Djali enters from Main Street.
Djali has arrived.
> look at Djali
A little grey goat.  A golden hoop is looped through one of his floppy ears.
Carrying:
a cozy woolen blanket made for Djali by Sadira
a corncob pipe (perfect for blowing bubbles with)
Djali dances back and forth goofily!
Sebastian has arrived.
Whistling some newly written tune, Sebastian scuttles into the room.
BatBWebster has arrived.
BatBWebster looks around..
BatBWebster waves a big hi and helllo!
Sebastian waves.
DukeIgthorn has arrived.
With the light clink of armor and the tap of a sheath against his thigh, The
Duke of Drekmore steps quietly in and stands silently...
Max has arrived.
Max arrives, riding his skateboard.  He does a complicated maneuver and
dismounts, doing a double backflip in the process.
AbisMal has arrived.
"OK, make way!  Stone-hearted ex-thief comin' through!"  That gruff voice can
only one thing:  AbisMal is in the room.
BatBWebster asks, "so...whose turn now?"
DukeIgthorn says, "Evening .."
Darkwing points at Djali.
BatBWebster exclaims, "yay!"
Djali eeps?
AbisMal yells, "Hiya, sucke...er, MUCKers! :)"
Djali hides under Darkwing's cape!
Djali makes munching noises.
AbisMal yells, "At last...Djali talks! :)"
BatBWebster llooks at da Goat
Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted draws his sword and salutes his fellow Knight,
Darkwing, before resheathing it.
Darkwing shoos Djali away from his cape, then hands him a bunch of photos of
LUST members.
Max says, "This should be interesting."
Djali ooohs!
Djali nibbles on Ursa.
BatBWebster says, "hooo...Djali da goat from netscape..."
DukeIgthorn tilts his head back and laughs.
Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted draws his sword and bows in respect to the
ex-BGCer, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of URL.
Djali leaps back and forth through the air!
Darkwing quacks, "Anyone here speak goat?"
Sebastian lauighs.
Djali lands accidentally on Max's skateboard and goes zipping.
BatBWebster shakes her head...
Max shouts, "Hey!"
Si has arrived.
You hear the whisper of bare feet against the floor, and the soft swish of her
skirt against her legs as she enters.
AbisMal asks, "i speak gibberish...does THAT count?"
BatBWebster speaks raccoon once...
Si waves hello!
Max grabs his skateboard.
Darkwing quacks, "No, Abis."
Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted simply nods to Si, as if only acknowledging her
presence in some way.
Si 's breath quickens.  Her head drops forward and her hair curtains her face.
The air around her shimmers and suddenly the woman is gone.  You look down and
see a siamese cat in her place.
Si pins her ears and hisses, "I can hiss."
Sebastian says, "Well, I AM studying to be a vet...."
Si eyes the goat.
Djali sidles up cutely to Si and licks her nose sloppily.
Si swipes at Djali, claws out
Hugo has arrived..
AbisMal says, "Well, might as well get in the mood of things..."
BatBWebster is currently...err...err...studying the atomic language to speak
with the atomic man??
AbisMal holds the jewel he has and screams, "GARGOYLE-FORM!"  As the light that
envelops him clears, a short, squat, wingless and legeless gargoyle appears
with a turban on his head.  AbisMal says, "DARN IT!  I WANTED WINGS!"  You
giggle.
Djali quickly darts behind Hugo.
Djali butt butts Darkwing's ankles!
BatBWebster thinks that goats smell kinda funneee
Hugo grabs Djali and gives the goat a big kiss.
Darkwing jumps up quickly and watches Djali run toward the nearest wall.
Sassy has arrived.
Sassy checks for drooly dogs as she enters the room.
Darkwing quacks, "All right, hang on a minute..."
Djali swoons dreaily at the Hugo kiss!
Djali watches Darkwing.
Djali looks skeptical.
BatBWebster approaches da goat, and *pets* Djalli's head slowly
Darkwing hands Universal Translator to Djali.
Hugo turns back into stone.
Djali mmms!
