FDC Parthenon A large, ornate room with rich wood panelling and a long counter. The Official Guidebook tells you the exit leads to Main Street, but to the side you see a door marked "Cast Members Only." The friendly guide behind the counter tells you that if you need help, just look for answers in the FDCMuck [FAQ] Room or type '911' to get help from a real, live player. Other places: [G]uest [R]elations Office, [VIP] Lounge, FDCMuck [Trad]itions Classroom, [M]ain Street, [C]ast Members Only door ... Other players: Objects: Snuggling Couch, Microphone, Welcome Sign, Suggestion Box, Guest Services Desk, Town Hall Statue Belle has arrived. You look up, and suddenly, Belle floats into the room, smiling... Belle smiles. Belle joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying herself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? > look Snuggling Couch A fine piece of furniture crafted by expert hands, tremendously large and exquisitely soft. It is piled deeply with luscious satin cushions. If you like, you can join the 'cuddle' pile, and then 'snuggle' with the person of your choice. Broomstick enters from Main Street. Broomstick has arrived. Broomstick enters the FDCMuck Traditions Classroom. Broomstick has left. Lucifer has arrived. An INCERDABLY annoying voice screams "LUCI....I'M HOME!" Lucifer says, "hello" Ariel has arrived. Ariel has a new _joarrive, carefully hand-crafted from 100 percent recycled electrons, and tested on animals, i.e., you. Djali has arrived. Hey, there's that goat again! Lucifer will be ready in a min HenWen has arrived. You hear a faint hwoinking sound. It gets louder and louder until it becomes a full-fledged SQUEAL! Broomstick enters the Town Hall from the Traditions Classroom. Broomstick has arrived. Djali dances all around HenWen, his favorite barnyard animal! HenWen grins. Phillip has arrived. In the distance you hear a brass fanfare...A voice suddenly cries out, "His Royal Highness, Prince Phillip!" Broomstick disappears into the room for special guests. Broomstick has left. Lucifer is ready Broomstick has arrived. Djali somehow manages to squeeze into one of the broom's buckets. Djali has left. Broomstick opens the front door to Town Hall and steps out to Main Street. Broomstick has left. Lucifer grins at the shrinking goat Djali has arrived. Hey, there's that goat again! Djali whews! Max has arrived. Max arrives, riding a skateboard. He does a complicated maneuver, and dismounts, doing a double backflip in the process. Morgana has arrived. Morgana McCawbre suddenly materializes before you, accompanied by her pet bats, Eek and Squeek, and Archie the Spider. Belle huggles Morgana and Max. Max grins, and waits to be tickled by Belle. Darkwing quacks, "Phillip: Why did your typist choose the University of Florida?" Belle tickles the cute Tickle-Me-Maxie doll. Belle grins. Max pouts, but sits down. Lucifer exclaims, "{OOC} I wanted to go to a Florida school to save OOS tuition, and I felt at-home when I came here to visit!" HenWen says, "Gotta run, all :) Somebody send me the log of this PLEASE :):):)" HenWen of Troy hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling her home... HenWen has left. Darkwing quacks, "Belle: Why did you choose to be a Bad Guy?" Lucifer exclaims, "well I didn't originally! My first choice was g.Bagheera. But he was taken. So I chose Lucifer because I felt I could relate to his character!" Darkwing quacks, "How is that?" Max thinks he wanted a cat. Max remembers trying to pull out every Disney Cat he could think of... Lucifer exclaims, "I dunno.....Well I HAD to be a cat! I LOVE cats, and Lucifer was mischevous and I like that!" Darkwing quacks, "Fair enough, I suppose." Darkwing quacks, "Phillip: What's your favorite movie?" Lucifer asks, "dis or not dis?" Phillip says, "general" Lucifer exclaims, "hmmmmmm, I like The Usual Suspects! Very few movies surprise me :)" Darkwing quacks, "What about favorite Disney movie?" Lucifer says, "well I'd have to say Alladin" Max has disconnected. Darkwing quacks, "Belle: Why chemical engineering?" Lucifer exclaims, "I LOVE chemistry! and it seems like what is right for me :)" Darkwing quacks, "Sassy: Do you still have nightmares about falling out of the tower?" Lucifer says, "no, that ended a few years ago ;)" Morgana giggles. Darkwing quacks, "Belle: What's your favorite book, and why?" Ariel would love to take part in this but she's lagging . . yet again . . wow, what a surprise! Lucifer has disconnected. Morgana says, "ack." Morgana says, "I think he's afraid of books." Lucifer has connected. Lucifer exclaims, "well, Watchers by Dean Koontz. It was the first adult book I read, and got me on my Dean Koontz/Stephan King path that I have stayed on!" Lucifer excuses AOL Darkwing quacks, "Phillip: How is your essay class going, now that you've written that Hunchback paper?" Lucifer