadWolf)"And you used them because without them, you felt like
you didn't "Fit in" properly.  Isn't that correct?""
Belle wows. BBW, we need you as the Muck gossip collumnist.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Hey, every election needs a scandal or two >:}"
Megavolt shouts, "No. I used them, because without them, I couldn't pull in my
toaster-oven! Oh the shame!"
Megavolt says, "Or 3, or 4, etc..."
Belle asks, "Ok... this was from another player, who decided against me asking
it, but I still want to know: "Question for Matt: If Megavolt had already been
taken, what character would you have chosen?""
Megavolt says, ""Oh...good question..."
Morgana laughs.  I recalled the question, 'cause he'd already said he wanted to
be Chip. :)  But what if *Chip* were unavailable, too. :)
Megavolt says, "Probably Professor Nimnul, who I always considered Megavolt's
"mentor" or sorts."
Belle giggles.
Belle asks, "(Mushu) "Is there a MegaVoltette in your life?""
Megavolt laughs.
Megavolt says, "Sounds like a lite beer..."
Morgana laughs.
Mushu grins
Belle smiles.
Megavolt says, "Well, for Megavolt, Si was the item for a while, but things
have cooled. For Matt: Same as ever: Nope."
Belle says, "you know, someone who gives you a special charge... ;)"
Belle ohs.
Megavolt says, "Yeah, Belle, but usually it's more than I can afford. :)"
Belle asks, "(Maxie) If your player had not been named Matt, would Throw Rug
have served as well? "
Megavolt says, "That, or frame mounting."
Max giggles.
Belle okays......
Megavolt says, "Art school term: Mat. Used to mount and frame work."
Fleebo caterwauls, "Next time Megavolt enters the room, we all shout together:
`Welcome Matt'!"
Belle nods. 
Belle laughs!!
Max laughs!!
Megavolt says, "But nobody attractive ever wants to mount the real Matt :P"
Max isn't going to touch that one...
Megavolt appriecates it, max.
Morgana blinks and doesn't even walk in that direction, much less go there.
Mushu eeks
Megavolt has shocked the Muck (this is a surprise?)
Belle refuses to comment.
Belle grins.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Well, Max knows you well, so he fits right into that
description"
Fleebo caterwauls, "Next question please Belle! :)"
Belle asks, "(Morgana) "Ok, another question for Matt:  Out of all of your
drawings and paintings, which is your favorite?""
Megavolt says, "You, BBW, will make a fine throw ruig..."
Megavolt says, "Erm...let's see..."
Megavolt says, "Thus far it'd be the one of Megavolt and Darkwing. :)"
Fleebo doesn't think she's seen that one.
Megavolt says, "It's on the DAFT archive."
BigBadWolf Acks and should have read it more carefully before responding....
Belle ohs.
Morgana asks, "But the one of Megavolt and Morgana will take over first place
in your heart, right? ;)  Once you actually do the painting... ;)"
Belle grins.
Megavolt grins at Morgana. "I was thinking about it tonight." ;)
Morgana cheers!
Belle waits for the next question.
Belle ahems.
Morgana points everyone to the DAFT archives to see Matt's
drawings/paintings/fanfic.  Unsolicited ad, 'cause I think they're great. =D
Belle asks, "If you were a vegetable, what type would you be? (Anonymous)"
Megavolt grins at Morg.
Megavolt asks, "What do you mean, "if"?"
Megavolt asks, "I'm mental enough, aren;t I?"
Belle asks, "(Megavolt) Why are you asking yourself a question?"
Megavolt says, "Because I'm the only one who asks the *important* ones."
Fleebo purrs, "Go on then..."
Belle waits for another question.
Megavolt says, "Well...that's the answer, Fleebs. :)"
Belle asks, "(BBW) Who was your favorite mouseketeer?"
Fleebo was waiting for the important questions from you, cos that didn't look
like it. :)
Megavolt shouts, "Oh, it'd have to be, uh, oh you know, the one wearing the
mouse ears!"
Megavolt shouts, "And the sweater!"
Morgana grins.
Belle asks, "(Belle) Isn't *anyone* allowed to call you Sparky?"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Uh... the disco era Mousketeers didn't wear sweaters ;-)"
Megavolt shouts, "No!!!!!"
Morgana is.
Fleebo grins!
Megavolt shouts, "Nada! Zero! Zip!"
Sparky Sparky Sparky
Belle awwhs...."But Sparky is so cute-sounding.... ;P"
Duck says, "Call him Sparky Cupcake."
Megavolt asks, "I don't c--...it is?"
Fleebo lol!
Belle grins.
Megavolt asks, "Well, if it's cute then I--What am I saying!?!?"
