North of Eden
As you enter the room, the smell of cleaning supplies asaults your nose.  This
place is much cleaner than you have ever seen it!  There is a desk with a pair
of computers, a table with a microwave and a typewriter.  Newspaper is scat-
tered on one section of the floor.  You see photocopies, a trash can full of
paper, a coffee pot & dirty coffee mugs over by the sink.
 
 Exits are  [PPP] connection, [O]livia's [M]useum, [R]olly's [K]itchen design
of the moment, [C]an of [R]ye Island, [C]offee [S]hoppe, [P]hotography [S]hop
...
 
Other players:
  Duck, Fleebo, Belle, Brudus, Phillip, Toby
Objects:
  ., fireplace, newspapers
Darkwing Duck steps out of a puff of purple smoke.
Phillip asks, "is GtK gonna be here?"
Fleebo caterwauls, "Hi Darkwing!"
Bellie-Dancer runs up to Darkwing and squeezes Darkwing in a big warm hug
(NOTE: NOT a huggle).  Bellie-Dancer spins around the room with Darkwing, her
skirts twirling.  Bellie-Dancer smiles, and gives Darkwing another hug (NOT a
huggle).
Duck waves to the Duck!
Toby waves to Darkwing
Fleebo grins at Belle... what do you have against huggles?
Darkwing bows.
Brudus says, "Heya, DW. :)"
Darkwing quacks, "She doesn't.  I do."
Duck glances and Phillip and then suddenly tackle tickles Belle for no reason
at all.
Bellie-Dancer runs up to Fleebasus and squeezes Fleebasus in a big warm huggle!
Bellie-Dancer spins around the room with Fleebasus, her skirts twirling.
Bellie-Dancer smiles, and gives Fleebasus another huggle
Fleebo hu"Oh! :)
Phillip dares everyone in the room to huggle DW
Belle says, "see, luv huggles."
Belle laughs.
Belle gives DW a big tackle-huggle and knocks him to the ground, so the next
huggler can get him!
Fleebo sighs and wonders if she'd be better off with plain telnet for the time
being... 
Duck likes his telnet raw.
Phillip folls Bell, and Huggles the Heck out of DW
Belle asks, "folls?"
Duck huggles and juggles.
Darkwing effortlessly lifts Belle up in the air.
Phillip says, "follows"
Fleebo doesn't mind telnet IF it has a backspace. :/
Phillip says, "me spel no so goood"
Darkwing quacks, "Raw telnet wouldn't let me log this."
Belle folls-la-la-lolls.
Toby enquires, "Fleebo, did you try control-backspace?"
Fleebo nods to DW... true.
Belle decks the halls too.
Phillip grins
Duck decks the Belles with boughts of holly.
Duck says, "boughs, that is."
Belle says, "hey, don"
Fleebo usually uses TinyFugue but on this PC it behaves strangely for some
reason.
Duck has a raw telnet program that logs.
Phillip asks, "Toby, where is the music for Carol of the Belles again?"
Belle exclaims, "'t deck me!"
Belle decks Phillip!
Toby barks, "I don't have it, Phillip"
Darkwing stage-whispers to Belle, "Okay, this is where you shush them politely
and ask them to page their questions to you."
Phillip asks, "is DW the guest today?!?!?!?"
Fleebo mews, "Does anyone remember what the official name for `Christmas Belle'
is now?"
Toby nopes
Duck thinks it is "Beauty and the Beast: Christmas Belle."
Brudus says, "BatB: An Enchanted Christmas."
Belle says, "ok... everyone...shhh...."
Duck goes with Brudus's title.
Fleebo nods to Brudus... that sounds right.
Roo has arrived.
Roo looks at home here.
Roo jumps into the room squealing happily, "Did you see me jump?  I was jumping
I was jumping!  Did you see me jump?"
Belle says, "Just page your questions to me..."
Belle says, "and I will ask."
Belle asks, "Everyone ready?"
Phillip nods to the Southern Belle from Califoria
Belle asks, "First Question (Phillip): when did DW come up with the idea for
GtK?"
Morgana has arrived.
Morganymede looks at home here.
Morgana McCawbre suddenly materializes before you, accompanied by her pet bats,
Eek and Squeek, and Archie the Spider.
Darkwing quacks, "I didn't, Eddie Valiant did.  I simply took it over for him
when he no longer had time to maintain it."
Belle huggles Morgana.
Darkwing quacks, "I have no idea where he came up with the idea."
Roo randomly wonders which MB he is on....
Belle exclaims, "Second Question (Fleebo): Ask him why it's taken so long for
him to be a GTK guest! :)"
Darkwing grins.  "I guess I was just randomly missed back in the Olden Days.
And since I took on the show, either I've been busy hosting it, or Sassy's
hosting it and my typist can't log on."
Belle asks, "third question (Phillip): How did you and Sassy meet?"
Fleebo grins.
Roo rolls on the floor giggling.
Belle says, "abridged version..."
Belle laughs.
Phillip LOL at Roo
Darkwing quacks, "ICly, here.  OOCly, she flew out to meet me in April last
year; we'd been talking for a few months by then."
