Si has arrived.
You hear the whisper of bare feet against the floor, and the soft swish of her
skirt against her legs as she enters.
Si smiles and waves hi
AbisMal has arrived.
A chant like that at the start of "Hunchback" can be heard.  A monk in a blue
frock enters the room.  He lifts his head...to reveal that it is AbisMal.
He's joined the Mystic Monks.
g.Waffles has arrived.
Sassy waves.
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "Hiya Max"
Si gives Sassy the secret smile of CRnDD.
Max waves at waffles.
Sassy gives Si the secret smile of the CRnDD.
Darkwing quacks, "Well, that's that - we're missing three idlers and one
havened dude with wings."
Max says, "I don't think he would come anyway, DW."
Darkwing quacks, "As shouted by The Lovely Si, this is Get to Know, and this
week's guest is Max."
Max asks, "Lovely?"
DukeIgthorn has arrived.
With the light clink of armor and the tap of a sheath against his thigh, The
Duke of Drekmore steps quietly in and stands silently...
Si smiles.
Darkwing quacks, "If you have any questions for Max, page them to me and I'll
ask them in the order they're received."
Si @baps Maxie on the head.  Maxie puts his hands over his head and cries,
"Owwww!" *pout*
AbisMal coughs at the "lovely" part...
Max grins.
Si smiles to the Duke.
Si @baps Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted on the head.  Sir AbisMal the
Stone-Hearted puts his hands over his head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout*
DukeIgthorn nods to Si.
Darkwing quacks, "Smart, Duke."
g.Waffles LOL
G.Waffles @baps Si on the head.  Si puts her hands over her head and cries,
"Owwww!" *pout*
Max says, "Waffles..."
Max says, "Be a nice cat."
Si eyes Waffles.
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "Meow"
Max says, "In other words, don't follow Si's example."
Darkwing smells a <ahem> catfight.
Darkwing taps his foot, waiting for a question to be asked...
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "What is the meaning of life?"
Max says, "42. Next question."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "And where can I get a good deal on fresh
creme?"
Max says, "Well, I understand that the Tri-Circle ranch is having a sale, but
that's udder speculation."
Darkwing quacks, "*Someone* has been on the Jungle Cruise, haven't they."
Darkwing quacks, "Abis wants to know (can you guess the question yet?)... why
you picked Max as a character."
Max says, "That's easy."
BatBWebster has arrived.
BatBWebster says, "hi"
BatBWebster asks, "whose turn now?"
Max says, "I saw A Goofy Movie in late July, in the cheap theatres, cursed
myself for not seeing it sooner, and feel in love with the character."
Darkwing quacks, "Max is the guest this week, BatB..."
Max says, "I was actually surprised to find that it was not used when I found
out about the Muck."
G.Waffles @baps Darkwing on the head.  Darkwing puts his hands over his head
and cries, "Owwww!" *pout*
Max says, "No hitting the moderator, Waffles."
g.Waffles scratches out the G next to his name
Darkwing nods.  "Anyone else with a question?"
Max says, "Gee...it's nice to know that I'm so popular."
Si smiles.  "Any question?"
g.Waffles raises a paw
AbisMal peacefully says, "i don't want to ask ALL the questions, Max... :)"
Si has one...
BatBWebster gotta go now...
BatBWebster exclaims, "bye!"
BatBWebster goes home.
BatBWebster has left.
Si smiles, "Max..."
Max eyes Si.
Si says, "The people of the muck want to know..."
Darkwing ahems.
AbisMal peacefully says, "Ut oh..."
Darkwing quacks, "Need I remind *you* of the rules?"
Darkwing quacks, "Anyway, hold that thought - Duke wants to know how similar
your typist is to your character."
Si grins.  "Just what *do* you and Bobby do in your ..." she eyes DW.  "Rules?
What rules?"
Quiverwing has arrived.
With a *puff*, a cloud of green smoke appears, and a voice says, "I am the
arrow that strikes at the bulls-eye of Crime!"  A feminine form emerges from
the smoke, and you behold Quiverwing Quack!
G.Waffles @baps Darkwing on the head.  Darkwing puts his hands over his head
and cries, "Owwww!" *pout*
Max asks, "Similar? Oh, gee...I some ways, very similar. I do a lot of things
that Max would never do..."
Quiverwing apologizes for being late.