Djali licks his nose hungrily.
AbisMal exclaims, "HEY!  Enough spoofing on my account! :)"
Darkwing notes that the Universal Translator is *not* edible.
BatBWebster feeds Djali some Sweet Tarts
Djali awwwws and droops a bit.
Shani has arrived.
Shani hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling her home...
Shani has left.
AbisMal asks, "So, DW, when's the show starting?"
Si glances about for soemwhere goat-proof.
Djali tugtugs impatiently on Darkwing's cape!  >:)
Darkwing quacks, "About now-ish."
Djali nodnods.
Darkwing quacks, "Page me your questions for Djali, I'll ask them in the order
I hear them, and Djali will bleat at you."
BatBWebster asks, "what kind of Q's are we gonna ask da goat who cant speak?"
Djali 
Djali bleats helpfully.
Djali sticks his tongue out at BatBWebster.
Max says, "You ask yes or no question."
Darkwing quacks, "Or questions answerable by a number - he can stamp his hoof."
BatBWebster grabs da goat's tongue and wont leggo
Darkwing quacks, "Abis asks what you think of Esmeralda."
Djali nodnodnods to Max!  Then, he shakes his head no... and nodnods again, and
looks just generally blissfully confused.
BatBWebster sits down in her il corner
BatBWebster says, "lil...keyboard's misbehaving again..."
Djali hops up onto his hindhooves and twirls about gracefully, with a dreamy
look in his eyes, letting his ear-hoop swing all about.
Si smiles, despite ehrself
AbisMal says, "i'll take that as he likes her. :)"
Darkwing quacks, "Next, Sassy asks what led your typist to choose Djali as a
character."
Sassy grins.
BatBWebster blinks and listen to the silent bellls
Djali sits and scratches his ear with a hind hoof, thoughtfully.
Djali ahas!
Djali takes a running leap over Sassy, skids gleefully beneath BatBWebster, and
finally tumbles to a halt between Darkwing's legs, peeking cutely out from
under his cape.
Sassy giggles.
Si smiles.  "Cause he's playful?"
BatBWebster bllinks somemore
AbisMal says, "Translation:  It's a cute character..."
Djali blinkblinks mischievously to Sassy, and bleats questioningly to her?
Djali nodnods!
Darkwing quacks, "Obviously.  Next, an anonymous questioner wants to know
whether goats can be housebroken."
DukeIgthorn hands Djali a donut..
Djali prances innocently around AbisMal.
Si smirks
Darkwing quacks, "Please do *not* demonstrate your answer."
Djali quickly swallows the deck of cards he was eating, and nodnods vigorously.
AbisMal exclaims, "And DEFINITELY not on ME, please!"
Si pins her ears and hisses, "Prolly not... goats are NOT as smart as cats..."
Si gives Sassy the secret smile of CRnDD.
Sassy gives Si the secret smile of the CRnDD.
Djali bleats indignantly!
Darkwing points at Si.  "Djali, charge!"
Si hisses and glances around
Djali trots over to Si with half a credit card he was saving for later.
Si leaps at duke, clawing her way up to his shoulder
Max wonders if all Get To Know Sessions are like this...
Si balances, tail swinging
AbisMal says, "You shoulda seen MINE, Maxie..."
BatBWebster is going to make some Earl Grey tea...anyone want one?
Si hisses down at Djali!
Djali trots in the other direction quickly.
Captain Pickard has arrived.
Darkwing quacks, "Anyone else with a question?"
Djali goes over to Sebastian and nudges him persistently!
Darkwing quacks, "Duke of URL wants to know whether you ever plan to learn to
speak hairless-ape."
Djali makes a solemn face that bears likeness to one of the extras in 'Planet
of the Apes'.
Darkwing nods.
DukeIgthorn laughs.
Darkwing quacks, "All right, Abis wants to know what you think of Hugo."
Djali bleats conversationally to the Duke.  >:)
Djali whees!
DukeIgthorn yarfs at Djali.
Djali capers and cavorts over to Hugo, and sidles up to him, blinkblinking
cutely with little hearts in his eyes!
