Rolly has arrived.
Rolly shows off his incredible _joarrive. Neat, huh?
Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Is this the right place?"
Rolly killed Rolly!
Rolly has left.
Phillip has arrived.
In the distance you hear a brass fanfare...A voice suddenly cries out, "His
Royal Highness, Phillip Valjean, Prince of Fantasia."
Pongo has arrived.
P strides in and starts asking questions
Fleebo has arrived.
You hear the Cat's theme from Peter and the Wolf. That can mean only one
thing... Fleebo is playing her clarinet.
Pongo giggles
Pongo asks, "whussup?"
Phillip asks, "where is the victim, i mean guest?"
Phillip grins
Fleebo waves... I see no guest for GTK here. :)
Pongo killed Sassy!

[Brief absence on the part of the host of the show.]

Sassy checks for drooly dogs as she enters the room.
Pongo says, "the drooly dog did a bad thing"
Rolly LOL!!! DAAAAAD!
Phillip says, "pongo is a murderer"
Rolly barks excitedly, "It gives you 50 pennies each time! WOW!"
Pongo says, "hey, i'm all drugged up on cold medicine"
Sassy limps back in...ummm, What happened?
Rolly is getting rich by getting murdered!
Toby wonders how Rolly knows?
Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "How I know what, Toby?"
Phillip cancels the check he sent to Pongo
Toby enquires, "that it gives you fifty pennies?"
Fleebo purrs, "It's all spelled out in `help kill' anyway..."
Rolly barks, "Because I killed myself, and it did it, and when Pongo did it to
me just now, it did it again."
Roo has arrived.
Roo jumps into the room squealing happily, "Did you see me jump?  I was jumping
I was jumping!  Did you see me jump?"
Belle has arrived.
You look up, and suddenly, Belle floats into the room, smiling...
Djali has arrived.
Hey, there's that goat again!
Toby wants to kill a wiz :)
Roo giggles.
Belle asks, "Whose GTK is this?"
Fleebo nods. I think that's standard, Rolly.
Djali dances all around!
Roo squeaks, "me me me me"
Pongo says, "wizard wants a GTK :)"
Phillip says, "roo :)"
Pongo says, "he's trying to type right now"
Rolly barks, "Toby, it says: Your insurance policy pays 50 pennies."
Roo hugles the goat.
Ngeran has arrived.
You hear a playful cub-roar coming from nearby. All of a sudden Ngeran comes
bounding into the room with a smile.
Djali sticks his tongue out at Toby.
Pongo asks, "You know how hard it is to fend off 60lbs of dog and type?"
Toby enquires, "Waht was that for, Djali?"
Duck has arrived.
You discover a package of Tim Tams! Excitedly you rip it open, but instead of
delicious chocolate cookies, you find crumbs....and Duck.
Morgana has arrived.
Morgana McCawbre suddenly materializes before you, accompanied by her pet bats,
Eek and Squeek, and Archie the Spider.
Sassy puts on her protective shielding before the show starts.
Fflewddur has arrived.
Fflewddur stumbles into your midst.
Roo introduces himself to himself.
Belle hmms.
Roo grabs his hunk o' chocolate out of his rl fridge.
Roo is ready to go now...
Phillip waits for Sassy to relay his question
Sassy meows, "Welcome to Get to Know!  Please welcome tonight's guest, ROO!!!"
Phillip aplauds
Roo wonders how many people will flee in terror before the show is over.
Tobias de Paw arrives dressed in a tux with a top hat and cane.  Tobias de Paw
looks Roo solemnly in the eye, chants "Muckus unfay dihidrous oxide,
ceremonius, fiat aqua!," and dumps a bucket of cold water on his head!  Welcome
to FDCMuck!
Fflewddur claps loudly.
Djali aieeeeees! and runs away.
Djali ohs.  Whups.  >;)
Roo grabs the goat by the tail.
Sassy meows, "As usual, please page/whisper/cb/whatever to me, and I will ask
the questions."
Roo bounces the goat-scape.
Toby w roo=um, it doesn't work that way
Sassy meows, "One additional rule tonight, NO KILLING, ok?  Thanks!"