Belle exclaims, "How neat!"
Belle says, "A marraige made in heaven--err, FDC."
Duck says, "It's the third of our four muck marriages. :)"
Belle asks, "Next question (Fleebo): What's married life like?"
Phillip says, "i thought this saw Heaven...heaven on the internet"
Fleebo blinks... who's the fourth? You're not counting Penny and Tramp yet, are
you? Oh... the Brits, right?
Darkwing quacks, "Domestic."
Fleebo laughs at that!
Belle exclaims, "smart-duck!"
Duck says, "Nope....I'm counting people who met through the FDC. Gonzo and
Buzz."
Fleebo nods. okay.
Fleebo purrs, "Define `domestic'..."
Fleebo really can't imagine Darkwing in an apron doing the dishes.
Darkwing chuckles.  "I don't wear an apron, but my typist *does* typically wash
the dishes.  He isn't much of a cook."
Roo notes that it sure does take a while to transfer 200MB over a network....
Belle laughs and imagines DW with a frilly blue and white apron on doing the
chores in the kitchen barefoot.
Duck says, "Ducks can be domesticated."
Roo wonders why you'd want a domesticated Duck....
Phillip tries to communicate with the Ducks "Quack" didn't work, oh well :)
Belle says, "True.  Not all Ducks though.  Some are meant to stay in the wild
with the flocks, others are lone ducks, others are Peeking ducks, and others
are just roasted."
Duckules (All of Them) laughs maniacally as he blasts Bellie-Dancer with Donald
Duck orange juice, scoring a point for duckdom and giving Bellie-Dancer a full
day's supply of Vitamin C.
Bellie-Dancer drips, and runs up and gives Duckules (All of Them) a great big
*SQOOOSH*y hug, leaving Duckules (All of Them) as soaked as she is now!
Duckules (All of Them) grins at Duckules (All of Them). He adds a hair dryer
attachment to the Machine Supersoaker, made especially for moments like this.
Duckules (All of Them) aims at Duckules (All of Them) and dries him completely
in mere seconds.
Darkwing has *no* intention of becoming pressed.
Duck nods. The only think pressed about DW is his suit.
Belle asks, "Next question (Fleebo): Are you nervous about being a dad?"
Belle asks, "Afraid you are going to step on the little gozzling?"
Fleebo hee hees. That was embelle-ishment of my question.
Darkwing quacks, "Not step on, but it *is* slightly important that I do a good
job of it.  Sure I'm nervous but I got plenty to keep my mind off it."
Duck pushes Fleebo into the harbour for her pun.
Roo would be more afraid the poor kid would be taught programming by age 2
months.
Belle eeps!
Morgana giggles.
Darkwing points the Punslinger at Fleebasus and fires!  The megaphone blares
horrible puns at her, till she covers her ears and whimpers "When will the
hurting *stop*?"
Fleebo wonders if Darkwing Jr is enrolled in college yet. ;)
Belle says, "Great... then you'd end up with  another me... scary...  keep the
kid away from the machine till at least 3."
Darkwing quacks, "Oh, be quiet, Roo.  He's not going to snarf all the money out
of your checking account."
Darkwing quacks, "That's *my* job."
Duck can imagine the little tyke, reciting his ABC++s by age 2.
Fleebo laughs!
Belle asks, "Next question (Phillip): how is the new home thjat DW recently
moved into?"
Roo can program.....the VCR...sorta...on a good day.
Darkwing quacks, "Spacious."
Darkwing is just *so* talkative this evening.  Any specific questions about the
house?
Belle has yet to meet a single man that can program the VCR AND know how they
did it.
Phillip asks, "got a piano yet? :)"
Duck meets Belle. ;)
Darkwing quacks, "No, Phillip, but Sassy's piano will be shipped down from her
mom's house later this year, I think."
Belle laughs.
Darkwing could program his family's old VCR.
Phillip ooos
Belle asks, "How big is the mortgage?"
Roo can program the VCR, and nifty cool stuff in JavaScript...sorta
Toby has seen Roo's Java
Darkwing quacks, "Thirty years big."
Morgana shudders.
Belle thinks all these guys paging her telling her they can program the VCR is
a bunch of hogwash.... PROOF!! I NEED PROOF!!
Fleebo can scarcely imagine such a thing.
Belle laughs.
Duck shows Belle. Here it is, right next to the computer.
Belle asks, "30 years?"
Roo invites Belle over to see him do the VCR programming bit.
Belle eeps!
Phillip hands Belle a plane ticket "fly out to Milwaukee, and i'll show ya :)
Duck says, "Not only that, Belle. I can COOK!"
Morgana exclaims, "Yeah, fly out to Milwaukee!"
Belle proposes to DUck!!!!!!!!!!
Fleebo puts out her hand for a free plane ticket too, thanks!
Roo fwaps Duck and says, "Show off"
Duck laughs!!
Darkwing invites Belle over to the French Quarter.  (Well, the fake one in
Anaheim, anyway.)
Morgana already tried that one, Belle. :)
Belle laughs.  "Yeah, but I'm cuter and younger. ;P"
Duck hee hees. How many FDC proposals am I up to, Morg? Three? :)
Roo proposes to Duck....make it an even number again ;)
Fleebo eeps at the potential fight between Morg and Belle....