exclaims, "Well I'll find out when I get the paper back! I had my class ask where I got all the great ideas :) The students that read it loved it!" Phillip grins Ariel has to go . . .lunch time. Sorry she can't participate in this. Ariel hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling her home... Ariel has left. Fleebo has arrived. You hear the Cat's theme from Peter and the Wolf. That can mean only one thing... Fleebo is playing her clarinet. Fleebo hugs all! Lucifer wonders if DW is lagging Darkwing quacks, "No. Next question shortly." Darkwing quacks, "Morgana: What's your favorite Stephen King book? And have you read all of them yet?" Lucifer exclaims, "I haven't read them all, but so far....The Long Walk from The Bachman Books is my favorite!" Morgana bleahs. Morgana grins. Lucifer asks, "what?" Morgana says, "I just didn't like that one at all. :)" Lucifer exclaims, "He really freaked me out with that one!" Duck has arrived. You discover a package of Tim Tams! Excitedly you rip it open, but instead of delicious chocolate cookies, you find crumbs....and Duck. Lucifer exclaims, "Thinner was good as well!" Darkwing should finish The Long Walk some day. Darkwing quacks, "Phillip: What do you believe is the best movie adaptation of a King work?" Lucifer exclaims, "oooo....ummmm I haven't read them all. The Dead Zone was pretty close to the book!" Morgana thinks that needs to be qualified... Best movie based on a king novel or best *adaptation* of a King novel. :) Phillip says, "well, both, and not necessary a novel...one of the best movies was based on a King short story" Lucifer HATED Thinner the movie! Lucifer exclaims, "I thought the dead zone.....I didn't like most of the movies because King goes into the mind, and it's REALLY hard to do that in a movie!" Morgana nods. Darkwing quacks, "Belle: What did you do after you fell out of the tower?" Belle nods. "Besides getting a good vet." Lucifer exclaims, "had to talk to Penny (the psychiatrist) until I was well enough to face the world again!" Belle asks, "do you still hold it against mice?" Lucifer exclaims, "I try to eat 10 a day for revenge!" Phillip makes sure Olivia is well hidden from Lucifee Duck says, "If Cinderella doesn't time out, Lucifer, she's going to kill you. :)" Lucifer says, "she was on a day ago" Duck says, "Good good...She got the mail, then." Lucifer exclaims, "for about 2 sec, butshe was on!" Darkwing quacks, "That's weird... I sent her an unofficial note but it bounced." Duck asks, "To hurthei@emory.edu?" Darkwing guesses she had another address on file besides the one in pinfo. Darkwing quacks, "Belle: Do you plan to take spelling lessons?" Belle ducks. Darkwing shakes his head at Duck. Lucifer exclaims, "no, here is the explination! :" Phillip asks, "a fellow dyslexic?" Phillip giggles Lucifer says, "I have a RL learning dissability, it only effects hanwriting and spelling. I've dealt with it, but I still can't spell worth anything, so I'm not just lazy, although that is part of it" Phillip hugs Lucifee...sounds similar to my condition Lucifer hugs back Belle hugs Lucifer. We wouldn't want you any different. Lucifer awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws Fleebo grins at Lucifer. At least you have an excuse, unlike most of us. ;) Lucifer chuckles Belle grins. "Me, make typos? Absopultly neber." ;P Lucifer LOL Phillip fears what would happen if the backspace bar suddenly disappered from all computers Lucifer says, "I've been trying to watch it since the impoRtant statement in my @doing" Fleebo lol and must have missed that one! :) Belle grins. Darkwing quacks, "Any more questions?" Lucifer says, "I was doing impoRtant jury stuff" Lucifer says, "if the R had only been there......" Belle remembers that! Phillip does too Djali eeps? Lucifer says, "Penny was nice enough to say it on FBC :)" Morgana grins. "She was just worried about you..." Phillip asks, "didn't se also offer medical assistence for the condition? :)" Belle laughs... Lucifer smiles Darkwing quacks, "Belle: What kind of music do you listen to?" Darkwing quacks, "[continued] What is your favorite group and song, and why?" ChefLouis has arrived. ChefLouis come barging into the room with a wild look in his eyes. Suddenly he notices he's not alone and looks sheepish. Fleebo huggles the Chef! Lucifer says, "I listen to Musicals (CATS Les Mis....) and I like JCSS. but pretty much anything but rap, heavy metal, or Country" ChefLouis elloellos to all and sundry. Darkwing quacks, "Belle: What's your favorite thing to do at Disneyland? What about Walt Disney World?" Aurora has arrived. Rory waltzes into the room and twirls around. "Hiya!!!" Lucifer exclaims, "I've only been to Orlando, but I like Splash Mountain!" Darkwing quacks, "Belle again, with a related question: If you could design a ride for Disney, what would it be?" Lucifer asks, "Am I