Pongo has disconnected.
Phillip asks, "isn't djali the designated scape-goat?"
Roo squeaks curiously, "what!?!!?...oh drat"
Djali blinkblinks cutely at Roo.
Djali did it!  It's all my fault!  Oh, boo hoo hoo...
Roo was gonna kill anyone who laughed at him ;)
Fleebo nods and grins at Phillip. He's even the designated Netscape-goat!
Phillip the Phantom, Prince of Fantasia @baps Roo on the head.  Roo puts his
hands over his head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout*
Toby laughs at roo! Gonna kill me?
Zazu has arrived.
A bright blue hornbill swoops out of the sky, and comes to a soft landing on
the ground before you, retaining his bird form.
Roo luvs the goat-scape.
Rolly barks excitedly, "ROO ROO, HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T KILL US, NOBODY
CAN!"
Zazeus greets each of Fflewddur, Morgana, Duck, Ngeran, Djali, Belle, Roo,
Sassy, Rolly, Toby, Fleebo, and Phillip in turn, kissing the hand of each lady
in a grandiose bow, while nodding politely and respectfully to each gentleman.
Rolly barks excitedly, "Hiya Zaz!"
Zazu asks, "What's the event?"
Belle huggles zazu.
Toby looks strangely at the Genie Rolly
Sassy enquires, "First question is from Phillip, who asks, " When did you first
hear of FDCMuck, and when did you choose Roo as your character?""
Rolly barks, "GTK"
Djali points to Roo!
Roo squeaks excitedly, "GTK ME!!!!"
Roo squeaks curiously, "uhm...you want a date?"
Zazu ahs
Phillip estimations
Roo looks for a wizzy.....
Phillip says, "best guess"
Fflewddur passes roo a wizzy...
Morgana thinks you have several to choose from. :)
Roo squeaks curiously, "when did I first get my perm?"
Roo squeaks curiously, "Morgana?"
Roo squeaks, "I'll answer then when I chose Roo though..."
Morgana says, "I haven't a clue."
Roo squeaks, "I chose it when I first logged on...I was g.Roo"
Duck says, "Um....Possibly 11/20/95."
Rolly barks excitedly, "That's....original! Kinda like....g.Rolly"
Morgana says, "Oli can look it up for you, though."
Pongo has connected.
Roo wonders if there is some record of when he first came into being....
Roo squeaks curiously, "11/20/95?  really...wow"
Duck says, "That may have been when your f. character was created, or when you
logged on and became perm."
Roo squeaks, "anyway I chose Roo cause there was a Tigger and Eeyore wanted to
be Tigger if Tigger timed out...since Eeyore and I were rl friends...and he
wanted to be Tigger I decided to be Tigger's bestest frined Roo"
Roo squeaks, "okay..I think I answered that one :)"
Sassy enquires, "The next question is from Fflewddur, who asks, "Do you plan to
visit Australia?""
Fflewddur sings, "oooh."
Duck grins.
Roo squeaks, "yes.....someday...when I'm rich or someone cute Aussie-person
offers to marry me ;) (and I accept)"
Fflewddur blushes at the silly question he has asked.
Belle eeps.  Has to go.  Is getting taken out to dinner tonight.  :)  And he's
too cute to keep waiting.
Belle waves and huggles all.
Morgana giggles.
Belle has disconnected.
Fleebo laughs and thinks that you should visit before deciding to move here. :)
Sassy enquires, "Phillip asks, "What is your RL majors at Cal Lutheran?""
Fleebo bopples the lag's nose. Leave me alone!
Roo squeaks, "uhm Drama, English and Multimedia (unless they chane it to New
Media) with a minor in Computer Science"
Duck looks for a vorpal sword to chase away Fleebo's lag.
Mufasa has arrived.
Mufasa waves. :)
Ngeran hands Duck a vorpal bunny instead
Sassy enquires, "Before Belle left, she asked, "Why did you have a long hiatus
from the muck?""
Duck hmmmmms...this will be handy, I'm sure. I can bap the lag to death.
Roo squeaks, "many reasons"
Duck baps Fleebo for practice.