Duck rotfl!
Roo rolls on the floor giggling.
Morgana has disconnected.
Darkwing quacks, "Than whom, Belle?"
Belle asks, "Next question (Phillip): What kind of yard work do you do?"
Roo squeaks, "looks like Belle won"
Fleebo purrs, "Hey, Roo... I thought that youwere Pepper's beau (one of
many)..."
Duck says, "Wow, Belle won sooooo easily!"
Belle exclaims, "eep! Didn't mean to make her leave!"
Fleebo mews, "That's a good trick, Belle... will you teach me how to do that?
;)"
ChefLouis has arrived.
Chef++ looks at home here.
ChefLouis come barging into the room with a wild look in his eyes.  Suddenly he
notices he's not alone and looks sheepish.
Belle takes a GOOD long look at what she won, and reconsiders....
Darkwing quacks, "So far, I just water the lawn, and some young fruit trees
that might make it.  No mowing yet, as we have no lawnmower."
Duck welcomes CL. :)
Roo squeaks, "well....I am...but I never signed an exclusivity contract"
Fleebo huggles Cheffie! :)
Bellie-Dancer runs up to Chef++ and squeezes Chef++ in a big warm huggle!
Bellie-Dancer spins around the room with Chef++, her skirts twirling.
Bellie-Dancer smiles, and gives Chef++ another huggle
Fleebo giggles rather a lot.
John waves to everybody. :)
Morgana has connected.
Duck advises Darkwing to get a goat to mow the grass.
Fleebo nods. That's one way to get out of mowing the lawn... or you can take a
flamethrower to it, that works too.
Duck looks at Belle and snorts.
Morgana grumbles at Execpc.
Duck says, "Fine, Belle. You won't get to try my Tim Tam Cheesecake."
Belle huggles Morgana.
Belle asks, "TIMTAM CHEESECAKE????"
Roo wants TimTam Cheesecake.
Duck will just cook it for Morgana instead.
Belle gets down on bended knee.
Darkwing quacks, "Oh, get *up*, Belle."
Fleebo laughs! She's reconsidering again?
Belle pleads with the most wonderful Duck she has ever met!
Belle laughs.
Darkwing quacks, "How do you think Duck pays his taxes?"
Morgana grins at Duck.  Penny and I told you how we altered your recipe, didn't
we?
Duck nodsnods. :)
Duck wants to try the alteration. :)
Duck grins at Belle. See, told you I could cook. :)
Morgana says, "We made TimTamMintChocolateCheeseCupCakes. :)"
Phillip asks, "Belle your still going with me to the Ball, right? not this Duck
creature :)"
Belle oohs.
Belle asks, "well, Phillip... umm... can you make Cheesecake?"
Belle grins.
Phillip says, "Yes...i LOVE cheesecake"
Darkwing quacks, "Which Ball would this be?"
Darkwing quacks, "Phillip, she didn't ask whether you could *eat* it."
Duck LOL!
Roo is getting depressed...no more ball talk.
Belle says, "events GRBALL"
Fleebo grins... oh no you don't, Belle. :) He's mine for the Ball...

> events GRBALL
 
Event GRBALL: Grand Muck Ball
By: Phillip (changeable by Phillip Belle)
Next occurs: 04:15:00 PM Friday 18 July 1997
The Grand Muck Ball!!! Come dance to some of the best waltzes ever. This will
take place on Friday, 18 July, in the Ball Room of Phillip's Palace. Chef 
Louis will be providing food! This is a formal event, so men, get those 
tuxedos out and to the cleaners, and women, come up with some long foraml
gowns. Musicians report at 4:00 pm, Muck Time. Belle has graciously agreed 
to co-host the this event. So go out and get yourself a date to this
spectacular occasion!
 
Belle huggles Roo.
Darkwing quacks, "Aah.  Thank you."
Phillip exclaims, "i can cook!!!"
Belle says, "Next QUESTION"
Duck says, "Ooooh, a fight! I love it. ;)"
Roo imagines yet ANOTHER formal without a date.
Belle asks, ""(Toby):  Why the Character Darkwing?"
Darkwing quacks, "Because the character Morgana."
Fleebo grins...
Morgana smiles.
Darkwing quacks, "As if DW's being ultra-hilarious 'n stuff weren't enough."
ChefLouis has left.
Fleebo looks at home here.
ChefLouis has arrived.
Chef++ looks at home here.
ChefLouis come barging into the room with a wild look in his eyes.  Suddenly he
notices he's not alone and looks sheepish.
Morgana doesn't have a date for the ball yet, either. ;)
Duck says, "Roo, meet Morgana. :)"
ChefLouis says, "OK -- I had to be me, not that silly John person. ;)"
Duck places statues of Cupid around the room so people can easily bump into
them.
Fleebo purrs, "What a cupid idea..."
Belle looks at home here.
Toby groans
ChefLouis looks at home here.
Duckules (All of Them) drowns Fleebasus in volley upon volley of orange juice
with pulp added. "Fleebasus a l'orange, anyone?"
