FDC Town Hall
A large, ornate room with rich wood panelling and a long counter. 
The Official Guidebook tells you the exit leads to Main Street,
but to the side you see a door marked "Cast Members Only." The 
friendly guide behind the counter tells you that if you need help, 
just look for answers in the FDCMuck [FAQ] Room or type '911' 
to get help from a real, live player.
 
 Other places:  [VIP] Lounge, FDCMuck [Trad]itions Classroom, [M]ain Street,
[C]ast Members Only door ...
 
Contents:
Agenda, Microphone, Welcome Sign, Suggestion Box, Guest Services Desk, Town
Hall Statue
Players:
MacBadger, Toby
MacBadger exclaims, "Hi DW!"
Toby nods to DW
Sassy has arrived.
Sassy checks for drooly dogs as she enters the room.
MacBadger exclaims, "Hi Sassy!"
Sassy Cat-Duck hugs MacBadger, and meows, "Hello!"
MacBadger hugs back.
Darkwing quacks, "Any objections to finishing up Si's spot from last week?"
MacBadger nos.
Toby barks, "No."
Sassy meows, "No."
Darkwing quacks, "Anyone want to *be* a guest?  (Toby/Sassy, you've already
been on)"
MacBadger asks, "Uh...I guess that means me?"
Darkwing hmms.  Last week was part Si, part Toby - we *could* put them both on
for their respective second halves
Si has arrived.
You hear the whisper of bare feet against the floor, and the soft swish of her
skirt against her legs as she enters.
Si cocks her head, "You bellowed?"
MacBadger exclaims, "Hi Si!"
AbisMal has arrived.
"OK, make way!  Stone-hearted ex-thief comin' through!"  That gruff voice can
only one thing:  AbisMal is in the room.
Toby waves to Si and Abis
MacBadger says, "Hi Abis Mal"
Sassy Cat-Duck gives Si the secret smile of the CRnDD.
Si waves to all
Si gives Sassy Cat-Duck the secret smile of CRnDD.
AbisMal asks, "CRnDD?"
MacBadger would like to be a guest....but it's going to have to be awhile.
Si says, "Cats Rule and Dogs Drool"
Sassy grins.
AbisMal asks, "Oh...and what about rats?"
Darkwing quacks, "Die."
Si says, "They're tasty"
Sassy meows, "Rats are for snacks!"
Darkwing quacks, "See?"
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FDC Town Hall
A large, ornate room with rich wood panelling and a long counter. 
The Official Guidebook tells you the exit leads to Main Street,
but to the side you see a door marked "Cast Members Only." The 
friendly guide behind the counter tells you that if you need help, 
just look for answers in the FDCMuck [FAQ] Room or type '911' 
to get help from a real, live player.
 
 Other places:  [VIP] Lounge, FDCMuck [Trad]itions Classroom, [M]ain Street,
[C]ast Members Only door ...
 
Contents:
Agenda, Microphone, Welcome Sign, Suggestion Box, Guest Services Desk, Town
Hall Statue
Players:
AbisMal, Si, Sassy, MacBadger, Toby
AbisMal says, "Nice, fellow Knight..."
Sassy giggles.
Si smiles slightly.  "Rats make good eating."
MacBadger doesn't need to know this..
Darkwing quacks, "All right, this is everyone who's going to show up.  Now who
gets to be our replacement guest?"
Si cocks her head, "Abis? Have you yet?"
MacBadger can do it.
AbisMal says, "Yes I did...'bout a month ago."
Si cheers for MacB!
Si cocks her head, "Want a shout?"
Si cocks her head, "To the... three people not here?"
Darkwing quacks, "No, one's idling and the other two are, er, occupied."
Si grins
Sassy grins.
Darkwing quacks, "When I said 'this is everyone who's going to show up', that's
exactly what I meant."
Darkwing quacks, "All right, I guess MacBadger's on."
MacBadger grins.
Si cheers her favorite FDC badger!
Darkwing quacks, "Page your questions to me and I'll ask them in the order I
hear them."
AbisMal cheers the ONLY FDC badger. :)
MacBadger grins at AbisMal.
Si laughs and thinks her way shouded better! :)
Sassy smiles.
Si grrs at no spoof.  'Sounded."
Saved.
Darkwing quacks, "Okay.  First, Si asks when you're going to Ohio again."
Si exclaims, "Or: When you'll have the three of us over again! ...kinda!"