Rolly hangs his head in shame...it was me...I just knew it.....
Roo squeaks, "first there was a time in the not so distant past where no matter
when I was here it was me...and no one else or no one who was willing to tlak"
Djali baaaa'aas.
Roo squeaks, "also I got rl busy and just dropped off the inet scene"
Fflewddur has a bad lag too
Roo squeaks, "also I got bored.....I owe Rolly big time though...."
Fflewddur has disconnected.
Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "You do?"
Roo huggles Rolly.
Rolly oofs and blushes!
Fleebo has disconnected.
Roo squeaks, "Rolly e-mailed and said, "Hey dummy...get back here :)""
Rolly giggles....DID NOT!
Ngeran giggles
Phillip has to leave soon...the practice rooms are calling :P
Roo squeaks, "and now you're stuck with me for at least 60 days ;)"
Fflewddur has connected.
Fleebo has connected.
Duck glues the cat to the muck.
Rolly giggles
Duck oops...It was superglue. Sorry, Fleebs.
Fflewddur thinks the australian internet has problems.
Roo squeaks curiously, "next question?"
Phillip says, "bye eveyone...i'll read the log tomarrow, roo"
Phillip the Phantom, Prince of Fantasia hears a whisper on the breeze that is
calling him home...
Phillip has left.
Roo giggles and didn't know Australia had its own internet....wow...they got
lots of money.
Duck nods. They make it from selling Tim Tams to Americans.
Djali oooooohs to Duck...
Morgana grins.
Roo grabs Duck and shakes him down for TimTams while waiting for the next
question.
Sassy enquires, "Darkwing asks, "IC- Are you interested in pursuing a romantic
relationship with Belle?""
Duck says, "They're concealed where you'll never find them!"
Pongo exclaims, "ooooo...not a fair question! :)"
Fleebo hee hees!
Sassy grins...I only convey the questions!
Djali ooh baa baa's!
Duck says, "And get your mind out of the gutter, Fleebo. They're in the Tim Tam
Bin."
Roo squeaks, "hmmm...uhm....I think I'm a little young for that (besides I'd
have to get Kanga's approvaol and we don't have one) *pout*"
Lucifer has arrived.
Lucifer enters the room with his nose up and his tail pointing to the sky.  He
looks at everyone in the room one at a time and then joins the conversation.
Fleebo blinkblinks innocently. What on earth are you accusing me of, Duck? :)
Duck grins at Roo. If you have no Kanga, you need no approval. ;)
Roo pokes Duck.
Roo squeaks, "yes I do...I'm a good kiddo :)"
Fleebo hugs Lucifer!
Morgana nearly chokes.
Duck says, "Yeah RIGHT."
Toby ties a lightning rod to Lucifer's tail
Roo admits it...he doesn't drink his extract of Malt...would you?
Roo takes a long pull from the Bottle of Extract of Malt.  His face turns green
and his cheeks begin to swell.  You begin to fear the worst and look for cover,
but too late.  Roo spits out the vile liquid, coating the room and everything
in it with green goo.  YEEEECCHH!!!!!
Fflewddur feels himself being sucked into a lag black hole...
Djali ewwwws!
Roo squeaks excitedly, "see....yucky!"
Fleebo grins at Roo. You've got everyone convinced.
Sassy enquires, "Rolly asks, "If you lost total internet connections tomorrow,
what would you do to fill your time?""
Morgana gives Lucifee the secret evil eye of the FDC.
Fleebo laughs!
Roo squeaks curiously, "uhm....uhmm.....uhm.....pray?"
Morgana says, "Er... of the BGC. ;)"
Roo squeaks, "no just kidding"
Fleebo grins at the BGCers putting curses on each other.
Roo squeaks, "I'd read a lot...and if my Web Browser still worked and play with
making homepages and play with photoslop"
Lucifer gives Lady Morgana the secret handshake of the BGC!
Djali *likes* Roo's web pages!  Tell 'em what you've done, Roo!  >:D
Roo squeaks, "oh and practice guitar :)"
Roo squeaks, "my wepages are nifty if yuou have Netscape 4.01 *shameless plug*"
Mufasa asks, "Nifty, what's the URL?"