ChefLouis looks at home here.
Fleebo _never_ used to pun like this before started mucking, you know. I blame
all of you!
Morgana cheers for Fleebo. :)
Belle grins.  "Umm... make mine without fur, will ya, Duck?"
Phillip says, "blame Toby for the pun syndrome :) hehehehe"
Duck grins at Belle. :)
Toby enquires, "Me?"
Belle says, "Fleebo, htat's no Pun though... going from pun day to the next..."
Fleebo grins...
Darkwing ahems.
Toby barks, "I admit to telling some *very* bad puns, but I am not the only one
who puns"
Phillip says, "i liked my batty one yesterday"
Fleebo nods. Ariel is another one who does a heck of a lot of puns.
Fleebo purrs, "Aaaanyway...."
Belle says, "Next question"
Duck listens to the silence...Fleebo got your tongue, people?
Phillip sent a question
Belle says, "(Phillip): when did he move to california...aft"
Fleebo looks guilty.
Belle asks, "er finsishing at texas a & m?""
Duck ewwwwws at all the tongues on the floor.
Phillip looks at home here.
Belle oops-es at the space in that sentence.
Darkwing quacks, "After graduating, I spent another semester taking some
computer courses, then moved to Louisiana for about a year and a half, before
moving west."
ChefLouis looks at home here.
Phillip says, "brb...gotta switch labs"
Phillip has disconnected.
Belle asks, "Why California?"
Darkwing quacks, "Sassy lived (and lives) here."
Fleebo thinks that's an odd question, coming from Belle... :)
Belle says, "ahhh..."
Belle says, "Yeah, but I"
Duck asks, "Yeah. WHY California? :)"
Duck enjoys going to California. It's like visiting another planet.
Belle says, "I'm a naticve."
Belle says, "err, Native."
Fleebo giggles.
Morgana sees an ad for Fun and Fancy Free...
Belle has to get that movie.
Morgana asks, "Using the music from ... Fantasmic?"
Toby nods to Belle
Morgana thinks that's what the music was.  Weird.
Morgana says, "Anyway... back to the show. :)"
Darkwing quacks, "Or so we fervently hope."
Belle asks, "(toby): Waht is your favorite and least favorite Disney animated
feature?"
Phillip has connected.
Phillip Valjean, Prince of Fantasia gives ChefLouis, Morgana, Roo, Darkwing,
Duck, Fleebo, Belle, Brudus, and Toby a hug so big, that there is no air left
in the room.
Darkwing hmms.  "Let me think about that for a couple minutes."
Zazu has arrived.
Zazeus looks at home here.
A bright blue hornbill swoops out of the sky, and comes to a soft landing on
the ground before you, retaining his bird form.
ChefLouis looks at home here.
Zazu says, "Hallo all."
Morganymede hugs the hornbill, but not enough to turn him blue... or, at least,
you can't tell if he's turning blue.  That's kind of hard when you're hugging
someone who's already blue to start with...
Fleebo caterwauls, "Hi Zazu!"
Bellie-Dancer runs up to Zazeus and squeezes Zazeus in a big warm huggle!
Bellie-Dancer spins around the room with Zazeus, her skirts twirling.
Bellie-Dancer smiles, and gives Zazeus another huggle
Duck welcomes Zazu. :)
Darkwing quacks, "Least favorite would be Pete's Dragon, I think."
Phillip asks, "is it starting to get smokey in here? Oh DW is thinking :)
hehehehe"
Phillip says, "sorry"
Suck gas, evildoer!
Belle fwaps Phillip... *LOL*
Roo wonders if anyone knows the block size to partition size ratios
Brudus doesn't think Pete's Dragon is one of the 35
Darkwing quacks, "Favorite is tougher.  I'll pick BatB just to get the question
answered so we can move on."
Fleebo purrs, "It's not fully animated, that's all."
Morgana says, "It varies from system to system, Roo."
Belle grins.
Darkwing quacks, "Thought you might like that."
ChefLouis is gonna have to run... it's almost sleepy time here on the range. ;)
Chef++ grabs Zazu, Morgana, Roo, Darkwing, Duck, Fleebo, Belle, Brudus,
Phillip, and Toby and hugs them senseless.
Duck waves to ChefLoonie.
Belle + :grins.
Belle says, "Whoops."
ChefLouis grinlets.  "Bye, all!"
Chef++ hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home...
ChefLouis has left.
Brudus looks at home here.
Belle asks, "Any more questions?"
Belle taps her foot impatiently.
Phillip waits for the relay of his question
Fleebo has disconnected.
Darkwing quacks, "Which one, Phil?"
Belle says, "Oops... found that one"
Phillip grins
Duck says, "Cats....They can fall asleep at the drop of a hat."
Fleebo has connected.
Duck says, "And wake up, too."
Zazu smiles.
Belle asks, "(Phillip): What is your favorite color?  And:  In Sleeping Beauty,
which color is better for the dress: Blue or Pink?"
Fleebo grumbles.
Darkwing quacks, "IC, purple.  OOC, blue."
Darkwing quacks, "And for Sleeping Beauty, blue."