allowed to boil the people on it?" Belle notes that curiousity killed the cat. Phillip exclaims, "ummmmm....NO! :)" Lucifer exclaims, "sorry, I honestly have NO idea!" Belle asks, "Not even a theme? Like for a movie?" Lucifer says, "maybe a Lucifer Museum :) ;)" Piglet has arrived. Hup, two, three, four ... Piggy marches in. Piglet snuggle snuggles with Djali. Duck says, "Escaped pig! Help! Help! :)" Fleebo hugs Piggy. :) Darkwing quacks, "What about the Better Mousetrap?" Belle grins and huggles Piglet. Princess Rory floats to Piggiolus and hugs her. She faints from all the attention Princess Rory gives her Piglet grins and hugs all hullo. Djali cuddle cuddles wiffa Piglet! Lucifer holds up is claws, "These are the only mouse traps I need! Toby enters from Main Street. Toby has arrived. Duck watches the room grind to a halt. Lucifer waities for some more questions Piglet questions, "what all did I miss?" Darkwing points at the audience. "What is this, an audience or a mosaic?" Aurora giggles Duck watches the mosaic wave at Darkwing. Rolly has arrived. Rolly shows off his incredible _joarrive. Neat, huh? Bushroot has arrived. A vine snakes into the room, and Bushroot slides down! Lucifer asks, "no one has anymore Q-s for me?????" Fleebo caterwauls, "Hi Rolly!" Duck hands Lucifer some Q-tips. Aurora has no clue what's been asked Rollipedes goes zipping past Chef++ on a Blizzard Beach waterslide, waves to Chef++, but in the process, SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHES water all over him! Phillip thinks a minute Bushroot asks, "Hi all What do you mean oops Piglet?" Copper has arrived. Here she comes! The newest Disney SPIRIT AWARD winner... Cop Darkwing quacks, "Piglet: Have you convinced the Walt Disney Co. how totally cute you are and that they should make Lucifer plushes?" Princess Rory floats to Bushroot and hugs him. He faints from all the attention Princess Rory gives him Fleebo purrs, "Here's one, Lucifer. Make good q's of it." Piglet says, "Oops, as in you said a private message over think." Princess Rory floats to Coppercules and hugs him. He faints from all the attention Princess Rory gives him Copper says, "hello there everyone.." Rolly huggles the Copper Darkwing points the Punslinger at Fleebo and fires! The megaphone blares horrible puns at her, till she covers her ears and whimpers "When will the hurting *stop*?" Lucifer whistles Coppercules LOVES to show you how glad she is to see you, so she runs over to Toby and drools all over him. Don'tcha just LOVE puppy spit? Toby pulls out a memo from the Department of HUG. Said memo demands that *no* IDs be checked. Toby proceeds to hug Coppercules. Darkwing grumbles something about salivating canine types. Piglet waits for Lucifer to answer her question. :P Fleebo grins! Convince with much threatening with claws, Lucifer. That'll show them how cute you are. Lucifer missed it in the spam Piglet Bushroot HUGGLES BELLE Darkwing quacks, "[repeating] Piglet: Have you convinced the Walt Disney Co. how totally cute you are and that they should make Lucifer plushes?" Copper drools more for DW..;-) Piglet giggles. Belle of Notre Dame runs up to Coppercules and squeezes Coppercules in a big warm huggle! Belle of Notre Dame spins around the room with Coppercules, her skirts twirling. Belle of Notre Dame smiles, and gives Coppercules another huggle Lucifer exclaims, "NO! They don't like me! They say I was a bit part! HA! I could out-cute Simba ANYDAY!" Darkwing idles briefly. Bushroot asks, "Why is every one here in this room today?" Lucifer says, "it's Get to know Bushroot" Phillip says, "we are interrogating Lucifee" Toby gets a plush Lucifer, fills it with catnip & makes it a cat chew toy. Lucifer is now REALLY a bit part Copper JUST got home from TDS Aurora runs over to Jali and cuddles him. Belle says, "Ask him anything you want..." Copper tells Piggy somoen came in the storm tonight who ...get this..HATED WDW...too commercial she said Belle says, "just whisper it to Darkwing, who will ask the questions." Lucifer looks for the D in Djali Piglet says, "S'ok. We hate them, too. ;)" Darkwing quacks, "Phillip: Got Milk?" Aurora exclaims, "nope, no D ;) he's jali!" Copper giggles at Piglet Phillip giggles Djali uses his animal magnetism to pull everybody into one big group hug. >;) Lucifer exclaims, "ALWAYS! Cat's LOVE milk!" Darkwing sings o/~ It's a Djali holiday with you, Bert o/~ Piggiolus fwaps Darkwing with whatever is handy. Duck wonders if Fleebo, also being an animal, will repel Djali's animal magnetism. Piggiolus @baps Darkwing on the head. Darkwing puts his hands over his head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout* Darkwing fwaps Piggiolus with whatever isn't handy. Darkwing quacks, "Piglet: Have you ever tried to teach Figaro how to not be a wimp?" Aurora huggles jali, her fave goat! Bushroot cups his leaflike