Roo has stuff flying into the page and all sorts of cool thingies
Djali pays Roo.
Roo squeaks, "roo.ml.org  then take the link that I have to my pages"
Fflewddur exclaims, "wow I love thingies!"
Fleebo doesn't have a fast modem, so might have to wait a while to visit.
Pongo wonders how many plug ins she needs to view it :)
Roo squeaks, "they are pretty low bandwidth too...mostly text :)"
Pongo says, "yeah, i'll wait for the ISDN line to be in tomorrow :)"
Roo squeaks, "no plugins needed...just Netscape 4.0 or better"
Sassy enquires, "Pongo asks, "Are you sorry that you didn't come to the only
muckmeet in Hawaii?""
Roo munches on rl chocolate and waits.
Pongo grins :) 
Roo pokes Pongo.
Fleebo has Netscape 1.1something here at work and isn't allowed to get anything
better. :P I might just as well have a text browser as this thing.
Sassy grins.
Fflewddur looks around....is everyone looking at roos pages?
Roo squeaks, "uhmm....no...I still had fun...I'm not even sure I knew about
it...I forget :)"
Fflewddur has disconnected.
Roo watches his server load.....
Pongo says, "We walked the waikiki strip and invaded a warner store and had
dinner :)"
Djali chews on Roo's microphone cord.
Fleebo imagines Pongo invading a WB store, in feathers and warpaint. :)
Mufasa is gonna get Cable modems... who cares about ISDN? ;)
Fflewddur has connected.
Sassy told you all about it, Roo... :>
Fflewddur cries.
Lucifer jumps onto Djali's back and rides around the room
Ngeran has T1's at school, so nyah ;)
Roo squeaks curiously, "wheeee..next?"
Rolly jumps on Lucifer's back and rides around
Pongo says, "yeah, at school..I'll have ISDN on my couch :)"
Sassy enquires, "Morgana asks, "Do you like working with Microsoft Access?""
Roo squeaks, "wow...lots of long grey bars...woo hoo"
Pongo glares at his son
Lucifer fwaps Rolly off, "My ride puppy!"
Roo asks Lady Morgana to help him out with some SQL database queries.  Lady
Morgana shrugs and says, "I'd love to."  Roo laughs and laughs then hands over
the terminal to Lady Morgana.  Lady Morgana begins to write queries.  Hours
pass.  Many more hours pass.  A week passes.  A month passes.  Lady Morgana
shrieks and flees the building running into the hills babbling, "SELECT #6660
from #6660 WHERE Torture LIKE "SQL" AND Sanity LIKE "Lost" AND Salavtion LIKE
"SledgeHammer".
Pongo glares at lucifer
Morgana giggles.
Roo squeaks curiously, "how's that for an answer?"
Roo grins.
Rolly scampers over to Dad for protection
Roo bashes his computer at work with a big hammer.
Roo squeaks, "I got a really simple db working today though...."
Roo @wheeees.
Fflewddur has connected.
Fleebo giggles.
Fleebo looks at pictures of the RL Roo.
Roo squeaks, "in answer to the question...it's probably not too bad IF you
already know what you're doing"
Roo has a new pic of him....
Fflewddur has disconnected.
Roo edits the homepage really quick.
Fflewddur is distressed.
Roo squeaks curiously, "next question?"
Rolly thinks
Sassy enquires, "Toby asks, 'Which do you prefer, regular or deviled spam?'"
Toby enquires, "What is wrong, 255?"
Fflewddur bad connection.
Roo squeaks, "Spam Lite....gotta watch my weight :)"
Sassy enquires, "Rolly asks, 'Would you like fries with that?'"
Roo squeaks, "always :)"
Rolly blushes and hides behind Pongo
Sassy meows, "Fleebo asks, 'Your web page mentions 'another favorite .WAV file
that you have to ask about'.  I'm asking.'"
Roo squeaks, "it is not for a family environment...."
Fleebo mews, "Or is that not to be made public?"
Roo winks at Duck.
Fleebo purrs, "Ah. Enough said. :)"
Roo giggles.
Rolly raises an eyebrow at Duck?