Belle grins.
Phillip Cheers
Roo wonders if anyone knows the aforementioned ratios for Win956
Belle asks, "If DW was taken as a character, who would you have chosen?"
Darkwing hmms.
Jeopardy theme plays.
Phillip looks at home here.
Darkwing quacks, "Right now I might go for Frollo.  However, when I joined the
FDC, HoND wasn't a Disney movie yet, so..."
Toby takes Roo's Hard drive, lifts it over his head and drops it onto a cement
floor.  Toby counts the pieces and says the ratio is 4:1
Phillip LOL
Morgana grins.  "Back before the Dinosaurs, when FDCMuck was just beginning..."
Darkwing shrugs.  And must idle for a minute.
Phillip says, "how do you like that."
Phillip exclaims, "i say we take a tail feather as punishment! hehehehe"
Duck says, "AND NOT ANY OF MINE! "
Phillip says, "and i'm getting myself introuble very well today :)"
Phillip Valjean, Prince of Fantasia @baps Tobymachus on the head.  Tobymachus
puts his hands over his head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout*
Darkwing aims his Super Soaker at Phillip Valjean, Prince of Fantasia, pulls
the trigger, and absolutely nothing happens!  Phillip Valjean, Prince of
Fantasia laughs so hard that he doesn't even notice the anvil-shaped mass of
water falling out of the sky... till it lands squarely on his head, that is.
Duck wonders if muck people worship idles.
Morgana LOL!
Duck grins. :)
Phillip worships Duck..."is Duck considered an idle?"
Duck says, "No, I'm the god of chocolate."
Belle says, "Next Question (Phillip): What is your most embarassing experience
will associated with FDC or FDCMuck :) "
Morgana worships Duck, too, then. :)
Everyone leans in to listen closely.
Phillip says, "see, i'm in trouble hehehe"
Belle grins.
Darkwing isn't sure.  "Morgana, can you help me out here?"
Morgana blinks.  "Me?"
Darkwing suspects Mallard 1/2 is pretty well up there.
Morgana giggles.
Belle asks, "Mallard 1/2?"
Morgana says, "That wasn't FDCMuck related..."
Duck seems to remember a bit about that.
Morgana asks, "Or was it?"
Zazu doesn't remember it at all...
Darkwing quacks, "Not originally.  I imported it [as a morph] but it's never
played a major RP role."
Darkwing quacks, "Although if we ever get a Liquidator..."
Belle grins.
Morgana brings out a bucket of cold water and tosses it in DW's direction.
Belle looks at home here.
Darkwing acks! and tries to get out of the way...
Zazu watches out for pandas.
Darkwing is suddenly attacked by a horde of water-bucket-wielding goons, and
emerges in anything *but* her (huh?) usual form.

> look Darkwing

A five-foot-tall mallard duck outfitted in a floppy gray hat, blue scarf, and
purple cape and domino mask.  Prominent among the items attached to his utility
belt is a big purple gun with a dial on one side.  Prominent among the items
attached, ah, elsewhere are some entirely out-of-place curves.
Carrying:
Super Soaker 9000
Punslinger
Neuralyzer
Gas gun
Trusted Male Friend badge (tm coming soon)
Darkwing's ring

Toby enquires, "major or minor, Zazu?"
Bellie-Dancer smiles at Darkwing, and reaches into her apron-pocket.
Bellie-Dancer pulls out a great big waterbaloon, and
SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!  Lobs it right at
Darkwing, soaking Darkwing from head to toe.  Bellie-Dancer giggles.
Morgana asks, "See? :)"
Darkwing sounds shockingly like Megavolt when he screams, "I *really* hate when
you do that!"
Morgana blinks at Darkwing innocently.
Darkwing grumbles and towels off.
Darkwing is surrounded by a puff of purple smoke, and emerges in his usual
form.
Zazu asks, "Hm?"

> look Darkwing

A five-foot-tall mallard duck outfitted in a floppy gray hat, blue scarf, and
purple cape and domino mask.  Prominent among the items attached to his utility
belt is a big purple gun with a dial on one side.
Carrying:
Super Soaker 9000
Punslinger
Neuralyzer
Gas gun
Trusted Male Friend badge (tm coming soon)
Darkwing's ring

Fleebo has connected.
Phillip jumps on Belle, and hugs her
Morgana says, "Darkwing decided he was going to play Macho Man and went on a
training mission with his old Quack Fu teacher."
MadHatter has arrived.
MadHatter looks at home here.
Belle asks, "(Duck) What is your favorite Villian?"
MadHatter waves.
Toby waves to MH
Roo mumbles, "Pawn jump Queen...."
It's good to be the king.
Belle smiles.
"Here's your knife."  (Sword.)  "Whatever."
Roo rolls on the floor giggling.
MadHatter grins.
Roo prays to the data gods that he hasn't left any important files anywhere
Fleebo gives up. See you later folks! *hug*
Phillip wonders why Roo is praying to DW
Fleebo has disconnected.
Belle prods DW.
Darkwing quacks, "Oh, sorry.  Hmm."
Fleebasus hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling her home...