Megavolt looks panicked.
Belle nods.  "Can't I please call you Sparky,hmmn?"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Something about being cute, I think...."
Belle grins at Morgana.
Fleebo purrs, "Why don't you finish what you were saying, and then we can tell
you what you were saying. :)"
Megavolt says, "Er, ah, ah, erm, need to calm myself yes."
Megavolt fires a blue arc of electricity from his Electro-gun, blasting Maxie!
::sniff sniff:: Rump roast for dinner tonight?
Megavolt says, "Ah...much better."
Can we call you dadoo?
Megavolt laughs at that one. :)
Belle giggles.
Belle asks, "Any more questions for Megavolt?"
Megavolt says, "You can call me Al...o/~"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay...."
Megavolt asks, "Anything? Or question for my RL counterpart?"
Duck has connected.
Megavolt listens to the crickets...
Belle asks, "(Mushu) What is your favorite (and your least-favorite) Disney
movie?"
Megavolt says, "Favorite would still be Aristocats, I think. Least favorite, uh
well, I dunno off hand."
Megavolt says, "Pocoahotes wasn't too spiffy."
Indian arrow zips through the room and lodges in Sparky's battery.
Belle asks, "(Belle) who is your favorite disney hero/heroine/and villain?"
Megavolt asks, "Froim films? Or just forvite?"
Belle umms... just favorite.
Megavolt says, "Well, heroines would probably be Belle (natch), Gadget, and
erm, I think Megara."
Megavolt says, "Heros are Bernard, Timon/Pumbaa/ and DW and the male Rangers,
of course..."
Belle grins.  Good choices.
especially for the heroine
Megavolt says, "And villains would be the fearsome five, (duh) Pro, Nimnul, and
Frollo"
Megavolt says, "I never really thought about it, so that's just my gut
reaction. :)"
Belle asks, "(Mushu) Any brothers/sisters?  Do they act just like you?"
Morgana giggles.
Megavolt says, "I have one older sister, who is the complete opposite of me,
basically. :)"
Belle wonders if that is IC or OOC or both, Mushu?
Mushu says, "Both I guess :)"
Megavolt says, "Megavolt has no siblings (that he's aware of at any rate...)"
Nala has connected.
Lady Morgana hugs Nala of Troi with all her might... Nala of Troi is turning
blue now!
Fleebo purrs, "But he does have family. :)"
Nala roars, "Hi!"
Fleebo caterwauls, "Hi Nala!"
Belle grins.  Until the next election, eh, Megavolt?
Mushu exclaims, "Hiya Nala!"
Belle hugs Nala.
Duck wonders if Max's last name is really Sputterspark then.
Megavolt shouts, "My RL sister is the extrovert, I'm the introvert. And hush
Belle!"
Megavolt says, "Acutally, Duck, now it's "mud"."
Fleebo mews, "You're the introvert. Why does this not sound right to me?"
Duck grins at Megavolt.
Duck is already frightening of Megavolt's sister. :)
Belle giggles.
Duck says, "Frightened, that is."
Mushu laughs!
Fleebo grins!
Morgana falls over laughing at Megavolt.
Megavolt says, "I dunno Fllebs....maybe I'm just not the same guy in RL...;)"
Duck thinks Max Volt would sound like an interesting name. Almost a rock star
name.
Megavolt nods to Duck!
Morgana blinks.  Then who's that Matt person that I've met?
Megavolt shouts, "Headlining Lollapalooza!"
Duck grins! Yeah!
Megavolt grins to Morgana, "I said "maybe" didn't I?"
Belle giggles.
Belle waits  and wonders if there are more questions?
Megavolt says, "Seriously. If I don't know someone, I'm likely to hide in the
corner until they've left. :)"
Megavolt thinks it's been a successful show even if there aren't.
Belle asks, "Last call for questions?"
g.Dhante has arrived.
g.Dhante pops in
Duck says, "Hi, Dhante!"
Belle waves the mcrophone around...
Fleebo caterwauls, "Hallo Dhante!"
Megavolt waves.
Belle waves to Dhante.
Mushu waves to Dhante!
Oliver waves.
Morgana asks, "Hiya, Guestie... Do you have any questions for Megavolt? :)"
Fleebo mews, "Hasn't Megavolt shorted out that microphone yet?"
Belle eeps at the next question.
Megavolt arcs an eyebrow...
Duck watches Megavolt arc.
Belle asks, "(Mushu) What would you rather do, get Mr. T to work out, sweat,
and collect his sweat in a cup for you to drink?  Or lose Max as your son? ;)"
Duck says, "Neat special effects."
Belle eeps. Sick.