hands around his bill and calls, "Oh, Spiiiike! Heeeere, boy! Good boy Spike!" Spike comes scampering into the room and takes a flying leap into his master's arms. Djali beams! Lucifer exclaims, "no, I don't mess with lost causes!" Duck throws a bunch of animals together and creates an electroanimalmagnet. :) Bushroot lets Spike leap out of his arms and he begins scampering around him excitedly. Belle asks, "animalmagnetism, huh, Duck?" Duck nods. Electronanimalmagnetism. Princess Rory kisses Phillip the Phantom Prince breathless and makes him start to feel dizzy from the kiss Fleebo purrs, "Animagnets. I have those on my fridge. (Uh, not fridge, I don't have one... My microwave.)" Phillip says, "no duck, the opposite of animal megnatism is plant repulsion, so Spike would drive us away :)" Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "No fridge?" Morgana watches Rolly go into shock. Rolly wonders where you keep the Kanine Krunchies then, Fleebs?> Piglet has pictures on magnets on her fridge. Fleebo grins. It's temporary, I'll get one soon. Milk is the only problem. :) Duck says, "Forget those. I want to know where the Tim Tams are." Belle wows. "Phillip, Arora, do we need to leave you two alone? Lucifer looks for Shock to see how that is possible Phillip PHBBBLLLLTTTSSS in Belle's direction Fleebo caterwauls, "They're not in the fridge, Duck! :) Qhearts complains if the Tim Tams are cold cos that makes her Tim Tam Slams messier. :)" Duck ROTFL!! Duck must see that. :) Belle asks, "Tim Tam Slams?" Lucifer ooooooooos at all the spam Spike chases lucifer around the room Darkwing quacks, "They're less messy with non-frozen Tim Tams? Why is that?" Morgana asks, "Why does it make them messier?" Rory hears the music calling to her and bids all farewell. Princess Rory glides out of the room. Aurora has left. ChefLouis eeps and must ESCAPE FROM THE MUCK! (Wasn't that dramatic?) See y'all later! Duck says, "Belle, you bite off a bit of each end of a Tim Tam, then you stick it in a glass of milk and use it as a straw." Chef++ grabs Copper, Bushroot, Rolly, Toby, Piglet, Duck, Fleebo, Morgana, Djali, Phillip, Lucifer, Belle, and Darkwing and hugs them senseless. Darkwing sort-of-succeeded once with a cold Tim Tam. It *was* messy, but I figured that was just the nature of it. Chef++ hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home... ChefLouis has left. Duck nods. Tim Tam falling into your milk is good. :) Fleebo purrs, "If the chocolate and particularly the cream in the middle is cold, the coffee has reduced the biscuit to mush before the rest and it falls apart." Belle oohs. Darn, after I just finished up them. Belle grins. Fleebo grins. That's the technical explanation. ;) Piglet salivates for Tim Tams now. *Thanks* guys. :P Djali hee hees! Duck grins at Piglet. Yes, Arnott's IS paying me. ;) Morgana grins. Lucifer has never had a tim-tam Bushroot asks, "Where can you buy Tim Tams at? UREH" Phillip says, "ooh, so THAT is why the Duck is going to Aussieland" Duck says, "Bushroot, you can buy them in Australia." Copper is going to visit Sid et al in Oz in 2000 Darkwing quacks, "What's UREH?" Morgana passed by the Pep. Farms outlet store today... my car nearly vered that direction on its own, but I managed to resist. Roo has arrived. Roo jumps into the room squealing happily, "Did you see me jump? I was jumping I was jumping! Did you see me jump?" Roo hellos quickly. Fleebo hugs Roo! Duck waves to the Rooster. Rolly thinks Morg needs to veer there, for my sake....we don't have those outlet stores here.... Copper likes Roo's joarrive very mucjh Morgana changes vered into veered. Bushroot asks, "Lucifer do you know My pet Spike is chasing you?" Duck will be sending back tons of Tim Tams from Sydney....all to my apartment, though. ;) Fleebo grins at Bushroot. You can also buy them at Pepperidge Farms, you don't have to go quite as far as Duck is going to. Darkwing ignores Spike. Duck says, "They're just not Tim Tams at Pep. Farms. They're Choco Mousse. :)" Lucifer is gonna feed Spike to shawn the sheep Morgana grins at Rolly and makes a note of it. Duck says, "And they don't have hazelnut." Rolly sets up a USMail forwarding address from Duck's apt to my house Duck drops Shaun. Belle asks, "Where do I get these pepperidge farms ons? they don;t sell em near me..." Roo giggles at Rolly. Piglet burns down all the Exxon places at WDW who just stopped carrying Choco Mousse ... over great complaints from me. Spike stops and barks and runs to chase Darkwing Roo squeaks curiously, "who are we GTK'ing tonight?" Duck grins at Rolly. I've got all that figured out, my dear. MY Tim Tams, etc. :) Phillip will drudge out to the facotry outlet, if someone asks him nicely :) Rolly hrrrms and works on Plan B Morgana says, "You just have to search the grocery stores... they're part of the International Collection." Morgana