Fleebo has left.
Darkwing tries to think of the intelligent ones.
Phillip shines the interrigstion light on DW "answer the question, Mr.
Mallard!"
Darkwing aims at Phillip Valjean, Prince of Fantasia and fires!  A thick cloud
of Super Sleep Sand envelops him, making him awfully drowsy...
Darkwing quacks, "Leave me alone."
Phillip giggles
Broomstick has arrived.

> look Broomstick

This broomstick, thanks to Morgana borrowing Yensid's spell book,
has now sprouted two arms and is walking around carrying buckets.
The buckets are fairly large, and you think you can hear a tune
being played on a bassoon coming from one of them. Curious, you
want to 'climb' in to investigate.

MadHatter says, "You could use a cub of tea, friend."
Phillip exclaims, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Zazu !
MadHatter says, "(or cup, ctually.)"
Darkwing quacks, "I'm going to have to say Scar."
Phillip hides from the dreaded broom
Broomstick hungers for Rolly's Kitchen
Broomstick has left.
Belle oohs.
Phillip takes an Axe, and smashes the Broomstick
Belle asks, "Why?"
Darkwing quacks, "You're late.  It went away."
Zazu suggests a flame-thrower for that broomstick
Toby barks, "Sorry, the broomstick is in Rolly's kitchen"
Duck suggests feeding it to the Jabberwock.
Darkwing quacks, "And because Scar had a sense of humor, and was (for quite a
while) successful."
Roo is off to nuke NT and go to 95.....be back soon...I hope
MadHatter says, "Nice answer."
Belle grins.  "And Because Jeremy Irons makes a delightfully wicked villain.
MadHatter says, "But of course."
Be Prepared
You have *no* idea.
Roo asks that everyone prays for him.
Belle asks, "Next Question (Duck): After knowing Morgana for so long, what's
your favorite flavor of pudding?"
Roo waves
Belle ROTFL at this one.
Roo has left.
Duck bows. :)
Bellie-Dancer pulls out her catapualt and suddenly, Duckules (All of Them)
finds himself being covered with chocolate pudding!!!! Yes, pudding is raining
from the sky, and onto Duckules (All of Them)! Soon, Duckules (All of Them) is
completely covered in pudding, except for two little dots where his eyes go!
Duckules (All of Them), aka "Mr. Owl," BAPS Bellie-Dancer on the head with a
sticky Tootsie Roll pop. How many licks does Duckules (All of Them) give
Bellie-Dancer? One..TwoHOO...Three!
Belle laughs.
Morgana hmphs at Duck.
Phillip LOL
Darkwing quacks, "Yak."
Duck grins at Morgana.
Duck ROTFL at Darkwing!!!
Belle says, "Yak puding.  ALways a favorite in my book.""
Phillip LOL LOL
Belle adds a 'd'/
Morgana whispers to Darkwing: "Good answer."
Brudus yawns
Darkwing stage-whispers back, "I thought so."
Phillip says, "umm, DW, maybe you should have your taste buds checked out :)"
Brudus says, "Goodnight."
Brudus hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home...
Brudus has left.
Morgana smiles sweetly at Phillip. "Would you like to try it?"
Duck also recommends the green jello, too, Phil.
Belle asks, "Of all the episodes of DWD, which was your favorite?"
Darkwing chants "Say yes, say yes!"
Phillip says, "umm, thanks, but i'll pass :)"
The TimTamMintChocolateCheeseCake is good, too. =D
Duckules (All of Them) , being ALL the ducks, "borrows" Morgana's powers and
wriggles his fingers at the helpless Phillip Valjean, Prince of Fantasia,
turning him into a quivering blob of green jello!
Darkwing quacks, "I can't really answer Justice Ducks because that's two
episodes, so I'm going to say Darkwarrior Duck."
Duck says, "Oops."
Belle grins.
Zazu says, "Oo, I bet THAT was a mistake."
Duck says, "Darkwarrior Duck was a bizarre episode."
Max has arrived.
Maxules looks at home here.
Max arrives, riding a skateboard. He does a complicated maneuver, and
dismounts, doing a *triple* backflip in the process.
Darkwing chuckles softly at Zazu.
Belle luved that episode.
Phillip asks, "um morg, have you studied enough to be able to change me back?"
Zazu says, "Hallo Max."
Bellie-Dancer runs up to Maxules and squeezes Maxules in a big warm huggle!
Bellie-Dancer spins around the room with Maxules, her skirts twirling.
Bellie-Dancer smiles, and gives Maxules another huggle
Duck liked Steerminator....and That Sinking Feeling....
Belle exclaims, "change him back? But I just got enough spoons for everyone!""
Morgana says, "Of course I know how to change you back, Phillip."
Darkwing quacks, "Steerminator certainly had style.  What exactly was TSF?"
Belle hands everyone a spoon, and points to the quivering blob of green jello.
SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!
( WHERE'S TIMON TO SAVE MY aaaaaaack!!! )
Duck says, "The first Moliarty one...and the first Darkwing episode (other than
the pilot)."
Watch Phil wiggle. See him jiggle.
Oliver sings, "From the end of the world to your screen." while coming to
visit.