AbisMal says, "Oh, brother..."
Sassy giggles.
BatBWebster is back...somewhat...
AbisMal says, "And if I morf, he'll bolt."
changes back from stone and makes kissy-kissy faces at Djali.
Djali dances around in circles, leaping back and forth over HugoMal's head,
looking very pleased like he's having great amounts of fun here!  >:D
AbisMal exclaims, "OK, OK...we get the point!"
Djali SLURPS Abis's nose sloppily.
AbisMal exclaims, "EWWWWWW!  Goat spit!"
Sebastian says, "EVeryone on the west coast... You HAVE to watch Inside Out on
TDC tonight. They show the re-dedication ceremony and you WILL cry. :)"
Darkwing quacks, "Next?"
Djali steals AbisMal's supersoaker while he's distracted and makes off with it.
AbisMal says, "It'll be on again...and again...and again..."
BatBWebster watches sillentlly
AbisMal exclaims, "HEY!"
AbisMal hops after the goat...
Darkwing aims his Super Soaker 2112 at The Wonder Goat, pulls the trigger,
and... a bunch of guys in white robes jump out of nowhere and sploosh him! 
Thoroughly bewildered, he looks up just in time to see them dashing off.
Djali drips!
AbisMal grabs the dropped SuperSoaker...
DukeIgthorn says, "Stinky."
Darkwing quacks, "Where do you get your earrings?"
Aquata has arrived.
A crustacean retainer scurries into the room and clears his throat. "Ladies and
Gentlemen, Queen Aquata of Atlantica."
Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted draws his sword and bows, deeply, to his
Queen/patroness.  He then awaits permission to rise.
Darkwing bows to Her Elevatedness.
Max rises and bows to the queen.
DukeIgthorn looks for shoes of Elevatedness.
Djali swings his earring around happily and shoots Darkwing a mischievous look.
Si eyes Aquata.
Aquata waves good evening.
DukeIgthorn ears Aquata.
Sassy waves to Aquata.
Djali sniffsniffs at the air and thinks fish.
DukeIgthorn laughs.
BatBWebster waves g'evenin' to Aquata
Djali sniffsniffsniffs around in circles along the ground until his nose bumps
into the toe of Aquata's shoe.
BatBWebster *yawns*
Aquata reaches down and scritches Djali's ears.
Djali melts right away!
Darkwing quacks, "Gold fishhooks?  Wow, rare stuff, that."
Si's claws dig into Duke's shoulders as she keeps her balance and watches.
Shani has arrived.
BatBWebster *pets* da Goat's head
Djali wiggles his little goattail cheerfully at Aquata.  >:)
Darkwing quacks, "Another unnamed party asks what you like to eat most.
(Clothes, fruit, etc.)  Again, please do *not* demonstrate by actually eating
it."
Aquata chuckles.
Si gives Shani the secret smile of CRnDD.
Sassy gives Shani the secret smile of the CRnDD.
Darkwing quacks, "Pointing is fine."
BatBWebster then sits back in her little corner, looking at her empty
sketchbook
Djali droops at Darkwing, and looks small and innocent and hungry!
DukeIgthorn laughs.
Shani says, "Hello"
Djali wanders around until he finds an apple, which he proudly sets at
Darkwing's feet and makes a grand show of not eating.
Shani gives si and sassy the secret smile of the CRnDD
Darkwing nods and feeds Djali the apple.  "Anyone else?"
BatBWebster wonders how often do the members of the muck conduct this "Get To
Know" event
AbisMal says, "Every week..."
Djali eats the apple slyly, trying every now and then to get a good nibble at
Darkwing's glove.
Darkwing quacks, "What glove?"
Darkwing quacks, "Anyone else with a question for Djali?"
BatBWebster hmmms
Si looks at the finger-chunks in Djali's mouth.  >:)
Djali >:)
DukeIgthorn snickers,
Djali <-- Goat to Know
Aquata laughs.
Sassy laughs!
Max shouts, "Booooooo!"