asks, "Ducky, can you mail order from the web site?" Rolly asks Phillip VERY nicely. Lucifer asks, "DID I miss another question in the spam?" Belle oohs! A web site? Duck says, "Sure! Australian Catalogue Co. has them, and they're a great company." Belle wonders what the web site is? Piglet says, "I search everytime we're there. :/ No pseudo Tim Tams of any kind." Duck says, "Go to my web site, then hop over to the Aussie Catalogue Co." Darkwing points to Lucifer, in answer to Roo's question. Morgana says, "Roo, We're GKTing Lucifee." Copper admits to never having looked Rolly barks, "I have Morg...for the last year. Somehow Washington isn't deemed worthy for the International Collection. Believe me, I've searched Hi and Lo" Darkwing quacks, "Actually, it seems we're Getting to Know Tim Tams right now..." Piglet thinks we're GtKing Tim Tams at this point. ;) Fleebo has disconnected. Rolly barks, "SNAP" Spike stops and barks and runs to chase Darkwing Duck thinks it's a delicious interview, too. ;) Darkwing smirks. "Great minds, etc." Belle grins. Yummy. Morgana nods at Rolly... I was meaning that comment to whoever asked where to look for them. :) Piglet giggles and fwaps DW for stealing her brain. Copper yawns and is tired from her LONG day..See ya guys.. Fleebo has connected. Phillip asks, "btw, has Lucifee experenced the wonder of Tim Tams?" Copper waves Djali puts a Tim Tam on a velvet pillow on a pedestal, places a microphone beside it, and focuses the spotlights appropriately. Spike bites Darkwing after catching him. Piglet hangs up Cop's sweater for her. Belle finds that, while plain TimTams are *ehhh* ok, dark chocolate ones! WOW! are GREAT! Lucifer says, "no I haven't" Copper thanks Piglet profusely..can you wash it too? Roo is drowning in spam. Duck says, "Djali, that'll melt! Let's eat the poor thing and put it out of its misery!" Copper has done the biannual wash this year yet Djali trips over a cord and the lights go out! The lights come back on after a moment... and the Tim Tam is gone! Piglet uhs, and sends sweaters to Costuming. Darkwing fwaps Spike with whatever isn't handy. Duck asks, "PLAIN Tim Tams are "EHHH"? " Fleebo giggles! Morgana watches everyone pretend not to be chewing. :) Belle exclaims, "Compared to the dark chocolate ones, yes!" Duck says, "Belle, you haven't tried 'em till you've had hazelnut. :)" Roo cries. Fleebo purrs, "Bah, that's not true. :)" Copper tosses Djali some paper for eats later..midnight snack. :) Coppercules hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home... Copper has left. Lucifer acks at the spam Morgana hates Dark Chocolate, so I prefer the plain ones. Duck's right, though, the hazlenut ones are *yummy* Duck thinks most of what I'll be shipping back will be hazelnut, unless the Aussie Catalogue Co. starts stocking hazelnut. Phillip says, "tim tams were sampled this week-end at the ohio meet :)" Darkwing feeds some more LUST photos to Djali. Spike walks over to Belle and jumps up and down to be noticed. Djali >:9 Djali yums! Leafy greens! Duck grins. BTW, next month is the Tim Tam anniversary on FDCMuck. Sept. 5 or so was the first-ever mention of Tim Tams here. :) Djali nibblies on Spike. Roo wraps Fleebo in a huge hug. Darkwing offers Djali some tens and twenties. Rich food. [Yes, I'm stealing his joke. So what?] Bushroot }:( frowns Lucifee feeds spike to Shaun the sheep. Darkwing quacks, "How's *that* for leafy greens?" Fleebo grins! FDC Official Duck (All of Them) feeds Belle's plain Tim Tams to Shaun the sheep. Belle nooooooooos! Spike nibbles Djali back Djali mmms! Roo loses his mind in the spam. Djali throws some on the fire to keep warm. >:) Lucifer is still looking for a question Darkwing loses his spam in the mind. Roognar Danneskjold @baps Phillip the Phantom Prince on the head. Phillip the Phantom Prince puts his hands over his head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout* Morgana wonders if GTKLucifee is over. :) Bushroot asks, "Lucifer What Questiuon?" Darkwing wonders *how long* GTKLucifee has *been* over. :) Darkwing quacks, "Anyone else got a question for Lucifer? The cameras *are* still rolling." Duck asks, "Lucifer, what is your spam tolerance level? ;)" Phillip giggles Lucifer says, "I'm not dead yet.............." Duck LAUGHS! Darkwing quacks, "You're not fooling anyone, you know." Duck says, "Great answer. :)" Phillip wonders if Duck will test it later, with his unlimited weapons Lucifer says, "My contacts dried out from not blinking though" Bushroot luaghs too Toby barks, "You'll be stone dead in a minute" Roo wonders if anyone has purchased books from Amazon.com over da webby? Darkwing quacks, "Yes, once." Bushroot shouts, "Well I guess I should send Spike home! say bye spike" Roo squeaks curiously, "good or bad?" Morgana hugs everyone and needs to finish cleaning up her apartment now. Spike