FDC Town Hall A large, ornate room with rich wood panelling and a long counter. The Official Guidebook tells you the exit leads to Main Street, but to the side you see a door marked "Cast Members Only." The friendly guide behind the counter tells you that if you need help, just look for answers in the FDCMuck [FAQ] Room or type '911' to get help from a real, live player. Other places: [G]uest [R]elations Office, [VIP] Lounge, FDCMuck [Trad]itions Classroom, [M]ain Street, [C]ast Members Only door ... Contents: Agenda, Microphone, Welcome Sign, Suggestion Box, Guest Services Desk, Town Hall Statue Players: AbisMal, ScatCat, Duck, Si, CaptainEo, Sassy Darkwing Duck steps out of a puff of purple smoke. CaptainEo laughs! Si grins and waves to DW, "I was being good! :P" Darkwing winks at Si. "Of course you were, boss lady." Si ducks behind Duck. AbisMal chooses not to comment... CaptainEo says, "I thought it would be an interesting character, and my guess was right :)" Duck grins Duck says, "Shamon (or whatever MJ says), Eo! :)" Si Ooo! ooos! Darkwing sings "Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat - all right" Duck laughs! AbisMal grins at the Weird Al ref... Darkwing quacks, "Abis wants to know how big a Michael Jackson fan you are." CaptainEo says, "Hmm... I don't know how I could say how big a fan I am, but I do like him a lot." CaptainEo says, "Go ahead and laugh... :)" Darkwing nods carefully. "Si, you had a question?" Si cocks her head, "Did I?" Si says, "Ok, I have one:" Si cocks her head, "How do you stop lag?" Darkwing quacks, "Like this." Darkwing amputates Si's lag. Si ohs and thanks DW. CaptainEo says, "Get a faster modem or a better service provider :)" Si laughs. Si says, "Ok, I thought of a real one" Si cocks her head, "Still on TLKm?" CaptainEo says, "Yes, I am. " Si nods. "Still Siyahamba? CaptainEo says, "As for that first question you asked, here's the offical statement: 'This is my dream come true..The reports speculating that Ms. Rowe was artificially inseminated, and that there is any economic relationship, are completely false and irresponsible.'" CaptainEo giggles. CaptainEo says, "Yes, still am." Si nods. ScatCat hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home... ScatCat has left. CaptainEo says, "Personality's changed a bit, but that basics are still there." Si nods and was just curious. CaptainEo smiles. "Glad to answer any question." Darkwing quacks, "Abis asks whether 'Another Part of Me' is one of your favorite MJ songs, and if not, what your favorite MJ song is." CaptainEo says, "Yes, I have many favorites, but I think 'Scream' is my favorite." CaptainEo says, "I mean, very favorite." AbisMal grins. "I like that one, too." Darkwing isn't familiar with it. AbisMal peacefully says, "It's the duet between Mike and sis Janet, DW." CaptainEo says, "It's from the latest album, HIStory." Darkwing quacks, "That would be why, then." AbisMal peacefully says, "'Bout a year old now. :)" Darkwing quacks, "Anyone else?" CaptainEo says, "Ask anything, I don't mind :)" AbisMal waits for someone else to ask something first... Si cocks her head, "What are the winning NYS lotto numbers?" CaptainEo says, "Give you a hint, they're all positive numbers ;)" Si chuckles. "Uh, thanks..." Darkwing quacks, "If MJ lives to be 150 from living in that oxygen chamber, will his voice crack?" CaptainEo says, "He doesn't really sleep in the oxygen chamber :)" Darkwing doesn't want to know what he *does* do there, then. Darkwing blinks. "Audience? Anyone with a question?" AbisMal can't think of any others himself...he only saw the film once... Darkwing quacks loudly, "Let's see, Duck/Sassy are lagging, Si and Abis are being quiet (surprise!), and the only other ones here are the host and the guest." AbisMal peacefully says, "Dw,... please..." CaptainEo says, "No, no, he was visiting a burn center, and he just lied down in it to see what it was like, someone took a picture and made up that story." Si cocks her head, "Ok, what had you hoped we'd ask you?" Rolly has arrived. You want a _joarrive, you got one. CaptainEo says, "Honestly, I had no idea, I was just glad to answer any questions." AbisMal does not yell, but, rather, says a little harshly, "Hi, Rollers!" Duck sorry...I'm laughing at all the people at Bob Dole's headquarters in the background making faces on the CNN camera. :) Si waves hello! Rolly waves CaptainEo exclaims, "Hi!" Rolly wonders if she stopped the conversation? :) Si says, "Nah, it was kinda quiet before you got here." Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Everyone watching TV?" Si grins. Darkwing isn't. CaptainEo says, "We weren't talking much, I'm not that interesting ;)" Rolly better haul out those 20 questions cards, then! AbisMal peacefully says, "Paging, actually." Si is watching a show about female animals who eat their mates (literally!) Rolly barks, "YUCK! I just ate, anyway. :)" AbisMal gets out his 5 Queries from his radio show. CaptainEo says, "Females, can't live with em... :)" AbisMal peacefully says, "...and that's about it. :)" CaptainEo giggles. AbisMal dodges the debris. Rolly throws a few things Si says, "Ok, now we're moving to Males who yet their young." Si says, "eat" Rolly nummmms....snack time! Tender vittles? AbisMal imitates Rolly: "I'm hungry, mutha. I'm hungry." Darkwing grins. Darkwing quacks, "Then there's 'Women... can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.'" CaptainEo exclaims, "Hee hee!" Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Oh, good! Capitan.....you you a HE or a SHE, RL?" Rolly grins Si fwaps DW Si :) CaptainEo says, "He, very much, he :)" Attina has arrived. You hear a splash from a stream that you swore wasn't there a second ago. Suddenly, Attina bursts out of the water and sits on a rock on the shore swinging her tail. When you look again, the water has mysteriously disappeared, yet Attina is still perched on that rock, smiling innocently. Rolly grins...OK, do you like Pepperoni Pizza? Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted draws his sword and salutes the Ad-Mer-nistrator, Princess Attina Louise, bowing in respect. Attina wonders if this is a private party... Duck waves to Attina. AbisMal peacefully asks, "If it was, you would've been able to join us, right? :)" CaptainEo says, "Kinda.. I prefer mushroom though :)" Rolly barks, "If it was, I already crashed it, Attina!" Rolly nods and thinks of another question. Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Do you like Cranberry juice?" Attina crashes! the party CaptainEo says, "Nope, I find it kinda bitter actually.." Rolly picks up the shattered party pieces Darkwing quacks, "Aieeee - splat." Attina asks, "whst are we celebrating?" Rolly laughs CaptainEo says, "Just my taste bud's opinion :)" Darkwing quacks, "Connection closed by foreign host." Rolly barks, "Going down -- Bye" Attina laughs AbisMal peacefully says, "It's Get to Know, your Highness." Si turns and heads for the door, sash fluttering behind her. Si has left. Rolly barks, "And the star it...." Rolly barks, "El Capitan!" CaptainEo says, "Thanks, I love you all.." Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Where do you go to school?" Attina never been to one before CaptainEo says, "Virden Collegiate." Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "And what year are you there?" CaptainEo says, "Senior." AbisMal peacefully says, "Ooooooooh...graduate year. :)" Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "How old are you in RL?" Darkwing left school a couple of years ago. Boy, does he feel old. CaptainEo says, "18." AbisMal peacefully says, "YOu and me both, DW." Rolly stares at DW...you think YOU feel old, honey! Rolly has the birth certificate to prove it! Duck grins! Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "What is the most exciting thing you have done in your 18 years on this planet?" Duck says, "Christmas Eve will be 3 years since I graduated from college." AbisMal peacefully says, "Just over a year now for me, Duckster." Rolly bashfully admits to having graduated from college 16 years ago! CaptainEo says, "Hmm, I don't know... discovered the Internet, I guess :)" Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Where have you traveled in your 18 years? " Duck says, "That's a good question for everyone, Rolly. I'm thinking now. :)" Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "How many states/prividences?" Duck says, "The most exciting thing question, that is." Rolly grins AbisMal peacefully says, "Well,...gotta split, guys. C ya 'round." Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted draws his sword and salutes the Ad-Mer-nistrator, Princess Attina Louise, bowing in respect. CaptainEo says, "Florida, Minnesota, North and South Dakota, BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and Ontario." AbisMal raises his hands in front of all of you and says, "Shade and sweet water be with you all, my friends!" Darkwing waves to Abis. AbisMal says, "It's time for this Knight to call it a day." He bows to those in attendance and, with a bit of a yawn (which can be heard in 4 counties), heads back home. AbisMal has left. Attina curtsies Duck wants to visit Canada sometime. Rolly likes their food there! Attina chuckles, "sounds like a pledge interview in my sorority.. they have to interview all the sisters.. the questions range from the very mondain to the extreemly weird. Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "What was the longest you have ever stayed up...how many hours in a row?" Rolly giggles at Attina...hey, when I came in here, it was dead silent! Just trying to spice things up a bit! CaptainEo says, "36 ;)" Rolly barks, "WOW!" Rolly barks, "Talk about sleep deprivation!" Duck must go...See y'all later! RollyPuppyDog realizes it is time for FDC Official Duck (All of Them) to go, so he passes out Mickey-shaped ice cream bars to FDC Official Duck (All of Them), and gives him a big hug! Attina waves to Duck You hear odd music, and a conga line dances through the room. Duck jumps up, joins the end, and boogies right out the door! Duck has left. CaptainEo says, "Hee hee... I don't do that on a regualr basis though." Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Did you do Halloween as a kid?" CaptainEo says, "Yeah... I did last week in fact :)" Rolly grins...what was the best costume you had in all your 18 years of looting candy bowls? CaptainEo says, "Well, I took my nieces and nephews around." CaptainEo says, "I had a real neat purple dinosaur one when I was 8 :)" Attina asks, "oh, we can all ask?" Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Like BARNEY?????" Darkwing holds his stomach uncomfortably and winces at Rolly's words. Rolly falls over backwards....not...the ...purple...dinosaur..... CaptainEo exclaims, "No.. he wasn't even around then!" Rolly phews....PRE-Barney! Attina asks, "ok, What person or persons (up to 3) living or dead, would you most like to have over to dinner?" Rolly wonders if you have to cook for them? Attina growls, "no, you can just order in :)" CaptainEo says, "Hmm..." Rolly nods...good...catered affair.... Attina thinks Rolly is missing the point of the question :) CaptainEo says, "Michael and Janet Jackson, and the third one... probably a composer like Tchikovsky." Rolly grins...what a group that would be! Attina hugs RollyPuppy CaptainEo says, "I had to think that one through quick :)" Attina knows, pledge Q she got today Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Of all the cars you have driven, which was your favorite?" Attina asks, "If you could date any cartoon char, who would it be?" CaptainEo says, "1993 Buick Park Avenue." CaptainEo says, "Hee hee, I have no idea... maybe Simba ;)" CaptainEo giggles. Attina blinks, "ok" CaptainEo says, "j/k :)" Rolly chuckles Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Park Avenue, eh? Pretty fancy?" CaptainEo exclaims, "Yeah, it's great!" Rolly grins...power everything? Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "Digital readouts? Tells you if you have a fever?" CaptainEo says, "Nope :)" Rolly grins....OK....what is your earliest memory of Disney? Attina tries to think of questions from interviews that are ok for a 'family muck' and therefore forgoes the worst drunk experience Q. :) CaptainEo says, "Watching 'The Wonderful World of Disney' on Sunday nights." CaptainEo says, "Don't worry... never had a drunk experience." Rolly grins... Attina growls, "good" Rolly raises an eyebrow and asks, "OK, then.....lemme see....dwhat do you remember watching on World of disney?" Attina asks, "what is your most prized posession?" CaptainEo says, "The holiday specials, like the Christmas and Haloween ones." CaptainEo says, "My cat." Attina growls, "a cat isn't a posession! it is a pet :)" Darkwing notes that we need to wrap up soon if Light the Night is about to happen. Rolly giggles, well, you knew what he meant! CaptainEo says, "Okay... my computer." Rolly laughs....why did I KNOW you would say that? CaptainEo giggles. Rolly thinks that sums up about most of us in this room! CaptainEo says, "Ok, my modem :)" Rolly barks, "OK, sir...done with the interrogation. You are free to let the suspect go." Attina chuckles Rolly aims the bright light away from CaptainEo CaptainEo says, "Thanks, it's been fun, and feel free to ask me anything anytime :)" CaptainEo spins around and vanishes! CaptainEo has left. Rolly grins...OK! Attina pouts. Attina growls, "he left." Rolly wonders if we are going to spread gasoline around before we Light The Night? Darkwing nods and waves. "Okay, the transcript will be out later tonight. Tune in next week when we put Tink on the spot. Rolly grins...well, Attina, I can ask YOU some weird questions, if you want!