AbisMal snickers.
Djali <-- Netscapegoat
Sassy giggles!!
AbisMal guffaws!
Djali <--- Old St. Nicholas.
Djali <-- Salvador Djali, Wonder Goat, etc.  >:)
Djali nibbles on Darkwing's cape in retaliation for having been spoofed.  >;)
AbisMal says, "Well...the MUCK's certainly got our goat. :)"
Djali nod nod nods!
Max fwaps his brother.
Darkwing fwaps Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted with whatever isn't handy.
DukeIgthorn chortles.
AbisMal yelps in pain, "OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE!  DOCTOR FORRESTER!"
Djali <-- unofficial FDC Walkaround Nibbler-on-everything  >:9
BatBWebster says, "goodnite"
BatBWebster has disconnected.
AbisMal works on his Trivia Tourney while watching the festivities..
Djali <-- Hali Christmas..
Djali heys!
Aquata laughs. That's awful.
DukeIgthorn examines pictures of his current characterizations and does his
english...
Si crouches down on Duke's shoulder.  Her tail tip twitches.
DukeIgthorn would offer Si a cat-treat, but he's out.
Djali happily leans against Darkwing's ankle, watching the others here
curiously.
Si bumps her head on the side of Duke's neck.
DukeIgthorn earscritchies Si.
Darkwing sings "It's a Djali holiday with you, Bert"
DukeIgthorn groans.
Sassy giggles.
Djali dances all around holding an umbrella in his mouth!
AbisMal's turn to fwap Darkwing with whatever's handy!
Si OOCly grrs at no-spoof:  spoof A rough purr soon is heard from Si's
direction
Darkwing quacks, "Think again."
Darkwing points the Punslinger 9000 at Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted and fires!
 The megaphone blares horrible puns at him, till he covers his ears and screams
"No more, no more!"
Djali quickly sides with Darkwing!
AbisMal cleans out his ears with his fingers.  "Sheesh!  Happy Djali-days,
even!"
DukeIgthorn grins ..
Djali blinkblinks loudly?
DukeIgthorn wuffs.
AbisMal drops a pin...BOWLING pin, that is...
Djali thinks everybody's out of questions!  Everyone is now a goat expert!  >:D
DukeIgthorn says, "That's a scary thought.."
The pretty little Djali can sing...The pretty little Djali can dance...If you
give it a bottle of water it'll wet it's pants.....
AbisMal shuns fro the obvious "goatee" question...
Djali bleahs!
Aquata has a question.
Darkwing quacks, "Go ahead, Aquata."
DukeIgthorn laughs madly.
AbisMal LAUGHS!
Djali bleats hopefully to Aquata.
Aquata wonders if you can make sweaters out of the hair you shed. ;>
Djali nodnods!
AbisMal didn't know mermaidds WORS sweaters...
Djali trots over to Aquata and sheds for her!  >;)
Si chuckles
DukeIgthorn wonders how sturdy shoes made from goat-hide are... >:)
Aquata says, "They do when they're in Boston during a blizzard, Abis. :P"
Djali didn't know mermaids even sweated!  But he doesn't say anything.
AbisMal exclaims, "Oh?  There's a blizzard up there?  YECH!"
Si grins and jumps down from Duke's shoulder
Darkwing notes that 'goatee' is actually derived from 'goat'
Djali shoes would nibble on DukeIgthorn's toesies every time he wore them.
Aquata says, "Not right now, just a hurricane."
Aquata says, "But the blizzards will come soon, trust me."
AbisMal says, "Hopefully, I'll be outta here before then."
DukeIgthorn rolls his shoulder and snickers.  "No you wouldn't you'd die of the
odor.
Djali nodnods to Darkwing, knowing that goats sometimes have little goaties of
their own...
Si saunters to Aquata and shakes.  Some fur floats down, joining Djali's. 
"Never say I didn't do anything for the MT..."
DukeIgthorn says, "Unless you're an odor-eater, too.."
Darkwing rolls his eyes.
Djali >:9
Aquata ewwws.