MacBadger has disconnected.
MacBadger hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling him home...
MacBadger has left.
Si laughs
Si thinks it's catching
Darkwing quacks, "Here we go again."
Si will answer!
Si stands MacB's body up.
Darkwing quacks, "All right, fallback plan:  We'll finish Si/Toby's respective
questionings whenever MB isn't around."
Si places a hand on his jaw, moving it as she speaks...
Si ohs and lets go of the badger.  He hits the floor with a thump
Sassy grins.
Duck has arrived.
A deliveryperson pulls up, drops a package in your lap, and speeds off. You
excitedly rip it open and find that someone has sent you...DUCK!
Si rolls him face down and sits on him.  "Shoot! Ask me anything!"
Duck waves!
Si waves to Duck!
Darkwing quacks, "If you insist."
Darkwing aims at Si and fires!  A thick cloud of Super Sleep Sand envelops her,
making her awfully drowsy...
Darkwing quacks, "How do you feel?"
Si smirks at Darkwing.  She waves her hand and a group of cats holding sacks
trot in. As a group they reach into their bags and pull out pawfuls of dirty
kitty litter and throw it at Darkwing!
Si says, "Much better now."
Sassy giggles!
Darkwing deflects the kitty litter with his cape.
Si gives Sassy Cat-Duck the secret smile of CRnDD.
Darkwing quacks, "Er, isn't kitty litter what you'd be carried on if you were
royalty?"
Darkwing quacks, "Or cat litter, in your case."
Si ha-has.  "Come on! Give me a real question! How many chances do you have to
ask me stuff?"
Sassy Cat-Duck gives Si the secret smile of the CRnDD.
Darkwing quacks, "Me, personally?  Plenty."
Zummi has arrived.
Si re-phrases that.  "How many chances do you have to get an _answer_ from me?"
Si waves to the bear
Darkwing pleads the Fifth.  Repeatedly.
Zummi says, "Hullo""
Duck waves to Zummi.
AbisMal says, "Heya, Zummers."
Zummi waves
Si tries not to yawn.   
Si . o O ( MacBadger! Where are you? )
Duck sings along with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.
AbisMal double=MUCKs as he waits...
Sassy triple mucks while she waits...  (do I hear 4?)
Morgana has arrived.
Morgana McCawbre suddenly materializes before you, accompanied by her pet bats,
Eek and Squeek, and Archie the Spider.
Toby waves to Morgana
Duck welcomes Morg as he sings a song from 'Grease"
Si lays down on MacB and naps as she waits
Morgana waves at everyone.
AbisMal the Stone-Hearted goes for his sword...but, instead, bows, cautiously
but respectfully, to Lady Morgana.
Si waves one hand at Morg
Morgana listens to see if duck is singing Beauty School Dropout...
Darkwing quacks, "No questions?"
Darkwing notes that Si and Toby are our fill-in guests for MacBadger, who in
turn was a fill-in guest for Sebastian.  :)
Morgana asks, "What's been asked so far? :)"
Duck says, "Not yet, org. :)"
Duck says, "Morg, that is."
Sassy hugs Morgana
Si says, "Not a think.  :P  Makes it easy for me"
Si k/g
Morgana says, "Ok, Madam President... um..."
Morgana can't think of anything.
Si sits up on MacB, listening
Si laughs
Si never knew she was so boring! ;)
Morgana asks, "Si, what's your favorite Stephen King novel? :)"
Morgana grins.
Si grins.  "The Stand."
Si says, "Without question"
Morgana says, "Good choice."
Morgana says, "Mine, too."
Darkwing quacks, "Sexual liaison attributed to President and ambassador.  Film
at 11."
Si cocks her head, "Oh! Going on the boat at the meet, Morg?"
AbisMal asks, "How does it feel to break the heart and make an enemy of a
Knight of the MerTable?"
Zummi Yawns!
Darkwing should watch The Stand again - slept through roughly the last half
(not because it was boring)
Si grins a Abis.  "There's only one thing left to do...
Morgana hopeshopeshopes, Si... I told Rolly I wanted to.
Si exclaims, "...I'm going to DisneyWorld!"
Morgana grins.
Duck thinks he's going to the beach about the tim y'all are in WDW.
Si nods at Morg and is going, too!
Morgana asks, "32 days?"
Si grins and nods!
AbisMal MIGHT be going...but his budget would only permit the NON-party...