Duck is confused.
Zazu notes a recent MOTD wasn't exactly family-environment stuff. :)
Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Which one?"
Fflewddur is confused too.
Zazu says, "The one about the astrological signs and the workplace.  The
Engineers section. :)"
Lucifer grins
Rolly musta missed that one
Roo finishes updating the homepage to include the new pic....next question?
Sassy enquires, "Pongo asks, "Wizard Puppy wants to know if you like to play
frisbee with doggies?""
Pongo says, "well, he is sitting on my lap while i try to type :)  Figure he
should get in on the action :)"
Roo squeaks, "hmmm...dunno if I ever have...but I like to play frisbee :)"
Roo is having fun with this....
Sassy enquires, "Rolly asks, "OOC, Do you have any brothers or sisters?""
Fleebo grins at the new pic.
Roo cheers for his sevrer which has yet to snarf a request :) 
Fflewddur has connected.
Roo squeaks, "I have an older sister, a younger sister and a youngest brother
:)"
Roo likes hia new pic best....you can actuall see him pretty good...plus the
pic has its own speicla place in the mythos of college silliness.
Fflewddur eeks at his double
Sassy enquires, "Fflewddur asks, "Of all the plays that you have worked on,
which one is your favorite, and why?""
Fflewddur has disconnected.
Roo giggles.
Roo squeaks, "well....hard to say if I include the one I'm writing...then that
one...otherwise prolly the production of the end of Our Town I just did with
10-14 year olds or Angels in America which my room mate was in :)"
Fflewddur lags lots....HELP!
Roo throws FF a T-1-lifline
Fflewddur grabs the lifeline....
Roo squeaks, "correction...scenes from Angels in America"
Fflewddur gasps and splutters.
Roo wonders if his new pic will get him TimTams ....hmmm...time to crusie the
Aussie places on the net ;)
Sassy enquires, "Toby asks, "Besides the Winnie-the-Pooh movies, what Disney
film is your favorite?""
Roo looks at his server monitor and realizes he has no idea what most of it
means.
Fflewddur asks, "there are pooh movies?"
Roo squeaks, "well actually WtP isn't my favorite..."
Roo squeaks, "hmmm....hard to say I really like HoND and Herc....Toy Story was
good too...I don't think I have a FAVORITE..."
Roo squeaks curiously, "oh and Aladdin and A Goffy Movie were good
too....and....get the point?"
Djali beams!
Djali dances happily around Roo.
Fleebo giggles at Djali.
Roo sneaks over to Djali's to watch HoND.
Roo squeaks, "more questions...more more more"
Fflewddur follows roo to djalli's place.
Djali hides Roo under the sofa.
Djali hides Fflewddur under a lampshade.
Roo wonders what a 2xx and a 3xx and 4xx and 5xx and xxx are.....
Zazu says, "Movies kids can't see."
Sassy doesn't have anymore questions!
Djali averts his eyes.
Toby notes that XX and XXX are beers
Roo giggles at Zazu and Toby....
Roo was reffering to things his server monitor logs...
Sassy enquires, "Fflewddur asks, "What is your favorite non-disney film?""
Duck will brb.
Duck stamps himself "Air Mail" and hops into the nearest mailbox.
Duck has left.
Roo squeaks, "ooooohhh...good one....well Drama might be Boys on the Side and
Comedy would be Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail"
Fflewddur yays for monty python.
Roo hopes he doesn't set off the quoting bomb.
Zazu bites his tongue.
Lucifer the wonder cat hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him
home...
Lucifer has left.
Roo is not much of a person to have "favorite" movies
Rolly gets a band-aid for Zazu's bitten tongue
Duck has arrived.
You discover a package of Tim Tams! Excitedly you rip it open, but instead of
delicious chocolate cookies, you find crumbs....and Duck.
Roo squeaks excitedly, "Ducky!!!"
Zazu applies the band-aid and suddenly experiences much trouble talking
Fflewddur frightens a swarm of moths out from under djali's lampshade.
Rolly barks excitedly, "REhi, Duck!"
Roo waits excitedly for more questions....