says, "wrf wrfbye" Duck says, "See ya, Morg!" Lady Morgana hugs Roo, Bushroot, Rolly, Toby, Piglet, Duck, Fleebo, Djali, Phillip, Lucifer, Belle, and Darkwing with all her might... They are all now turning a nice shade of lavender. Darkwing quacks, "Depends... is the convenience worth the shipping cost to you?" Lucifee feeds roo to Shaun the sheep. Rollipedes waves to Lady Morgana, as Lady Morgana slowly types Q-U-I-T....:) Morgana has left. FDC Official Duck (All of Them) feeds Djali to Shaun the sheep. Piggiolus feeds Spike to Shaun the sheep. Djali is eaten! Djali has left. Djali hasn't *really* left, he's just faking it for effect. Bushroot Bushroot pats Spike. "Go home, Spike. Go home, boy," he tells him. Spike looks as if he's about to whine, but he scampers off obediantly. Roo squeaks curiously, "how bad was shipping?" FDC Official Duck (All of Them) feeds Roo's wallet to Shaun the sheep. Roo squeaks, "heeeheee...it was empty anyway :)" Lucifee feeds reality to Shaun the sheep. Bushroot shouts, "Spike has left the universe with Elvis and I shall too!" Darkwing quacks, "$3 or so for a single paperback. Maybe it becomes more cost effective if you buy several books, I dunno." FDC Official Duck (All of Them) feeds Elvis to Shaun the sheep. Phillip exclaims, "Djali, the Royal Goat, only gets the best to nibble on!" Roo squeaks, "hmmm" Belle of Notre Dame feeds duck to Shaun the sheep. FDC Official Duck (All of Them) unleashes the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK That Crashed FDCMuck (tm) on Belle of Notre Dame's poor little ears. Belle of Notre Dame, who goes off to answer the ringing, is never the same again. Djali nod nods! Roo squeaks, "ahhh...well...savings on cover price is aboyt $15" Belle groans. Lucifer asks, "any more Q's for me??????" FDC Official Duck (All of Them) feeds questions to Shaun the sheep. Phillip the Phantom Prince feeds shoelaces to Shaun the sheep. Belle of Notre Dame feeds Duck's weapons (All of Them) to Shaun the sheep. Darkwing quacks, "Probably worthwhile, then, Roo." Belle grins. FDC Official Duck (All of Them) pulls a flute out of nowhere and annoys Belle of Notre Dame greatly by playing "Turkey in the Straw." Bushroot Luaghs at all that was said and waves sad Good-Bye too all as he slowy types Q_U_I_T. Piggiolus feeds antacids to Shaun the sheep. Lucifee feeds Shaun to Shaun the sheep. Duck grins at Piggy. :) Phillip the Phantom Prince @baps FDC Official Duck (All of Them) on the head. FDC Official Duck (All of Them) puts his hands over his head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout* Darkwing chuckles. Q has arrived. FDC Official Duck (All of Them) listens to his walkie-talkie. "But what will Phillip the Phantom Prince's mother think when he comes home like THAT?" Phillip says, "NO turkey in the straw" Bushroot has disconnected. Fleebo tests whether she's lagging or if it's just quiet. Belle grins. Duck says, "It's not just quiet. :)" Belle feeds Fleebo's lag Darkwing amputates Fleebo's lag. Belle of Notre Dame feeds fleebo's lag to Shaun the sheep. Belle eeps. Duck watches Shaun munch happily. Belle didn't mean to feed the lag, meant for it to be food. Roo hugs Fleebo again. Duck says, "Great, Belle. The lag just grew." Roo bounces happily. Darkwing sings o/~ Feed the lag, tuppence a bag o/~ Duck rotfl at Darkwing! Lucifer exclaims, "Everyone loves Shaun more than me ! :( *cry* ;)" Piglet smirks. Piggiolus feeds Lucifer to Shaun the sheep. Phillip says, "feed the lag to Djali, he'll eat almost anything" Belle of Notre Dame feeds Chia-Pet to Shaun the sheep. Djali munches on Life cereal. Lucifer feeds Shaun the sheep to Djali Duck waits to see Djali premiere in his new TV show..."Djassie." Duck wonders if it'll involve a stunt goat named Bendji. Darkwing can see it now. *munch munch munch* "Djassie, are you trying to tell us something?" Djali stars as "Djin Tin Tin". Duck laughs! Piglet questions, "What? Timmy fell in the Tim Tams?" Duck turns on FBC-TV to see if those shows are on. :) Djali thinks it's time to get another Timmy! Cinder-Belle-a feeds FBC-TV to Shaun the sheep. Duck says, "Oh no, Piglet! He'll eat to death!" Fleebo purrs, "Is for me, Darkwing... going through Pongo's page to amazon.com... I haven't made an order yet but t's immensely cheap for me even with shipping." CinderBellea feeds spam to Shaun the sheep. Phillip wonders what we do with the non-conformists? Rolly starts singing a la Sting....Roxannnnnnnne.... Lucifer acks! Where are my questions????????? Darkwing feeds Lucifer's questions to Shaun the sheep. Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Lucifer....what are your bank account numbers?" Phillip says, "they dies, lucifer, a long time ago" Duck watches Shaun chew on a question mark. Toby reports CinderBella to the SPCA for feeding Shuan spam! Rolly looks innocent...he wanted us to ask questions! Duck asks, "Do you like green eggs and spam?" Lucifer says, "12345 same as my luggage combination" Belle looks into her magic mirror, and whispers something to it... suddenly, she disappears... Belle has left. README: helmet Roo wonders what shipping will cost...time to call the 'rents and see if they'll let me use their credit card over da web Lucifer says, "don't tell me no one got THAT joke......." Darkwing looks at Colonel Sanders, but doesn't say anything. README: dw Darkwing quacks, "Don't you have your own card, Roo?" Roo squeaks, "nope" Roo thinks he is the only college student in America without one. Lucifer asks, "it's 11:30, are there any more questions?????? If not, I'm gonna get some sleep :)" Rolly barks, "Don't feel bad Roo....I don't think I will be sending one with my daughter" Phillip asks, "why would you want to do a silly thing like that, Lucifee?" Ngeran has arrived. N comes walking into the room calmly, dressed in a black suit, black tie, and dark pair of Ray-Bans (tm) Lucifer says, "It's finals week.........." Duck wonders if it's good or bad that there's a snuggle couch in the Town Hall. ;) Ngeran waves, "Heya! :)" Phillip says, "that is when i DO NOT get ANY sleep :)" Roo squeaks, "well...I have MOM's card" Roo grins. Belle has arrived. You look up, and suddenly, Belle floats into the room, smiling... Rolly barks excitedly, "Hiya Solar Guy!" Piglet plomps onto the snuggle couch with a pillow and some hot chonklet. Duck oooohs! Those are more fun to use, Roo. :) Ngeran grins at Rolly Fleebo joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying herself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Rolly ooohs, no kidding! Duck joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying himself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Belle huggles Ngeran. Lucifer sharpens his claws on the wall Phillip joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying himself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Djali appears magically in Piglet's lap. Roo squeaks, "I have to ask for frivilous things...but emergencies are cool" Rolly joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying himself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Djali *poof* Darkwing joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying himself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Belle joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying herself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Ngeran hugs Belle back Piglet joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying herself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Djali joins the snuggle pile on the couch, burying himself deeply within the soft pillows, smiling contentedly. Would you like to join in the 'cuddle' pile? Roo usually has to make sure there is ROOM on da card anyway. Duck says, "This couch is surprisingly...um, CROWDED!" Belle WOWS! Piglet huggle snuggles the goat in her lap. Phillip exclaims, "MAJOR spam attack!!!" Ngeran exclaims, "Ahhh! Snuggle spam!" Belle says, "Talk about spam...." Duck asks, "Piglet, is that your foot in my eye?" Fleebo needs a couch at home this size. CinderBellea snuggles up against Ngeran, Roo, Rolly, Toby, Piglet, Duck, Fleebo, Djali, Phillip, Lucifer, and Darkwing on the couch, sighing contentedly. Lucifer jumps on Djali's head and stays there Fleebo snuggles up against Belle, Ngeran, Roo, Rolly, Toby, Piglet, Duck, Djali, Phillip, Lucifer, and Darkwing on the couch, sighing contentedly. Phillip the Phantom Prince snuggles up against Belle, Ngeran, Roo, Rolly, Toby, Piglet, Duck, Fleebo, Djali, Lucifer, and Darkwing on the couch, sighing contentedly. Piglet eeps at the Lucifee staring her in the face from atop Djali's head. Duck digs into the cushions....Whoa! Money! Aw, darn. It's Australian. Fleebo giggles alot picturing what we must look like. Piglet steals Duck's Aussie money to buy Tim Tams. Duck pushes Piglet off the couch. Duck digs some more in the cushions....Wow, a supersoaker! Just right for drenching PIGS! FDC Official Duck (All of Them) SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHESSSS Piggiolus, flooding the room and half of FDCMuck! That'll teach Piggiolus to mess with a DUCK! Rolly has the lovely task of unplugging the shower drain....ugh...anyone ever used one of those plumbing 'snakes' before? Phillip pushes FDC Official Duck (All of Them) into the Harbour. Roo takes his leave Roognar Danneskjold hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home... Roo has left. Duck pulls Phillip in after him. Lucifer looks at Belle, Ngeran, Rolly, Toby, Piglet, Duck, Fleebo, Djali, Phillip, and Darkwing and gives them a wicked grin. Lucifer pulls the trigger on his supersoaker and Belle, Ngeran, Rolly, Toby, Piglet, Duck, Fleebo, Djali, Phillip, and Darkwing is DRENCHED with