Duck welcomes the duck! Sassy meows, "As usual, page me your questions, and I will ask them." Quackerjack polishes his jinglebells. Sassy enquires, "The first question is from Duck, who asks, "What are your favorite IC and OOC toys?"" Quackerjack says, "IC="Decapitate-Me Darkwing." A QJ Toys Original. OOC, uh...anything that makes a loud noise when throttled." Duck laughs! Sassy grins. Ngeran grins Toby drops a pin Sassy enquires, "Next Question is from Toby, who asks, "What was your best anti-Darkwing plan?"" Quackerjack winces at the loud crash. Quackerjack says, "Oh, I've got one allright...But it's sill in the works. Thats why the door to my workshop is locked. But don't wrry--you'll all know about it soon enough. ;)" Quackerjack says, "If I can ever corner Megs, and Bushroot, who will be joining us in a few weeks, we can make an even BIGGER splash on the Muck." Duck says, "Cool! More Darkwing characters. :)" Quackerjack says, "Trust me--you're not ready for this Bushroot... ;)" Duck @creates a weed killer weapon. Toby has his own weed killer ;) Quackerjack says, "Oh, THAT'S hospitable..." Ngeran says, "Heh" Duck says, "Well.....we don't want him to get too big for his branches now." Quackerjack says, "True...True...you'd better make some extra for Spike, then." Duck grins! Duck thinks a good duck vs. bad duck showdown would be cool....but all ducks tend to enjoy being bad, it seems. :) Quackerjack says, "Mass destruction is the ultimate in entertainment. ;)" Duck lol! Sassy giggles.. "When you are ready, the next one is from Ngeran, who asks, "What do you do in RL? Are you a student, or do you have a job (and what kind of job)?"" Quackerjack says, "I'm a senior at the Univ of South. Cal. I have to cram the rest of my classes in by December, so I'm not currently working. I may, however, get some of my writing published this summer, if I'm lucky." Duck oooohs! Ngeran asks, "Cooly, what sort of writing?" Ngeran grins and sneaks another question in ;) Duck grins. Ngeran asked what I just paged. Psychic lil' lion cub. Sassy grins. Ngeran grins and bows, "I am Ngeran the All-Knowing!" Quackerjack says, "Well, when I'm npt goofing off writing cartoon fanfic (DW, nmostly), I write fantasy, mostly, and some poetry too." Duck laughs! Fleebo has arrived. You hear the Cat's theme from Peter and the Wolf. That can mean only one thing... Fleebo is playing her clarinet. Duck says, "You just can't wait to be...um, on the Psychic Friends Network."" O'Toby pulls out a memo from the Department of HUG. Said memo demands that *no* IDs be checked. O'Toby proceeds to hug Fleebo. Duck HUGS Fleebo! Ngeran giggles Fleebo hugs everyone! Toby barks, "Fleebo welcome to Duck vs Duck" Fleebo blinks. Quackerjack greets the kitty. Sassy hugs Fleebo, and meows, "Hello!" Mr. Banana Brain says, "Any more questions?" Quackerjack asks, "Am I THAT boring?" Quackerjack hangs his head. Quackerjack says, "I knew this would happen... :)" Duck pats poor Quackerjack. Duck asks, "Why don't you get Mr. Banana Brain to ask you a few questions?" Mr. Banana Brain says, "I have a question!" Quackerjack says, "Oh, you be quiet." Duck laughs! Fleebo doesn't know what's already been asked, for a start... Sassy enquires, "We have another question! Ngeran asks, "What type of books do you like to read?"" Quackerjack says, "None. I abhor reading. No--I really do mean it. I know its weird since I want to be a writer, but I really do dislike reading. But its ok, cuz most of the writing I plan to do will be for television. :)" Duck writes for TV...well...commercials. :) Sassy enquires, "So..then what TV shows do you watch?" Quackerjack exclaims, "OK, thats better! :) Cartoons, mostly." Sassy enquires, "Such as?" Toby pops his back Quackerjack says, "Well, Darkwing was my very favorite show of all time--it really got me motivated to work towards writing for animation in the first place. I guess...Beetlejuice is just about my second favorite. I like a lot of toons." Fleebo has seen one Beetlejuice episode... it had a lot of really dreadful-good puns in it... Ngeran grins, "I like Robotech, but no one shows it anymore :p" Duck saw a preview for the new 101D animated series. Wow...different look. Quackerjack says, "I generally only like silly/funny toons, none of this action/adventure stuff thats so popular now. I have a thing for cartoon villains." Fleebo nods to Duck! That's for sure. Duck nodsnods. Darkwing had some of THE best villains in animation. Sassy enquires, "Toby wants to know if you've ever watched Quack Pack?" Quackerjack says, "I've seen it, but I don't care for it. I don't know...it's just not my speed." Duck says, "Quack PACK is...weird....Not like DuckTales, definitely." Ngeran erps, "Gotta run! Sorry :)" KZZZAAAPPP!!! Ngeran disappears in a puff of fur... Ngeran has left. Quackerjack says, "I never got into DuckTales, either." Sassy enquires, "On a different note, Darkwing wants to know when you plan to go to Disneyland next?" Quackerjack says, "Probably not till the Muckmeet. My B-Day is at the end of Nov, and usually my best friend flies down and we go then, but if I'm going to the MuckMeet we'll have to do somethign else for my B-Day. B'sides, shes going to DisneyWorld in August." Fleebo bounces at the mention of the muckmeet. Sassy enquires, "Next question is from Fleebo the