Toby hopes FF wasn't blotto & trying to wear the lampshade as a hat ;)
Sassy meows, "Last call for questions!"
Roo whispers questions to people to ask...
Mufasa is gonna take off because he's about to pass out IRL and so, he bids
everyone a good night!
King Mufasa hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home...
Mufasa has left.
Sassy enquires, "Zazu asks, "What do you want to accomplish most while on the
Muck?""
Roo guesses that Mufasa was blotto.
Roo oooh...poor wion...1 hour sleep in 48 :(
Broomstick enters from Main Street.
Broomstick has arrived.
Roo squeaks, "I want to build a massivley huge area :)"
Roo squeaks, "AGGGHHHH....the broomstick"
Morgana giggles.
Fflewddur has connected.
Toby tosses Roo into the bucket!
Zazu shows the broomstick a large pencil sharpener and hopes it gets the hint
Broomstick heads over to the Guest Relations Office
Broomstick has left.
Roo is planning to begin construction on new rooms very soon.
Duck has connected.
Sassy grins..Like your room, 'New Room'? :>
Roo pokes Sassy....
Roo squeaks excitedly, "hey now!!"
Sassy pokes Roo back!
Djali snickers!
Roo eeeeps and giggles.
Pocahontas has arrived.
Duck hugs Poca!
Roo squeaks, "hewwo Poca :)"
Toby barks, "Now now, children"
Fleebo hugs Pocahontas!
Djali egads!  It's that Native American movie star, Pocahontas!
Duck says, "Native Australian, that is."
Fflewddur has disconnected.
Toby barks, "Funny, Poca doesn't look Aboriginie"
Sassy hugs Pocahontas.
Toby signs Poca up for GTK
Rolly barks excitedly, "POCAHONTAS!!! :) YAY!@!!!"
Pocahontas has disconnected.
Rolly barks, "Oh great...scared her off"
Fflewddur waves to poca!
Duck says, "That wsas short-lived. :)"
Djali eeps?
Fleebo thinks she's got too much lag like the rest of us...
Roo giggles at Rollu.
Pocahontas has connected.
Duck says, "Rollu. I like that. :)"
Roo hugs the laggers.
Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Back for more?"
Fleebo grins. Anyway, you can take her off the reserved list I guess, Rolly. :)
Djali gives Rolly some breath-freshening doggie bones.
Duck superglues Poca to the muck.
Rolly barks excitedly, "I guess so! Off the Reserve list she goes!"
Pocahontas says, "i'm Back..."
Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Married?"
Zazu asks, "Stuck to the Muck?"
Pocahontas says, "tg"
Rolly contemplates the meaning of tg?
Djali superglues Duck.  Now we have a duck stuck to the muck.
Ngeran has disconnected.
Toby groans
Rolly barks excitedly, "wow....they are dropping like fries!"
Roo giggles at Djali.
Roo squeaks excitedly, "yummy...fries!"
Fleebo laughs at Rolly!
Fleebo looks up at the potato cloudburst.
Pongo sighs happily as wizard cuddles up
Rolly grins...well, fries sounds a lot more appetizing than flies
Fflewddur asks, "duck amock?"
Djali mmmms... flies...
Pongo says, "Sometimes you just gotta stop and appreciate your animals :)"
Djali nod nods!
Toby points to the bad puns here & says "SEE!? I'm not the only one!"
Fflewddur blushes.
Pocahontas says, "bad cow pun..."
Roo wonders if he has lost his job as guest on GTK......
Zazu says, "Now, if it was *me* who'd glued Duck, we'd have "Schmuck stuck Duck
on Muck"."
Djali yucks!
Ngeran has connected.
Roo giggles at Zazu.
Fleebo nods, and adds `What luck!'
Roo groans at FF.
Sassy meows, "I'm out of questions, and it is about time for me to go, so Good
Night, and that's it for Get to Know tonight!"
Rolly applauds loudly!!!!
Pongo asks, "a luckless schmuck stuck duck on muck?"
Pocahontas says, "Night Sassy. :)"
Roo @wheeees.
Zazu claps
Sassy hugggs everyone..and needs to go and spend some time with DW.  Bye!
Roo wows at the turnout.