DukeIgthorn chuckles.
Shani is gonna go home
AbisMal shakes his head at the Presi-cat.
Shani wavies
Shani hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling her home...
Shani has left.
Si smiles in Abis' direction, then returns to the other side of the room
Djali sniffsniffsniffs in circles around Aquata.
Aquata looks down at the goat. "Can I help you with something?"
AbisMal says, "Actually, your Majesty, I heard cat fur can be used in sweaters,
too."
Djali is beyond help!
Darkwing mutters something about catgut to Abis.
Si glares at DW.
AbisMal says, "Takes a lot of shedding...but I think it can be done."
Sassy grrs at DW.
AbisMal does not comment to DW...
Darkwing rolls his eyes at Sassy.  "I didn't say *yours*."
Si moves to Sassy's side and whispers to her.
Aquata says, "I suppose you could shave the cat instead."
Djali moves to Sassy's other side and looks conspiratorial.
Max says, "BRB"
Sassy giggles.
Si laughs
DukeIgthorn hmms.
AbisMal asks, "Well, I'd say the show's over, eh, DW?"
Si grins at Sassy.
Darkwing quacks, "It's looking that way, yes..."
Darkwing quacks, "Anyone else with a question?"
Sassy grins at Si.
Djali nodnods!
Aquata has a crab retainer pick up the shedded hair and carry it off to be
knitted.
Sebastian ahems.
Max says, "BRB"
Si grins
DukeIgthorn says, "DW, I have a question..."
Djali hee hee hees!
Darkwing quacks, "Go ahead."
Maxie points a finger at himself. A bolt of lightning shoots out of his finger
and ZAPS him right in the chest!
Max has left.
DukeIgthorn inquires, "Where do babies come from?"
Si laughs!
Darkwing quacks, "Oh, *do* be quiet, Duke."
AbisMal exclaims, "Iggy!"
Sebastian says, "Watch Dumbo."
Max has arrived.
Max arrives, riding his skateboard.  He does a complicated maneuver and
dismounts, doing a double backflip in the process.
Djali yays!
Si growls, "Watch elephants? Kinky!"
AbisMal says, "Well, then..."
DukeIgthorn grins and laughs softly.
AbisMal , tired of being other things, grabs his jewel and says, "NORM FORM!"
When the light that envelops Abis clears, he is back in his thief's
clothes...with the two armbands.
Djali cavorts and capers around Max and his magical mystical skateboard!
Djali yikes! at AbisMal.
AbisMal says, "I have a bit of an announcement to make..."
Djali hides under Max's skateboard.
Aquata thinks that sounds like a musical number, DJali.
DukeIgthorn uh ohs.
Aquata says, "Max and his Majical Mystical Skateboard."
Darkwing quacks, "Maxwell and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamboard?"
Djali likes it!
Max does too!
AbisMal says, "Your Majesty, as you know, Sasys here is aspiring to become a
Knight."
AbisMal says, "SASSY, that is."
Si glances at Sassy.
Djali imagines a story about a kid named Max who runs "Skateboard Park" where
ferocious prehistoric skateboards are kept, but one day the power goes out
during a storm...
Sassy looks up.
Sassy glances to her sister.
Si looks away
AbisMal says, "Well,...she has asked me...to be her tutor in this endenture."
Aquata believes you mean endeavor, Abis. ;>
AbisMal says, "Endenture, endeavor...whatever. :)"
Darkwing quacks, "Indenture?"
Djali grins, showing off goaty pearly whites.  >:D
DukeIgthorn inquires, "Indentured servant?"
AbisMal asks, "You know what I mean, right?"
DukeIgthorn says, "Tsk."
Djalident?.
AbisMal says, "Miss Sassy, do step forward..."
Sassy steps forward.
AbisMal says, "Kneel...or... do the best kneel that you can for a cat
anyway..."
DukeIgthorn mumbles..  "Now step back..  now two forward.. now three back..
Si moves back towards the door, then turns back, to watch...
Sassy sits down on her back legs.
