Si has arrived. You hear the whisper of bare feet against the floor, and the soft swish of her skirt against her legs as she enters. Darkwing fwaps Si with whatever isn't handy. Darkwing aims his Super Soaker 2112 at Si, pulls the trigger, and... a bunch of guys in white robes jump out of nowhere and sploosh her! Thoroughly bewildered, she looks up just in time to see them dashing off. Si waves hi Darkwing quacks, "You asked for it. :)" Si smirks at Darkwing. She waves her hand and a group of cats holding sacks trot in. As a group they reach into their bags and pull out pawfuls of dirty kitty litter and throw it at Darkwing! Si cocks her head, "Feel better now?" Toby nods at Si Darkwing gets behind his cape and the kitty litter bounces right off. Darkwing points at Si. "Hey, Toby, it's a salt lick!" Si nods bacl to Toby. "Finally saw a picture of Toby." Toby enquires, "IC or OOC?" Si exclaims, "IC, the dog. He looks _exactly_ like MV drew him!"" Toby barks, "So, how is MV comming along with the scrap book." Si exclaims, "The art is great! Perfect." Si hasn't seen the text yet Si cocks her head, "Ready to start?" Darkwing quacks, "In a couple minutes." Si nods and goes to feed her cat. BRB Toby acks Si cocks her head, "Ack?" Thpth! Toby barks, "listening to national news. Mother starved them until they weighed 14 and 18 lbs. were found in their own waste by their grandparents :(" Darkwing quacks, "Oh, charming." Darkwing rolls his eyes. Si is back Si shouts, "Getting To Know featuring... (hmm) Me is about to start! Jump DW to ask me strange and embarassing questions!" DukeIgthorn has arrived. With the light clink of armor and the tap of a sheath against his thigh, The Duke of Drekmore steps quietly in and stands silently... Morgana has arrived. Morgana arrives, dressed in her medieval best and flanked by Eek and Squeek. Eek has a teal bow on her head, and Squeek is wearing a bow-tie. Very very odd. Sassy has arrived. Sassy checks for drooly dogs as she enters the room. Si waves to Sassy and Morgana! Morgana yawns and stretches, then mutters a few magic words under breath. Suddenly, she appears before you in full avian form, muttering something about her aching back. Toby barks, "Hello Sassy, Morgana" Sassy waves to everyone! Si gives Sassy Cat-Duck the secret smile of CRnDD. Sassy Cat-Duck gives Si the secret smile of the CRnDD. Morgana says, "Hello, all. :)" DukeIgthorn waves. Toby nods to Duke Quiverwing has arrived. With a *puff*, a cloud of green smoke appears, and a voice says, "I am the arrow that strikes at the bulls-eye of Crime!" A feminine form emerges from the smoke, and you behold Quiverwing Quack! Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "Greetings, good citizens!" Si waves hello to QW Toby barks, "Lo QW" Morgana says, "Hello, Ms. Quack." Esmeralda scampers into the Cafe from Esmeralda's Tent, must have been "escorted out" by Djali. Esmeralda has arrived. Si smiles and waves hello Toby barks, "Hello Esmeralda" Darkwing quacks, "As stated, this is Get to Know, featuring... *that* this week." Eddie has arrived. Eddie Valiant jumps in with Acme Toon springs on his feet and a rabbit in his pocket. Get down! Get down! Get... Oh, hello there. Esmeralda nods avnd waves to Everyone. Morgana grins. Toby nods to Eddie Si says, "Hi, Eddie" Eddie says, "Hi." Darkwing quacks loudly, "President of the MUCK, CIO of the BGC, and great at parties!" Morgana cheers for Si. Darkwing quacks, "Page questions to me and I'll ask them in the order received." Sassy cheers for her sister! Si says, "Darn, lightening... If I have to log off, sorry." DukeIgthorn thinks in that case, we'll ened to question the VP, and he can make up answers. Darkwing quacks, "Quiverwing gets right to the root of it: Why did you join the BGC?" Jack has arrived. A portal opens up and Jack slides into the room. Si laughs, "Because bag guys have all the fun!" Esmeralda takes a seat next to Eddie. Quiverwing laughs. Si smirks, "AND we come out on top..." Quiverwing Quack says, "Oh, please." Eddie smiles at Esmeralda and hugs. Darkwing quacks, "I don't think she wanted to know about your *personal* life." Darkwing quacks, "Who's next with a question?" Quiverwing ? Si fwaps DW Esmeralda grins. Morgana grins. Eddie will brb. Sassy giggles. DukeIgthorn girns. Morgana shushes Quiverwing... it's part of the Adult Conspiracy, you wouldn't