Oliver has arrived.
Oliver looks at home here.
Belle exclaims, "Any more questions for DW?  C'mon, this is your chance to get
the dirt on him!"
Tobymachus runs by and rotates his ear so you can see the inside.  The message
reads "Howdy OliKitty!"
Duck will try to help you, Phil....
Duckules (All of Them) finds Morgana's magic spell book and flips through it.
While reading an intriguing passage, he sneezes, and Phillip Valjean, Prince of
Fantasia finds that he has been transformed into a yak.
Duck hmmmms.
Duck wishes Morg's book had an easy index...or a search engine.
Ariel has arrived.
Arielstotle looks at home here.
Oh no, it's Ariel come to ruin the party.
Duck hugs Ariel!
Tobymachus pulls out a memo from the Department of HUG.  Said memo demands that
*no* IDs be checked.  Tobymachus proceeds to hug Arielstotle.
Morgana wonders if now would be a good time for the petunias.
Zazu says, "Hallo Ariel."
Bellie-Dancer runs up to Arielstotle and squeezes Arielstotle in a big warm
huggle! Bellie-Dancer spins around the room with Arielstotle, her skirts
twirling.  Bellie-Dancer smiles, and gives Arielstotle another huggle
Duck bows to Ariel, Queen of Tim Tams.
Morganymede hugs Arielstotle with all her might... Arielstotle is turning blue
now!
Toby hands Morg a nuclear tipped missile
Belle says, "C'mon... more questions."
Belle asks, "Max, anything you want to know?"
Belle smiles.
Ariel hugs all!
MadHatter isn't used to this mucj (Much) spam. =P
Broomstick joins you at Toby's
Broomstick has arrived.
Phillip AAAAAKCSSSSS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Broomstick taunts you.
Pongo has arrived.
Pongocules looks at home here.
Pongo strides in purposefully, with a pink slip clipboard, looking for FIRE
code violations.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Broomstick.
Pongo whuffers
Phillip pulls out the flam-thrower
( Broomstick taunts Phillip. )
Belle asks, "ooh...(Phillip):Who would win a wizard's duel:  Morgana or
Yensid?"
Tobymachus pulls out a memo from the Department of HUG.  Said memo demands that
*no* IDs be checked.  Tobymachus proceeds to hug Pongocules.
Broomstick goes to the Public Parody Place.
Broomstick has left.
Belle smiles.
Phillip says, "talk about timing"
Belle looks at home here.
Darkwing quacks, "Got any more rhetorical questions?"
Phillip giggles
Duck asks, "What is the meaning of life?"
Darkwing quacks, "Mu."
Phillip says, "42"
6 X 9
Belle says, "answer the question, or be prepared to meet pudding."
Belle laughs.
Darkwing groans.  Nonconformists are all alike.
Duck asks, "Is there Disney life on Mars?"
Darkwing quacks, "Maybe."
Belle says, "Nope, just on Pluto."
Phillip asks, "is there life after Disney?"
Darkwing chuckles at Belle.
Duck grins at Belle. :)
MadHatter asks, "Dunno if it's already been asks, but any other MU**s that
you're on?"
Darkwing quacks, "Is there life without Disney?"
asked
Ariel says, "There's Disney Life on Pluto.  Fleas probably."
Darkwing quacks, "Oh, good one, Hatter."
MadHatter says, "Where-- damn"
Darkwing quacks, "Not really, though.  I maintain a character on Wacko as a
backup in case FDC is down."
Belle says, "Ok... end the spam... page me with your questions, and since I amt
the hostess, I will ask."
MadHatter says, "Man, I hat this keyboard..."
Duck wants some more crumpets, please, hostess. ;)
( Watch out everyone...Belle is taking control again )
Belle asks, "Now, Yensid or Morgana?"
Phillip grins
Darkwing has one for our gracious guest hostess:  "Which RL lousy talk show
hostess do you feel most like?"
Belle hands Duck a crumpet...
Belle says, "Rosie O'Donnell... cause she gets to play with toys while
interviewing."
Darkwing quacks, "And there wouldn't be anything *left* of YenSid.  Except
maybe a few dust motes to be swept up."
Morgana grins.
Duck imagines a RL Belle talk show....
You should have seen her when she was stood up at the prom.
Belle hands RtToby a nice cup of tea, and gives him some sugar...
ONE...TWO...THREE LUMPS TO BE PRECISE!!! @BAP@BAP@BAP
Toby ooohs! Don't make me use the castle!
Belle eeps and hides behind her favorite sorceress, Morgana.
Darkwing quacks, "Anyone else?"
Belle asks, "More questions for our *ahem* esteemed guest? ;P"
Belle grins.
Belle ducks.
( Duck belles. )
MadHatter asks, "Hobbies?"
Duck hmmmms...A duck-belle platypus.
Darkwing points the Punslinger at Duckules (All of Them) and fires!  The
megaphone blares horrible puns at him, till he covers his ears and whimpers
"When will the hurting *stop*?"
Zazu says, "This while a Taco Bell commercial is on TV."
Duck bwahahahahahas!