Si exclaims, "You should, DW.  It was wonderful!"
Morgana nods at Abis.
Si smiles at Morg, "Flagg?"
Morgana says, "Since I'm not paying for two people to go, I have a bit more
than I was planning to have..."
Duck grins at Morg.
Si smiles, too
Morgana says, "Flagg is such an awesome villian.  That's why I like Eyes of the
Dragon, too."
OtisWren has arrived.
A fishing line with a hook wizzes by your head and catches on the wall.  You
hear the sound of someone winding a fishing reel when......
Si nods! "True! (Though I didn't like Eyes much)
Toby waves to Otis
Si exclaims, "Bumpity, Bumpity, Bump!"
Morgana waves at Otis.
Si smiles a hello
Duck asks, "Toby,  what's the weather like in SF aound this time of year?"
Zummi ummms, and is completley left outta this conversation cos the only king
books he liked was the dark tower series
Toby barks, "Just getting into an Indian Summer.  Most of the time, you have to
go to the East Bay to get a warm day."
Morgana grins at Zummi.  DT was good too, and also had Flagg in it.
Si nods, "Tower was great, too.  Next one is coming out soon!
OtisWren waves to everyone and flashes his wry smile.
Zummi nodsnods, "Been waiting 2 years for the next book and its due out next
year?
MacBadger has arrived.
A golf ball suddenly comes flying at your head followed by MacBadger.
Morgana doesn't remember when it's due...
Morgana asks, "Wizards and Glass, is it?"
Duck says, "Hiya, MacB. :)"
Si sings, "Here he comes to save the day!"
Darkwing quacks, "Welcome back, MB."
MacBadger SORRIES!!!!! Forgot to disable call waiting!
Darkwing quacks, "Once again, when are you going to Ohio again?"
Si nods to Morg
MacBadger exclaims, "To answer your question-I live here...and go to school
here...so I'd say !!!"
MacBadger exclaims, "NOW!"
Si says, "And/or get together with us again"
MacBadger says, "Whenever I can."
AbisMal says, "I do see me going back to Ohio in the froseeable future..."
Si smiles and nods
AbisMal says, "DON'T see, that is."
MacBadger says, "When Band or school doesn't interfere."
Darkwing nods.
Si smiles, "It'll be fun."
MacBadger grins.
Darkwing quacks, "Next, Abis asks why you picked MacBadger as a character."
MacBadger says, "That's a good one...I decided to go with someone that was
really obscure, and since I am of Scottish blood...plus my previous NN had been
taken."
AbisMal says, "Which was..."
MacBadger says, "DarkwingZazu"
Morgana has connected.
Duck cheers for Scottish toons!
AbisMal rolls his eyes.
Si smiles
Duck also cheers for Scottish players behind those toons. :)
MacBadger cheers with Duck.
Morgana growls at execpc.
Duck says, "Have a scone, MacB. :)"
MacBadger says, "Thank you."
Darkwing quacks, "An anonymous questioner wants to know what's up between you
and Katrina."
Morgana has disconnected.
OtisWren is just wild about the new WDW him posted!
Quiverwing enters from Main Street.
Quiverwing has arrived.
MacBadger says, "Welll...um....nothing right now...but be looking for stuff to
happen. =)"
Morgana apologizes if she ignored anyone... my screen just froze up
completely...
Si smiles.  :)
Toby nods to QW
Quiverwing hugs!
Lady Morgana hugs Quiverwing with all her might... Quiverwing is turning blue
now!
Morgana says, "Hiya, Quiv."
Si grins, "Come on, MacB, The Real story!"
Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "Hi Morgue!"
MacBadger exclaims, "She's just my secretary...nothing more (for now!)"
Si waves to QW
Si mmm-hmms.  ;)
Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "Heya, Toby, Si!"
Duck wonders what badgers need a secretary for.
Quiverwing Quack says, "Well, my player sez he's never seen a Badger who could
write...."
MacBadger says, "Golf Tee-off times....dictation of letters....etc."
AbisMal sings, "o/~ (Rod Stewart) A big-bosomed lady with a Dutch accent who
tried to change my point-of-view... :) o/~"
MacBadger gives AbisMal one-of-those-looks.
Darkwing quacks, "Abis, you sound *just* like a radio at times."
Darkwing quacks, "Anyone else with a question for MacBadger?"
AbisMal whistles innocently...
Si laughs and has a question...