know anything about it yet. Si smiles Quiverwing suddenly realizes what Darkwing meant, and turns a bright enough shade of red that her face matches her belt. Si says, "Storm is getting closer, if I have to run I'll be back ASAP. I'll stay till it gets really bad" Darkwing quacks, "And don't you *dare* ask the centaurs, QW." Si grins Morgana grins. Jack whispers, "do i just ask aloud?" DukeIgthorn hopes Si leaves, he wants to hear DW make up her answers. ;) Morgana grins. Quiverwing turns a brighter shade of red, if it's possible, and tries to sink back into the shadows. Si eyes you two Morgana says, "Si was the one doing that last time. :)" Si grins Si smiles innocently, "Me?" Darkwing quacks, "An unnamed party wants to know why you've been spending so much time with Megavolt lately. Does this mean you're really an alien invader in disguise?" Morgana laughs. Si says, "Sorry, I should go. Too close" Si has disconnected. Morgana thinks that question ran her off. :) Darkwing quacks, "Oh dear." Esmeralda thinks the alines must have cut her off. DukeIgthorn will make up the answer for Si. Darkwing quacks, "All right, let's get... flexible. Assuming Light the Night goes on as scheduled, we can finish Si's guest spot later..." Darkwing quacks, "In the meantime, would anyone here who hasn't been on the show before like to be an impromptu guest?" Quiverwing would. Jack says, "i dont think anyone would be interested in me.. so.. not me. :)" Darkwing quacks, "Anyone else?" Toby raises his hand paw Jack gives toby a flea circus. Quiverwing raises her wing higher, shaking it. Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "oh! oh! Me! Oh!" Eddie is back. Morgana laughs at QW. Darkwing will give it a bit longer. If no one else volunteers, I'll flip a coin. Toby barks, "Why, thank you Jack, and I didn't get you anything." Quiverwing throws a chair at Darkwing. Morgana asks, "You're already sceduled, aren't you, QW?" Darkwing grabs the chair and sits down on it. Quiverwing Quack asks, "I am?" Darkwing quacks, "For October 22, tentatively..." Jack hands Darkwing the bandage for the nose... Quiverwing Quack says, "Oh.......funky." Jack chats with the waiter while deciding what to order. Morgana will answer questions if anyone has them... we can have a gigantic game of Truth or Dare on FDCMuck. :) DukeIgthorn exclaims, "WOo hoo!!" in character... Quiverwing Quack asks, "T|D? On FDC?" Jack gets the milkshake, with the straw slowly sinking into the thick liquid, good thing there's a spoon too. Quiverwing Quack says, "This could get interesting....." Jack spies Elliot in a corner. Darkwing quacks, "Morg, you're *really* getting dangerous." Morgana curtsies. :) Darkwing hmms. "I'm inclined to put Toby on the spot, and keep QW scheduled for the 22nd next month. That okay with everyone?" Jack idles... putting on TMGB.. DukeIgthorn nods. "Shore." Esmeralda nods. Sassy nods. What's TMGB? Morgana pouts. TMBG = They Might Be Giants, probably. Ah, thank you. nod They Might Be Gnats Jack unidles. Sassy giggles. Quiverwing slides Gruffi's AGM CD in. Darkwing quacks, "All right, in case you haven't followed everything:" Darkwing quacks, "Our scheduled guest this week, Si, had to leave because of storms in her typist's area." Darkwing quacks, "Until she can return, Toby will be filling in." Darkwing quacks, "Once again, page me your questions and I'll ask them out loud in the order I received them." Esmeralda wonders if we can have Toby answer questions about Si. DukeIgthorn laughs! Darkwing quacks, "You can always ask such questions, Esmeralda. :)" Morgana giggles. That sounds good, Esme. :) Darkwing quacks, "Just like I can't answer questions *for* Si, but I can put my own spin on them when I *ask* them. :)" Toby barks, "Esmeralda, I am not a good role player." Darkwing quacks, "Okay, I'll start with the obvious question: Why'd you pick Toby as a character?" Si has connected. Darkwing quacks, "Er, well, so much for *that* idea. :)" DukeIgthorn says, "Aww, I was SO looking to Toby telling us just what's under Si's fur.." Toby barks, "Three months before I was FDC or on the muck, I started participating in the weekly IRC thing. I was the only one w/out a char name, and picked Toby (can't remember why that name occured to me)" Darkwing fwaps Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of URL with whatever isn't handy. Si