Max shouts, "But in RL, I don't often go around saying, 'Kewl!' and stuff..."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "But Quivering is only Darkwing in a
costume...."
Si says, "Not much, anyway..."
DukeIgthorn grins.
Max says, "And I *don't* ride a skateboard for nothing."
DukeIgthorn inquires, "Waffles: That is incorrect.  Would you like to try again
for the bonus prize?"
Si smiles.  "But you sometimes dress alike, yes?"
Quiverwing takes g.Waffles aside, and explains to him that Darkwing -is- in a
costume, and that they are different genders...
Si grins at Duke.
Max says, "Only during Muckmeets."
DukeIgthorn grins at Max and wonders if he rides a skateboard iRL. ;)
G.Waffles @baps Quiverwing on the head.  Quiverwing puts her hands over her
head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout*
Darkwing wonders if Max erases bits of maps in RL.
Quiverwing @baps g.Waffles on the head.  G.Waffles puts g.Waffles's hands over
g.Waffles's head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout*
Si smiles.  "Or if he lies..."
G.Waffles @baps g.Waffles on the head.  G.Waffles puts g.Waffles's hands over
g.Waffles's head and cries, "Owwww!" *pout*
Darkwing points to the RUDE guest.  "Si, would you do the honors?"
Max grrrs at Si.
g.Waffles spins around the room
Si says, "Waffles.  You get one warning.  Please stop with the @bap"
Si puts her Official hat on
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "Whats a warning?"
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "What=What's"
Si says, "DW is running this show.  If he asks you to stop something, please
do."
EddieM says, "It means that if you persist in being rude, you will be removed
from the audience."
EddieM says, "On the other hand, if you ease up a bit, then no problem."
Si exclaims, "Having fun is ok! :)  But within limits."
EddieM says, "All right, I'm done, the guy in purple wants back..."
Darkwing makes supplication to the Internet Oracle to *ZOT* OOC Eddie Murphy
doll.
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "But it's town hall.... :("
Darkwing quacks, "But this is a show, with a specific purpose.  If you're
unclear on that, let me know and I'll take time to explain afterward..."
Si smiles and nods.  "We're here to have fun, but DW is running the show.  :) 
We can all @bap each other later."
Max says, "Believe me, Waffles...in a town meeting, you'd have been tossed out
some time ago."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "?"
g.Waffles hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling g.Waffles home...
g.Waffles has left.
Si sighs
Darkwing quacks, "Abis wants to know whether you intend on giving out free Hi
Dad Soup at the reunion this Saturday."
Si says, "Excuse me"
Si has left.
Max says, "As a matter of fact, I bought 15 more cans this afternoon."
Max grins.
Darkwing quacks, "I'll take that as a yes.  Next question?"
AbisMal does not yell, but, rather, says a little harshly, "Oh, Allah help us!"
Darkwing ponders opening his second batch of Tim T^H^H^H^H^HChoco Mousse ...
naah, not just yet.
DukeIgthorn nudges AbisMal.  "No religion, it hurts my ears. ;)  (just
kidding)"
Max says, "Only those who haven't gotten one yet, gets one."
Max says, "Oh...and speaking of Tim Tams..."
Si has arrived.
You hear the whisper of bare feet against the floor, and the soft swish of her
skirt against her legs as she enters.
Si sorries
Max says, "I am bringing three boxes of Choco Mousse's for those who have not
had the pleasure."
Si cocks her head, "What was the soup answer?"
AbisMal peacefully says, "Oh, OK...already finished mine...still have the can,
though."
Max says, "The answer was yes, Si."
Si has the can on her bookshelf... hope it doesn;t go bad!
Si grins.
AbisMal peacefully says, "he's bought 15 cans for those who haven't received."
Max says, "There's a date on the lid, Si. It's good for anohter year."
Si doesn't want to have to lug your bags from the airport! ;)
DukeIgthorn inquires, "What's the soup for?"
Darkwing grins.  "Any more questions, or should we adjourn to the buffet?"
Max grins at Si.
DukeIgthorn must've missed something. :P
AbisMal peacefully says, "Long story, Iggy..."
DukeIgthorn says, "I see."
Si smiles at Duke, "Max gives out soup!"