Darkwing quacks, "Go ahead, Si, it's not like you'll be interrupted.  :)"
Darkwing notes that Light the Night is supposed to start in a few minutes, so
this show will be winding up shortly.
MacBadger awwws!
Si slides over to MacB.  "You want to be allies, right? How many dots will you
give me?"
Si grins
MacBadger ROTFL!!!!!
Si LOL
Si exclaims, "Come on! We can all gang up on Matt!"
Duck grooves with the music and hand jives.
MacBadger exclaims, "Ummm..after that last comment...and YOU know which one.
ZERO!"
Si laughs! "Aw...
Darkwing quacks, "Dots?"
MacBadger grins.
Si grins
AbisMal LOLs!
AbisMal yells, "Hey, wait a sec!  You STILL owe me a date, Si! :)"
MacBadger exclaims, "Sorry....sort of a 'in' thing!"
Si grins, "When he gets here, let's pose pushing out dots together!"
Si laughs! "You said No!"
AbisMal says, "But I did do as you wanted. :)"
Si laughs and makes no comment
Andrina has arrived.
A young mermaid pokes her head in, hoping to catch some juicy gossip.
Lady Morgana hugs AndiFish with all her might... AndiFish is turning blue now!
Duck hugs the mermaid. :)
Si waves hi
AbisMal the Stone-Hearted bows deeply to the Princess, AndiFish.
Andrina waves and smiels all-around
Toby waves to Andrina
MacBadger asks, "Any question about my personal life? Etc.?"
Darkwing hands Abis a sweet dark-colored fruit.  (No, *not* Little Richard)
Duck rotfl at Darkwing.
Morgana chokes.
AbisMal tossed the date down DW's throat.
Andrina snickers
Darkwing shrugs.  Better dates than peaches.  Or is that vice versa?
Duck says, "Morg, "Beauty School Dropout" (musical version) is on now."
Morgana grins.
AbisMal asks, "How are you, Princess?"
AbisMal asks, "MacB, you involved with anyone OOCly?"
Duck says, "This is, appropriately, the version with the Little Richard-esque
teen angel."
MacBadger says, "That I am not. "
Morgana sings, "o/~ Turn in your teasing comb, and go back to high school...
o/~"  :)
Si cocks her head, "You didn't know about us, Abis?"
Si exclaims, "Joking!"
Morgana giggles.
AbisMal says, "Oy..."
Si exclaims, "Here comes Max!"
MacBadger grins.
Morgana exclaims, "Run for the hills!"
Si cocks her head, "Ready?"
Max has arrived.
Max arrives in an unusual outfit.
AbisMal the Stone-Hearted goes to his sword for a salute...but decides to leave
the sword alone and HUGS his Brother Knight TIGHT!
MacBadger has the Alien power to HEAL!
Si pushes her 6 purple dots with MacB's, against Max's
Max puts a cosmic zap on MacBadger
Duck a has! It was MacBadger who was behind Independence Day! Stop blowing up
cities, dude. :)
Si wabes to see your cards, Max!
Si wants
Max says, "Say Mother may I."
Darkwing quacks, "We all remember how to blow up the city destroyers, right?"
Si waves her Power-Card, "I didn't forget this time! Show them!"
Duck says, "Yup. Hire the Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
Andrina grabs her SuperSoaker and splooshes the nearest dry city.
Max says, "Yeah. You get a drunken sot to ram himself up their wazzoo."
Quiverwing has cards!  Quiverwing has cards!
Quiverwing pulls out her Ani-Mayhem cards!  Just got new ones today!
Morgana has cards, too. :)  What kind of cards do you want? :)
Duck shuffles his business cards.
Si has cards! TLK ones! Werewolf ones! :)
Max shows Si two warps, an edict, a 40, and two 12s.
AbisMal is lost...and decides to return to his office...
Duck baps Morgana's hand. "It's the Queen! Bartog!"
Andrina pulls out a playing card. Deuce of spades.
Morgana giggles at Ducky.
Lady Morgana curtsies to AbisMal the Stone-Hearted, controlling her temper and
her rage for the time being.  AbisMal the Stone-Hearted better watch out,
though... one of these days, when he least expects it...
AbisMal says, "I take it GtK is over, so..."
MacBadger exclaims, "We need to play Cosmic Encounters again....just a littl
bit BEFORE 2:00 am!"
Si hmms and gets more allies... "Maybe Matt will help me?"