AbisMal says, "Er,...sufficient, I guess..."
Max asks, "You teaching the Macarena, Siggy?"
Si grins at Max
DukeIgthorn grimaces.  "Heck no."
AbisMal draws his MerTable sword and places it on Sassy shoulder gently.
Djali bleats quietly to Sassy and demonstrates kneeling down on his forelegs to
her.
AbisMal asks, "Do you swear to be a good student in the arts of the MerTable,
to obey my commands to the letter, and to do your doggets...er, I mean, CAT-est
not to disappoint me?"
Sassy meows, "Yes, I swear I will."
DukeIgthorn says, "Don't swear, it's rude."
Darkwing shushes Duke.
AbisMal asks, "And do you swear to honor your Patroness in your training?"
Sassy meows, "Yes, I do."
Si cocks her head, "And to never betray the MT to ourside forces?"
Si grins
Darkwing quacks, "Quiet, boss."
Jack has arrived.
A portal opens up and Jack slides into the room.
AbisMal taps Sassy's shoulder three times gently with the sword.  "Arise, Miss
Sassy...official Squire to the MerTable under my tutor...tutasl...under my
teachings."
Duck has arrived.
A deliveryperson pulls up, drops a package in your lap, and speeds off. You
excitedly rip it open and find that someone has sent you...DUCK!
Si pins her ears and hisses, "Jack, you're missing all the fun..."
Jack asks, "squire? coool. :)"
Sassy stands up.
Djali yays! and dances in circles around Duck!
Duck grins at the goat.
AbisMal resheathes his MerTable sword and shakes the kitten's hand.  "Congrats,
Sassy."
Djali wishes Duck could have been here earlier!  >:D
Darkwing applauds for Sassy.
Jack congradulates Sassy.
Duck cautiously asks Djali why. :)
Djali looks innocent.
Sassy smiles.
Darkwing quacks, "Well, since we have a new listener or two, does anyone have
any more questions for Djali?"
Aquata applauds for Sassy.
Si looks to Sassy and quietly says, "Good luck."
Jack sighs depressedly.
Duck asks, "Yes. Do you ever eat goat cheese, Djali?"
AbisMal asks, "Due to...other commitments, your training will start next week,
OK?  Going to a RL family reunion and a job interview after tomorrow night."
Max shouts, "Ewwwwww!"
Sassy looks at her sister.
Sassy meows, "Ok, Thank you."
Max asks, "No News Show this week, Mr. Mal?"
Si shrugs and looks away.
Aquata likes goat cheese.
Djali nodnods to Duck!  >:9
Duck tries to remember when he had goat cheese...It's been a long while.
Djali like fish flakes, too..
AbisMal says, "I'll try to get on, Max...I don't forsee any trouble.  But, just
in case, I'll mail you the headlines."
Djali wonders what other kind of cheese anyone would ever eat?
Jack still wants to know how an object of his ended up in the mertable conf.
room.
DukeIgthorn says, "Ricotta."
AbisMal asks, "BTW, anyone wish to be the in-studio guest?"
Djali ohs.  >;)
Darkwing thought he was.
Duck says, "Magic, Jack. Those pesky tridents. :)"
Djali wonders if a goat in a daze could ever be a knight.
AbisMal asks, "Oh, you are?  I didn't get any mailing...OK, DW."
Darkwing quacks, "See one of you there, then."
AbisMal says, "BOTH of us, actually."
Darkwing shrugs at Djali.  "Bleat to Aquata, I guess."
AbisMal says, "Or just Max if I can't make it."
Darkwing quacks, "Okay, at least one of you, hopefully both."
Darkwing quacks, "Any more questions?  If not, I'll close out the show and log
off, and send out the transcript later."
Djali yays!
Darkwing will take that as a no.
Aquata nos.
Darkwing quacks, "All right, guys, see you next week, with Duke as our guest
unless plans change."
Djali dances joyously all around Darkwing.
DukeIgthorn knows.
Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted draws his sword and salutes his fellow Knight,
Darkwing, before resheathing it.