DukeIgthorn smirks.  "Or rather, i don't, but Oh well.. :P"
Quiverwing Quack is suddenly surrounded by a cloud of green smoke, and when it
clears, she's gone!  How's she do that?
Quiverwing has left.
Max asks, "Siggy, have you *never* seen A Goofy Movie?"
DukeIgthorn grins at Si.
AbisMal peacefully says, "Scene in A Goofy Movie..."
Si grins at her can, "Signed by him and Max, no less!"
DukeIgthorn says, "I KNOW that, but why is...  Forget it."
Max grins.
Darkwing quacks, "Never mind."
Max says, "Some people hand out cans of spam. I hand out cans of soup."
Si nudges Duke, "Don;y say you didn't see it! the rope! The rope!"
Duck has arrived.
A deliveryperson pulls up, drops a package in your lap, and speeds off. You
excitedly rip it open and find that someone has sent you...DUCK!
Max grins at Si.
Si shakes
Duck takes off his hat and dumps all the excess sand out of it.
Si curls up into a ball.  She mutters, "I saw it, I saw it..."
g.Waffles has arrived.
Max asks, "How often, Si?"
Si smiles at Waffles
AbisMal does a full body shiver from after images of AGM.
Si looks at Max. She shakes, "Hundreds! Thousands!!"
Duck asks, "Ooooh, Waffles! Anyone got syrup and strawberries?"
Max shouts, "Oh, come off it, Mr. Mal. You liked it a lot!"
g.Waffles refranes himself from @baping
Max grins at Waffles.
AbisMal peacefully says, "That don't mean my mind's recovered from it yet..."
Max says, "It's incurable, sir. You're stuck with it for life."
AbisMal does not yell, but, rather, says a little harshly, "And it's coming
toThe Disney Channel too! *gulp*"
Duck prescribes a cure for AbisMal. Nonstop viewing of "Mighty Ducks" (TV
series). That'll numb you.
Max grins at Duck.
Duck votes for that series as Most Stupid of All Time.
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "Or fry your head"
Duck much prefers Quack Pack. :)
Darkwing quacks, "I'll stick with slapping myself in the forehead.
Repeatedly."
AbisMal peacefully says, "I'll wait for Mighty Ducks to go to the Disney
Channel before seeing it... :)"
Max still likes the line: Pain is an illusion....Ooooh! An illusion that
really, really hurts!
g.Waffles With a bap,bap here, and a bap, bap there.
Max asks, "Any more questions?"
Si notes she didn't get an answer...
Si grins
Max asks, "To what?"
Darkwing quacks, "You didn't ask a question, either.  NEXT?"
Si chuckles.  "Yes I did..."
Duck says, "AbisMal, MDucks are on ABC. :)"
Max looks quizically at Si.
Si smiles, "If you insist, Max.... Here is it:
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "who was tzar Nickolas!!??!!"
AbisMal peacefully says, "Yeah...'round 6 in the morning around here."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "Tsar Nickolas"
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "The II"
Duck says, "Last czar of Russian Empire, Waffles. :)"
Si cocks her head, "The good folks of the muck would like to know... Just what
*do* you and Bobby do in your bedroom all the time?"
DukeIgthorn laughs!
Duck grins
Max says, "Talk."
DukeIgthorn hears it has something to do with photos...
AbisMal holds in his urge to slap Si for that commenbt against his Brother...
Si laughs! at Duke.  :)
Duck was sure itw was some sort of odd science project.
DukeIgthorn winks. ;)
Darkwing quacks, "No, the photos are of LUST members.  I feed them to Djali."
DukeIgthorn says, "Duck: For biology."
Si ooos at Duck!
Max grins.
Duck grins at Duke and Si. :)
Darkwing quacks, "Gotta keep him away from my cape, after all..."
DukeIgthorn snickers.
Si smiles at Max.  "It's the 90s.  It's ok, you can tell us, really..."
AbisMal peacefully says, "Buy a felt cape, DW...Goats can't chew felt too
well..."
AbisMal peacefully says, "Madam President, by silent..."
Max says, "We talk, Si. Nothing more."
AbisMal peacefully says, "BE silent, that is..."
DukeIgthorn says, "Dpesn't mean they won't try, Abis. ;)"
DukeIgthorn says, "Be SILENT, or beee SILENCED."
Si grins at Duke.
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) exclaims, "How many stomachs does a lama gave!"