boiling water! They runs around the room steaming! Did you expect cold water from someone named Lucifer??? Piglet pouts. Fleebo caterwauls, "Ow! I didn't deserve that!" Duck baps Lucifer with a couch cushion. Lucifer says, "now it's boiled spam" Piglet shoves a nutragrain bar up Duck's nose. FDC Official Duck (All of Them) feeds boiled spam to Shaun the sheep. Phillip hands Lucifee his Virtual Ibprophin FDC Official Duck (All of Them) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKS in Piggiolus's ear, deafening her completely. Fleebo lobs couch pillows indiscriminately. Phillip the Phantom Prince hands FDC Official Duck (All of Them) the second trombone part for 1812 Overture in Tenor Clef, and forces he to sight read it at tempo. Every time FDC Official Duck (All of Them) plays a wrong note, he recieves an electrical shock. FDC Official Duck (All of Them) now is an electrode FDC Official Duck (All of Them) screams into a walkie-talkie. "Calling all ducks on the World Wide Webbed Feet Network! Phillip the Phantom Prince Alert! Phillip the Phantom Prince Alert! Man the soaker missiles NOW!" Piglet says, "Just for that, I won't tell you any of my Deep Hidden Disney Secrets." Phillip no screaming, duck Darkwing aims his Super Soaker at Phillip the Phantom Prince, pulls the trigger, and absolutely nothing happens! Phillip the Phantom Prince laughs so hard that he doesn't even notice the anvil-shaped mass of water falling out of the sky... till it lands squarely on his head, that is. Duck grins evilly at Phillip. OK. No screaming.... FDC Official Duck (All of Them) pulls a flute out of nowhere and annoys Phillip the Phantom Prince greatly by playing "Turkey in the Straw." Duck says, "Unless it's you screaming. That's ok. :)" Fleebo would lob couch potatoes indiscriminately too, except that most of you are too heavy. ;) Ngeran chuckles at Fleebo FDC Official Duck (All of Them) pulls a flute out of nowhere and annoys Fleebo greatly by playing "Turkey in the Straw." Phillip hmms at the Duck FDC Official Duck (All of Them) pulls a flute out of nowhere and annoys Phillip the Phantom Prince greatly by playing "Turkey in the Straw." Phillip says, "ok, this means war..." Phillip the Phantom Prince puts headphones on Belle, Ngeran, Rolly, Toby, Piglet, Duck, Fleebo, Djali, Lucifer, and Darkwing, turns the volume ALL the way up, and presses play on the tape recorder...You now are intruduced to the most annoying sound imaginable...Duck, Gonzo, Toby, and Scuttle singing Schonberg's 8th string quartet. Duck grins at the last part. :) Phillip sorrys to all the innocent bystanders FDC Official Duck (All of Them), aka "Mr. Owl," BAPS Phillip the Phantom Prince on the head with a sticky Tootsie Roll pop. How many licks does FDC Official Duck (All of Them) give Phillip the Phantom Prince? One..TwoHOO...Three! Dragon has arrived. Phillip sets all his weapons -priavate, to reduce spam > look Dragon You see a tall humanlike figure with pale white skin and flowing white hair. His blue eyes, very soothing to you as you look. Above his eyes lays a bony plate, slightly jotting from his forehead. His tail coming out from the back of his cloak which he wars, is dotted with red scales. This trait from his father, a red dragon. His human form is from his mother, though, a human. Carrying: Dragon's passport Dragon bounces in Fleebo hugs Dragon! :) Good to see you! Duck waves to Dragon. :) Belle waves to Dragon. Duck says, "OK, I must depart....See y'all tomorrow!" Belle waves. Fleebo hugs Duck! See you later! Dragon waves and hugs and gives out comemorative T-Shirts, and all that great stuff. Hehe Piglet waves hullo to Dragon ... distractedly. Duck hugs all...and whistles "Turkey in the Straw" to Phillip. :) Rolly barks, "Yup, me too" Phillip says, "good, i'm out of weapons :)" Duck stamps himself "Air Mail" and hops into the nearest mailbox. Duck has left. Rolly hugs and waves Rolly digs a hole into the ground, and tunnels happily away. Rolly has left. Fleebo grapples with a big ugly lag. Leave me alone! Phillip would kill the lag, but it is not an evil Dragon. Lucifer says, "well GTKLucifee/Tim-tams/Shaun the sheep has now ended" Dragon thinks that this is great for lag... It's not lagged much at all.. Now, try to get on TLK muck... that's lag Piglet builds a giant Lego wall around the lag so it can't get out and bother Fleebo. Belle oohs. Notes ther eis ia dragon in the room. Djali feeds Piglet some edible candy Lego bricks. Belle laughs. Nope, I NEVER make typos. Darkwing waves to Lucifer. Dragon smirks Lucifer exclaims, "goodnight!" Lucifee runs to his pal Dragon, Belle, Ngeran, Toby, Piglet, Fleebo, Djali, Phillip, and Darkwing and gives them the biggest hug they has ever recieved! Lucifee hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home... Lucifer has left. Dragon says, "Yeah, we're all perfect. No tpyos at all"