AbisMal the Stone-Hearted draws his sword and salutes Max, Andrina, Quiverwing,
MacBadger, OtisWren, Morgana, Zummi, Duck, Si, Sassy, Darkwing, and Toby before
resheathing it.
Darkwing quacks, "Maybe, Abis."
Max grins at MacBadger.
Zummi waves to AbisMal
Si exclaims, "No! No! After 2am! That's what made it so much fun!"
MacBadger exclaims, "Just so the drive home is more fun!"
Max asks, "You gonna spread rumors again, Si?"
Toby waves bye
Si smiles, "So you stay over!"
Si laughs, "Me??"
MacBadger asks, "Hmmmm...like the 'truth'!?"
Si didn't say anything abotu MacB and Kat...
Toby opens the front door to Town Hall and steps out to Main Street.
Toby has left.
"Sorry, folks...gotta business to run, y'know."  AbisMal waves to all as he
leaves the room.
AbisMal has left.
Max asks, "Look, if Si thinks that Max lied, what in the *world* does she know
about truth?"
Andrina wonders what the heck eople are talking about.
Darkwing quacks, "Lots, Max.  She has to know what to avoid."
MacBadger hands Andrina her lost 'p'
Si laughs at Max, "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
Zummi is gonna log off, "BYE!!!"
Darkwing is going to keep the log going till the crowd dies off or Light the
Night starts, whichever is first.  Not sure how much will actually go into the
transcript.
Lady Morgana hugs Zummi with all her might... Zummi is turning blue now!
Zummi has left.
MacBadger asks, "Anymore Questions for me?"
Morgana waves and goes to idle for a minute...
Si has one....
MacBadger will pretty much answer anything
Si smirks...
Morgana has left.
Si cocks her head, "Anythign?"
Duck says, "Uh oh. :)"
Si cocks her head, "Anything at all?"
MacBadger says, "ALMOST anything"
Darkwing remembers Robin Williams' idea about the Presidency getting tougher -
"The only two candidates would be Jack Nicholson and Clint Eastwood.  Jack
would only have to ask one question - 'How can you be President when you
haven't opened your g*****n eyes in twenty years?'"
Andrina hmmmms...
Darkwing quacks, "Go ahead, folks, ask away.  :)"
Si laughs.  "Nah, it's a simple one... Think you'll make it out if band alive
and in one piece?"
MacBadger laughs and looks at his finger. "I sure hope so!"
Si smiles
Quiverwing Quack is suddenly surrounded by a cloud of green smoke, and when it
clears, she's gone!  How's she do that?
Quiverwing has left.
Andrina coughs from all the exit smoke
FDC Official Duck (All of Them) grins at AndiFish. He adds a hair dryer
attachment to the Machine Supersoaker, made especially for moments like this.
FDC Official Duck (All of Them) aims at AndiFish and dries her completely in
mere seconds.
Si hmms.  "Maybe we shouldn't have ganged up on him... he's late..."
Duck clears away the smoke.
Andrina laughs
MacBadger grins at Si. "He did win."
Si laughs, "Only cause Abis wanted to go to bed!"
MacBadger exclaims, "No...because I wanted to go to bed!"
Si would have gotten him... ;)
Si grumbles, "But you all turned against me... ;)"
Si grins
MacBadger exclaims, "It was a game of deceit!"
Max says, "Light the Night will be slightly delayed."
Si laughs! "But... but..."
Si cocks her head, "Decayed?"
Si laughs.  "Good timing."
MacBadger says, "Here comes the guest of honor..."
Max asks, "Hey, Si! You wanna be healed?" Si shouts, "YES!" Max says,
"tough..."
MacBadger grins.
Si laughs!!
Si exclaims, "Max, "You want to be healed? Let me think about it....  NO!!""
MacBadger hands Si the butter cow.
MacBadger says, "Here...for the loser."
Si exclaims, "Gorilla! Gorilla!"
Maxie gives the Blessing of the Butter Cow to MacBadger. MacBadger receives all
the butter cookies he can eat, along with vanilla ice cream and grade A milk,
icy cold! YUM!!
Duck hears another cow say, "Parkay."
Andrina ROTFL
MacBadger exclaims, "think Gorilla....thinkg gorilla...gorilla gorrila!"
Darkwing quacks loudly, "All right, as Sparky is here, I hereby declare this
show over.  Getouttahere!  :)"