Mushu blushes. Just wonderin
Duck bleahs!
Morgana bleahs.
Fleebo blinks. Mushu, I'm surprised at you! :)
Megavolt says, "Oh, make Max Mr T's son, probably."
Belle giggles.
Duck says, "Max T. Now there's a cool rock star name."
Mushu has lost sleep Fleebo. Mushu hasn't been thinking straight for the past
hour
Megavolt says, "I think max would look good with a mowhawk."
Fleebo hugs Mushu... poor dwagon!
Mushu should get going anyway. Bye everyone!
Duck grins at Mushu. That five-CD thing still worrying you? ;)
Duck waves to Mushu!
Fleebo giggles at Duck!
Megavolt waves.
Mushu nodnods! You are making me have an all-nighter!
Fleebo caterwauls, "Bye Mushu! :)"
Duck laughs!
Mushu wavies to all
Mushu is rumbly in his tumbly! He longs for yet another meal... His hunger
forces him to depart and head to his humble home...
Mushu has left.
Belle asks, "(Belle) How do you keep from shorting out with all the splooshes
going on?"
Duck has disconnected.
Megavolt says, "Well, once water hits me, I have a shortout, but then the water
conducts fine, so as long as I'm still damp, no further splooshing effects me."
Fleebo hmms at Mushu's joleave. Mushu's pagoda with Great Wall attached is a
humble home?
Megavolt says, "Or it could be that people miss an awful lot. "
Duck says, "Humble is a relative term. :)"
Belle grins.  For a dragon, it is.
Fleebo mews, "Miss? Who misses with virtual water?"
FDC Official Duck (All of Them) SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHESSSS Fleebo,
flooding the room and half of FDCMuck! That'll teach Fleebo to mess with a
DUCK!
Belle will sploosh ya, and test if you want, Meggy.
Duck asks, "Yeah, who? :)"
Fleebo purrs, "Let me guess. You were aiming at Megavolt. ;)"
Megavolt says, "that's okay Bellee....no need."
Duck says, "Uh yeah. If you say so, Fleebo. :)"
Megavolt says, "Sounds good to me."
Fleebo finds a corner to sulk in, soggily.
Megavolt asks, "Anything else?"
Belle asks, "Okay, any more questions for our wonderful guest?"
Morgana says, "At least we're not by the Billabong anymore, Fleebo."
Duck grins. I could shove you into the harbour, Fleebo.
Fleebo is reminded of a web site to look for again...
Megavolt grins to Moirgana.
Megavolt says, "Otheriwse I'd best be off."
Fleebo sings. "Once a jolly Fleebo camped IN a billabong..."
Belle asks, "(Anonymous) who is on the list of possible mother suspects?"
Morgana LOL!
Belle laughs!!!!
Belle isn't sure she wants to know that one.
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Oh, I know where Max's mother is...."
Megavolt grins widely. "The that question, all I say is check later. It will be
posted in a few hours (when all are in bed)...
Megavolt says, "Suffice to say I plan to drag as many innocents into this--uh,
I mean, I'm sure the researchers will do a thourgh search before posting
anything."
Belle giggles.  "Where, BBW?"
BigBadWolf grumbles, "Last I heard she was with Belle's mom driving a
convertible thru Texas.  I think they were on some sort of crime spree......"
Belle giggles.
Megavolt laughs!
Duck drops the Portable Billabong, SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHING everyone and
submerging the room.
TinkerBelle drips, and runs up and gives FDC Official Duck (All of Them) a
great big *SQOOOSH*y hug, leaving FDC Official Duck (All of Them) as soaked as
she is now!
Morgana giggles and wonders where Penny is, suddenly.
But he missed Megavolt...how odd...
Fleebo grins at Duck...it's all very well for the waterproof few...
Duck grins and floats. :)
Megavolt asks, "Anything esle?"
Belle asks, "Any more questions?"
Fleebo will have to borrow Pocahontas's special duck antiwaterproofer.
Duck asks, "She's got one?"
Megavolt checks his watch. "Not bad timing...
Fleebo purrs, "She does. :) It was very close to the first thing she ever
@created. :)"
Belle exclaims, "Ok... if that is it, then this has been Get to Know, and thank
you all for coming!"
Duck laughs!! i don't know if I've seen it or not!
Megavolt shouts, "There it is! My tone minute warning on the freenet! Gotta
run!"
Megavolt wavez!
Fleebo caterwauls, "Thanks, Megavolt and Belle! :)"
Megavolt shouts, "later!"
Megavolt presses a secret button on his belt and explodes in an electrical
explosion! When the smoke clears, he is nowhere to be found.
Megavolt has left.