bouncing cat, who asks, "What is your favorite animated feature, and favorite feature villian?"" Sassy grins. Fleebo put extra vowels in there, actually... Fleebo grins. Quackerjack says, "Ok...Um...of recent films, I'm partial to Aladdin and Balto (off the top of my head)...villains...er...I dunno. I REALLY liked Iago, then he turned into a good guy...Hmm...My very favorite villain of all time is Megavolt, period." Quackerjack says, "Twice Upon A Time was excellent, too." Fleebo grins, nods, and dismisses all talk of Iago being a good guy. :) The Aladdin story ends with the first feature as far as I'm concerned. :) Quackerjack agrees with Fleebo, but IS rather partial to Mekanikles... :) Duck nods. Time in a tiny, hot lamp will do things to your mind, too. Duck nodsnods. He was WAY cool! Duck makes his votes for Two Best New Characters in the Aladdin series: Mekanikles and Eden, the female genie. Fleebo nodnods.... Eden was great! :) ScatCat enters from Main Street. ScatCat has arrived. Duck welcomes ScatCat. :) Fleebo huggles the jazzy ScatCat. Quackerjack exclaims, "Eden--hah! You should se my Beetlejuice character, Frizzi. Shes WAY wackier than Eden. ;)" ScatCat gives Fleebo, Toby, Duck, Quackerjack, and Sassy a friendly kitty snuggle. Toby waves to Cat scater, er ScatCat Quackerjack greets Scat Cat! :) ScatCat says, "i think toby you got it right tonigh scater (as in brained) statistics test i took tonight" Sassy wonders if there are anymore questions? ScatCat says, "who is the guest" Fleebo points at Quackerjack. Mr. Banana Brain says, "For THIS bozo? Not likely." Fleebo wonders if the GTK really started two hours ago? ScatCat asks, "i got a ???" Sassy meows, "Go ahead and ask it." Fleebo indicates the Events board... Sassy will have DW change that...thanks Fleebo! ScatCat says, "i says in your pinfo that you are into fiction writing what types of fiction appeals to you :)" Quackerjack says, "Youre a little late. :)" Fleebo grins. Quackerjack says, "cartoon fanfic and fantasy." Sassy smiles. ScatCat baps himself on the head Fleebo has another question... Quackerjack says, "Its the only thing people ever generally want to know about me, so naturally its been asked already. :)" Fleebo mews, "What the heck is the significance of Mr Banana Brain to you?" Quackerjack asks, "uh...IC or OOC?" Fleebo caterwauls, "Either! It's been confusing me today, is all. :)" Quackerjack says, "OOC, hes very important to me, his face is my symbol for general goofyness and a slight touch of insanity. I've emblazoned his visage on all manner of things, from teeshirts to real bananas. It's freasked out my family, who tend to think that its the--" Quackerjack says, "--symbol for their kid losing her mind. IC:" Duck says, "Real bananas. :)" Fleebo laughs! Quackerjack says, "IC, Mr. Banana Brainwas originally supposed to be my Yes man, but he's turned on me. Go figure." Duck thinks Quackerjack IS bananas. :) Fleebo hee hees at that... Quackerjack bows with a flourish. ScatCat says, "yes we have no bananas we have no bananas today :)" Quackerjack exclaims, "...And I wanted to be Megavolt! Ha! This is MUCH more my speed." Duck nods. Ducks are much more fun anyway. :) Quackerjack says, "Ducks float when you throw them into the pool. Now THATS fun. ;)" Fleebo will have to test that theory. Duck says, "Cats do too...Watch." Fleebo digs in her claws! Duck pushes fleebo into the Harbour. Fleebo caterwauls, "Stop that!" ScatCat toggles the fire switch on the MegaSoaker 2,000,000 and hits FDC Official Duck (All of Them) on the shoulder, spinning him around 30 times completely drenching him! Quackerjack says, "I told you it was fun. :)" FDC Official Duck (All of Them) laughs maniacally as he blasts ScatCat with Donald Duck orange juice, scoring a point for duckdom and giving ScatCat a full day's supply of Vitamin C. Fleebo purrs, "Ooo, nice weapon, SC..." Toby barks, "Duck, I have seen cats who fell into the oceran-it is not pretty-it gets worse when they dry out ;(" ScatCat just protecting a fellow cat Fleebo purrs at fellow cats who come to her rescue. :) Quackerjack whistles sharply, and his new automated Giant Krying Krissy Doll clomps over the horizon. She stands over FDC Official Duck (All of Them) and begins to sob loudly. Soon FDC Official Duck (All of Them) is thouroghly splooshed! Duck says, "Oh, but Fleebo *enjoys* her little dips into the Harbour. She's, um, fishing." FDC Official Duck (All of Them) mutters into a walkie-talkie, "OK, FDC Duck Water Wings Air Corps, divebomb Quackerjack NOW!" FDC Official Duck (All of Them) decides Quackerjack should pay for his mean treatment of ducks, and rolls Quackerjack in Duck Tape. Quackerjack exclaims, "Aaah!" Fleebo blinks. Ducks attacking ducks? Duck nods. :) Mr. Banana Brain says, "I'm innocent! It was HIM! HIM!!" Fleebo shrugs. So be it. :) Sassy eeps! "I've got to get going! Please, continue to talking/splooshing, and come back next week for GTK!" Sassy hugggs! ScatCat adjusts a switch on the top of the Megasoaker, and then fires it at FDC Official Duck (All of Them) hitting him with a torrent of musical notes Fleebo hugs Sassy. See you later! Duck hugs Sassy! FDC Official Duck (All of Them) opens a can, releasing a horrendous SPAM STORM! ScatCat can only whimper as the Spam descends upon him! Quackerjack says, "later. :)"