DukeIgthorn snickers..  "Cool line from _GI JOE: THe Movie_
Max says, "Five, I believe."
Si GRINS at Duke.  "You have good tastes.."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "I thought it was three"
Max says, "Could be. I don't know from Llamas."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "Whats the atomic number for silcon?"
AbisMal controls his temper, gently saying chants to himself...
Si says, "Pamala Anderson"
Darkwing quacks, "No, she's just the poster child."
AbisMal peacefully says, "38=24=32"
Max says, "Silcon is not an element, and does not have an atomic number."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "He got that one right :)"
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "Lemme think of more"
AbisMal does not yell, but, rather, says a little harshly, "Hey, wait a
sec...I'M supposed to do the 5 Queries! :)"
Darkwing quacks, "What do you mean it's not an element?  I have it listed as
#15..."
Max grins at AbisMal.
AbisMal peacefully says, "BTW, DW, you got the Madonna question right."
Darkwing quacks, "Maybe it doesn't *exist naturally* as single atoms - is that
what you meant?"
AbisMal peacefully says, "You and Iggy have 4 of 5."
Max says, "Silicon is an element. Silcon is not."
Darkwing quacks, "Fair enough."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "what is smarter, a the preditor, or the
prey?"
Darkwing didn't realize the typo was being interpreted literally.
Darkwing quacks, "Uh, does anyone want to *page* me some questions for Max?"
Max says, "Whichever one survives is smarter."
Darkwing quacks, "And not necessarily - what if the prey is smart but too slow
for it to matter?"
Max says, "Then he wasn't smart enough to be faster."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "No, you see, you take the size of the
animals brain, and then multiply it with what ever the other size of the other
animals brain is."
Si says, "Excuse me a moment"
Si has left.
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) exclaims, "Bap time!"
DukeIgthorn says, "I don't think so, Waffles..."
Max says, "AbisMal just asked me where I got the idea for a radio station."
AbisMal peacefully says, "Oops...mispage..."
Max says, "Actually, the idea was originally Megavolts's."
AbisMal peacefully says, "And it was SUPPOSED to be ANONYMOUS. :)"
Darkwing quacks, "Duck has a question."
Max says, "Oops..."
g.Waffles ready's his bap button
Darkwing quacks, "What kind of writing do you like to write?"
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "If you could take one thing to another
planet, what would it be?"
Max says, "I would love to write a novel, if I could get enough
self-discipline."
AbisMal peacefully asks, "Um,...litering?"
Darkwing quacks, "Any particular subject matter?"
Max says, "The one I have in mind is Fantasy, but I like Sci Fi too."
Max says, "I also write poetry."
AbisMal politely asks Waffles to hush on the out-loud questions...
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "I want to bap"
Duck grins at Max. Sounds like me. I'm the only copywriter in the world who
doesn't write stories in his spare time. :) I'd like to do some travel writing
or fiction, but I don't think I'm disciplined enough for it. :)
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "Can I ask questions with out the question
mark. Then technicaly there not questions"
Darkwing quacks, "g.Waffles, I would appreciate it if you would have a talk
with me after the show."
Max says, "Uh oh..."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "Who;s Harroud?!?"
Max says, "Ask Abismal...privately."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) says, "I've never heard of anyone by that name"
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "?"
Max asks, "Did I answer your question, Mr. Mal?"
Darkwing quacks, "Harroud is AbisMal's assistant in the Aladdin TV show."
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) asks, "Who's Abismal?"
AbisMal sighs!
AbisMal slowly walks out, chanting something that sound suspiciously like, "A,
E, I, O, U and sometimes Y..."
AbisMal has left.
Duck says, "A villain."
Si has arrived.
You hear the whisper of bare feet against the floor, and the soft swish of her
skirt against her legs as she enters.
g.Waffles (gharne19@stic.net) exclaims, "Your back!"
Si nods a re-hi
Sassy hugs Si, and meows, "Hello!"
Si says, "My front, too..."
Si smiles
Si gives Sassy the secret smile of CRnDD.
Sassy gives Si the secret smile of the CRnDD.
Duck puts on his Beast costume and says, "You came back!"
Si grins
g.Waffles Wants to give the secret Bap of CRnDD
Darkwing quacks loudly, "All right, that's it for this week's show.  Tune in
next week to meet Copper.  Thanks, everyone!"