Toby Yiiiips, "Watch out! Duck can crash the muck with his WAAAAAK!"
Duckules (All of Them) unleashes the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK That
Crashed FDCMuck (tm) on Tobymachus's poor little ears. Tobymachus, who goes off
to answer the ringing, is never the same again.
Belle asks, "Darkwing, what are your hobbies?  besides whereearing a frilly
apron while doing dishes?"
Morgana giggles.
Phillip laughs
Darkwing fwaps Bellie-Dancer with whatever isn't handy.
Darkwing quacks, "I read a little, listen to some music, play some computer
games (online and otherwise)..."
Phillip perks up at the mention of music
Duck looks at time...I gotta fly. Toodles and hugs! :)
Darkwing quacks, "I like puzzle magazines quite a bit.  Brainwork with no
deadlines or pressure, except my own."
Duck has left.
Darkwing quacks, "That and we cart ourselves off to Disneyland every few
weekends."
Belle grins.
Belle says, "The Happiest place on Earth.""
Belle asks, "(Toby): have any good TL rumors?"
Darkwing quacks, "TL?"
Belle shrugs.
Toby barks, "Tomorrow Land"
Darkwing quacks, "Not particularly, no.  Have you checked
alt.disney.disneyland?"
Belle asks, "What were you most dissapointed that they took out of DL?  What
would you make them put back if you could?"
Max has disconnected.
Belle crosses her fingers for either Afternoon Avenue or the Disney Villians
Store.
Darkwing quacks, "The major things that went away while I was here were MSEP
and the TLK parade.  I was more into the former, though I understand the latter
had plenty enough fans too."
Darkwing quacks, "Villain's Store would be quite nice too.  What was Afternoon
Avenue?"
Phillip remembers the Villians store at MGM
Zazu asks, "MSEP?"
Belle eeps! "You mean you never saw AfterNoon Avenue?
Darkwing quacks, "MSEP = Main Street Electrical Parade."
Darkwing quacks, "And no, not that I recall."
Zazu has never been to DL or WDW. :(
Belle says, "It was all of Toon Town and the strip where Small world is turned
into a place dedicated to the Disney Afternoon and the characters.  It was
decorated theme-wise."
Belle huggles the poor-deprived horn-bill.
Darkwing *wishes* he'd seen that.
Darkwing quacks, "I think I did see a walkaround Darkwing once."
Zazu begs pardon for his occasional silent bits; has been tending to an ailing
Elisa.
Belle says, "It still is my favorite part of DL, even though it is gone."
Darkwing quacks, "And which DA character would you have chosen, had you been
required to pick one?"
Belle nods and understands.  "tell Elisa we all wish her well."
Belle says, "I'm not on GTK."
Belle grins.
Darkwing seconds Belle's motion.
Phillip gives Zazu a hug to pass on to Elisa
Darkwing quacks, "Doesn't mean I can't ask you things."
Darkwing quacks, "Doesn't mean you have to answer, either."
Belle says, "well, I would have chosen Morgana, but that was taken... and so
was QuackerJack, by the time they had straightened out the Belle-mess it was
anyways, and so was MegaVolt... I would have gone for NegaDuck."
Belle says, "eeps... already taken."
Darkwing nods.
Darkwing quacks, "As is Gosalyn, in a way."
Morgana says, "We wouldn't allow a Gosalyn anyway. :)"
Belle says, "so I would have pouted, and then perhaps decided on Tigger or
Pooh."
Belle asks, "No Gosalyn? Why?"
Pongo has disconnected.
Toby notes there is an 'English' Tigger and a French one too.
Morgana says, "Because we have Quiverwing."
Darkwing quacks, "Like I said, 'in a way'."
Belle says, "Oh, I thought you meant besides that reason."
Morgana nods at Toby.  That was a mistake.
Darkwing quacks, "Tigger timed out, though, Toby."
Belle asks, "more questions for DW?"
Belle exclaims, "OHH!"
MadHatter says, "Actually, I gotta split..."
Belle says, "Jessica Rabbit"
Belle grins.
Morgana grins,
Phillip smiles
Belle tosses her hair.
Belle catches it, too.
Belle grins.
Ariel sorries for idling . . her time is limited here today. :(
MadHatter waves, "Later, all!"
Zazu hugs.
Toby waves
Belle huggles the tired mermaid.
Phillip hugs
Belle huggles MH.
Belle has to get going as well.  Will BBL.
MadHatter hugs back everyone (amazingly)...
MadHatter has disconnected.
Belle says, "This is Belle, once again reminding you to tune in next week to
GTK, and thanking you for being a LUVELY audience."
Bellie-Dancer fires her Super-Soaker at Ariel, Oliver, Zazu, Morgana, Darkwing,
Phillip, and Toby, drenching Ariel, Oliver, Zazu, Morgana, Darkwing, Phillip,
and Toby from Head to Toes.  An ICY stream of water
SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEESSSSSSSS Ariel,
Oliver, Zazu, Morgana, Darkwing, Phillip, and Toby in the face!!! You hear
Bellie-Dancer giggle, and watch her reload.
Belle grins.
Darkwing waves.
Belle has disconnected.