watches the window, "Don't know if it's passed or not..." Darkwing nods at Toby. DukeIgthorn's armor clangs at Darkwing's brutal attack. Toby sits down. Si cocks her head, "Under my ur...?" Darkwing quacks, "Okay, considering circumstances, you can ask questions for either Si or Toby; I'll keep a list of whichever ones haven't been asked yet." Si tosses a f in there Morgana thinks Si skipped out on a question earlier. :) Darkwing quacks, "So... an unnamed party wants to know why you've been spending lots of time with Megavolt lately. Are you really an alien in disguise?" Si has disconnected. DukeIgthorn LOLs. Darkwing quacks, "Yeah, that question *does* make her go away. :)" Morgana laughs. She *really* doesn't like that question. Darkwing quacks, "Anyone with a question for either her or Toby?" Esmeralda says, "maybe the third time if the charm." Darkwing quacks, "Maybe." Esmeralda notes is the charm. Quiverwing Quack says, "Ah, but Esmeralda, that's only IF it works..." DukeIgthorn looks at Toby's Castle Anthrax. Jack looks at Toby's Castle Anthrax. Esmeralda smiles an think s of a question for Toby. Darkwing quacks, "Anyone?" Bueller? Bueller... Quiverwing fires a message arrow to you that reads, "How long have you been helping The Great Mouse Detective?" Si has connected. adk her again! err ask.. :) Ask her again, too! Toby laughs Si loves her server. No, reallyy, she does... :P Darkwing quacks, "How long have you been helping Basil? asks Quiverwing." Darkwing quacks, "That's to Toby, of course." Morgana didn't know Si was helping Basil... Morgana grins. Si says, "I know Basil from elseMU**. POnly ICly met him two days ago (and I'm not helping him)" Toby barks, "Just a few months. Toby is obviously a pup (and not a well disciplined one at that)" Darkwing quacks, "Fair enough." DukeIgthorn thinks Si was helping herself to Basil. Si tried to eat him. :) Darkwing quacks, "All right, for the THIRD time: Si, why have you been spending so much time with Megavolt lately?" *burp* Si nods to Duke Esmeralda whoas. Eddie pulls Esmeralda's chair closer. Morgana grins. Si smiles, "Weith Megavolt? Well, he's great at fixing things... he's funny... he IS a bad guy..." Si grins Darkwing quacks, "No argument so far." Si laughs. "ICly we're friendly." Darkwing quacks, "Are you an alien in disguise?" Si says, "Yes." Deport her! Si pulls of her mask and out pops... Ingrid. "See?" Morgana laughs. Sassy giggles. DukeIgthorn laughs. Eddie takes a drink of Wild Turkey. Jack 's Uncle Duke plush takes another shot of Wild Turkey. Esmeralda jumps back. "Oh my goodness." Darkwing quacks, "Right. Jack asks you whether you have any reaction to rumored impeachment proceedings." Esmeralda flags the garcon down for some water. Si grrs at the storm. "Shouldn't have traded weeks..." Si says, "Well, I like peaches... but not as much as apples and pears..."" Goin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches... Darkwing quacks, "No, *im*peachment. As in people trying to get you fired from the Presidency." Jack thwaps the spoofer. Appropriate band. DukeIgthorn's armor clangs at Jack's brutal attack. Si hmms? 'I'm peach? No, I'm a cat... eh, woman..." Si says, "Sorry." Si has disconnected. DukeIgthorn is ROFLing at Si.. Eddie grins at the whipped cream on the cocoa as it is placed on the table. Eddie gets goose bumps as the Blue Fairy turns to wink at the cafe patron. Jack has the frappe delivered with a straw. Esmeralda check Eddie's cocoa for other liquids. Jack spies Elliot in a corner. Eddie smiles at Esmeralda. :) Darkwing quacks, "Anyone with a question for either of our guests?" Jack's Uncle Duke plush sprays something on Jack, who starts seeing ducks wearing mouse ears. Darkwing quacks, "Or shall we just play T|D till the feline gets back?" Jack passes out DukeIgthorn yays for DW. Morgana laughs. Darkwing quacks, "Toby, Esmeralda wants you to demonstrate that stair thing you do with your ears." Toby looks for Olivia... Toby lies down and places his chin on the floor. We are the Knights that go LAG. Darkwing amputates the spoofer's lag. Toby straightens out his ears Toby makes stairs out of his ears. Esmeralda watches closely...cool. Darkwing applauds. "Bravo! Now you get to ask someone else a question, I think..." Esmeralda claps. uh-oh Toby thinks DukeIgthorn thinks about stepping on Toby's ears.. Jack hands Toby a can opener. Toby throws his ears over his shoulder like a continental soldier, fwapping Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of URL in the process! DukeIgthorn's armor clangs at Toby's brutal attack. Toby barks, "I don't have a question at this time." Jack has disconnected. Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "You have to think of a question for someone, that's the rules!" Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "If they don't answer the question, you get to dare them!" Jack has connected. Toby enquires, "oh, we started T|D?" Quiverwing Quack says, "So ask embarassing questions." Quiverwing nods. Jack thwaps his server. Quiverwing Quack says, "apparantly." Darkwing notes the Standard Rule of T|D: Your dare may *not* be anything along the lines of 'I dare you to answer the question I just asked'. Quiverwing nods. "thank you, DW." Morgana smiles. Toby enquires, "QW, what devious act have you most recently hidden from your father?" Morgana giggles. Quiverwing's mouth opens and closes wordlessly. Duck has arrived. A deliveryperson pulls up, drops a package in your lap, and speeds off. You excitedly rip it open and find that someone has sent you...DUCK! Quiverwing Quack says, "I plead the 5th...." Toby hmms Darkwing quacks, "Dare her to do something, Toby." Eddie says, "I drink the 5th." Quiverwing groans. Darkwing quacks, "Yes, we know, Eddie..." DukeIgthorn ehs?! Morgana grins. Toby barks, "QW, I dare you to track down the original Rolly 8-ball and bring it here." Quiverwing Quack says, "And you can't dare me to give away my secret identity." Eddie hiccups, "But it doesn't affect (hic) me in (hic) the (hic) least!" Quiverwing Quack is suddenly surrounded by a cloud of green smoke, and when it clears, she's gone! How's she do that? Quiverwing has left. > look Cafe of Miracles(#14747RLJM) Welcome to the Cafe of Miracles...when you wish upon a star you may very well end up here. The King of Eygpt is your Maitre D' and the Argotiers are your waiters. Sit, back relax and dream a little, when you're ready to have a drink or something to eat, 'snap' your fingers for a waiter. Other places: [M]ain Street, [A]cross the Way ... Contents: garcon, chairs, sidewalk, tables Players: Duck, Jack, Eddie, Esmeralda, Sassy, Morgana, DukeIgthorn, Si, Toby Quiverwing has arrived. With a *puff*, a cloud of green smoke appears, and a voice says, "I am the arrow that strikes at the bulls-eye of Crime!" A feminine form emerges from the smoke, and you behold Quiverwing Quack! Quiverwing drops Rolly's Psychic Eight-Ball. Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "Tada!" DukeIgthorn laughs. Morgana claps politely for Quiverwing. Jack asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "are you the real one?" Jack sees the answer to his question is *AS I SEE IT, NO* Quiverwing bows to the crowd. "Thank you! Thank you...erp!" Morgana laughs! Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "It's broken!" DukeIgthorn asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "Was Jack's question correctly phrased?" Darkwing quacks, "The Eight Ball can't *see*." Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of URL sees the Eight-Ball look very puzzled and say *WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING?* Darkwing quacks, "Nor is it a *one*. It's an *eight*. Geez." Darkwing asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "Are you Rolly's Eight-Ball?" Darkwing sees the answer to his question is *IT COULD GO EITHER WAY, DEPENDING ON YOUR ATTITUDE* Darkwing sighs. Okay, rephrasing: Quiverwing Quack asks, "Are you the original Eight-Ball, created by Rolly?" Darkwing asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "Are you Sid's Eight-Ball?" Darkwing sees the answer to his question is *ASK A WIZ (IF YOU CAN FIND ONE, THAT IS!)* DukeIgthorn asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "Just answer the question, yes or no!" Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of URL sees the answer to his question is *BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW!* Quiverwing asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "are you the original eight-ball, created by rolly?" Quiverwing sees the answer to her question is *OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD* Toby barks, "it sounds like Sid's 8-ball" Jack asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "you only answer me right?" Jack sees the answer to his question is *YES, DEFINITELY* DukeIgthorn laughs. Darkwing quacks, "Uh oh." Eddie says, "Well, I'm going home." Eddie does all the hughug stuff with Quiverwing, Duck, Jack, Esmeralda, Sassy, Morgana, DukeIgthorn, Darkwing, and Toby. Toons! Jack's Uncle Duke Plush puts a Dunce Cap on Eddie. DukeIgthorn exclaims, "BaiBai, Eddie! ^_^" Eddie puts on a pair of Acme Toon springs, waves to all the toons and jumps home. Eddie has left. Quiverwing asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "What exactly is your problem?" Quiverwing sees the answer to her question is *I'M SORRY, I CAN'T ANSWER THAT* Quiverwing Quack says, "This thing has an attitude problem." I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that. Jack asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "can we get on with the game" Jack sees the answer to his question is *DON"T COUNT ON IT* Darkwing asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "Will Megavolt be here in time for his show?" Darkwing sees the answer to his question is *IT IS DECIDEDLY SO* Jack asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "is darkwing a social devient?" Jack sees the answer to his question is *ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, YES* Morgana asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "WMay we assume that you are the original * ball created for our enjoyment by hungrypuppy?" What do you expect of a guy who dresses up in a cape and a mask and a silly hat? Lady Morgana sees the answer to her question is *MY SOURCES SAY YES* Morgana curtsies. Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "Thank you, Morgue!" Darkwing asks the PSYCHIC 8-BALL, "Do you belong to Rolly?" Darkwing sees the answer to his question is *YES, WITHOUT A DOUBT* Quiverwing Quack says, "Well, I coulda told you taht." Quiverwing Quack says, "just ex eight-ball" DukeIgthorn inquires, "Does anyone here speak french?" Darkwing quacks, "Okay, QW, you can put it back now..." Duck is shunned by the garcon, as he goes to the kitchen to spread viscious rumors. Esmeralda nods. DukeIgthorn inquires, "French?" Quiverwing puts it in her toon pocket. Jack says, "esmeralda.. zap teh 8-ball :)" DukeIgthorn inquires, "Does anyone know what the heck 'reveille reveille! ou tu vas mourir!' means??" Esmeralda says, "Wake up wake up or you're going to die." Morgana says, "Attention, attention, you are going to die." ( is it quiverwing's turn to ask a ? ) Morgana grins. I was close. :) DukeIgthorn rolls his eyes. "Lamerz." Darkwing quacks, "Something like one of thse." I think so, spoofer #1. Quiverwing ponders.... Darkwing still has three questions queued up for Si, if she gets back... Esmeralda wonders if you mean merd. Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "Dad! Tell everyone about your latest lost battle!" Esmeralda excuses herself... Esmeralda gathers her skirts and with a gentle clink of her finger cimbals and a twirl of her dark hair she departs. Esmeralda has left. Darkwing quacks, "Well, that was *some* years ago... let me see if I can remember..." Morgana breaks out into a giggling fit. Remember, Dad, TRUTH! Darkwing quacks loudly, "Ahh yes, it was with the kitchen sink. As I recall, that was one of the few times your usual solution of 'Blow it up!' worked." Quiverwing Quack says, "Funny, I remember sending you running just the other night...." Quiverwing Quack says, "Well, you didn't tell the truth..." Quiverwing Quack says, "So I get to dare you." Quiverwing blinks at Darkwing's page. "When I shot you with a sleep dart...you went running away before you fell asleep." Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "And I DARE you to stay wet for the next 2 hours!" Morgana laughs. Lady Morgana shoots Darkwing with the Super Cocoa Fresher Lipstick Expert Alloy Donut. He is now covered with whatever it is that the thing shoots-- Lady Morgana hasn't figured it out yet. Duck icks. That leaves a big stain. DukeIgthorn covers his eyes. Darkwing quacks, "Ooh, coconut cream..." Morgana thinks it needs to be cleaned off, Duck... DukeIgthorn says, "Oh, I can't bear to watch.." Quiverwing bounces a water balloon in her hand, then tosses it at her dad. SPLOOSH! Duck will try, Morg...Let me put some Clorox into this 'soaker.... README: Mallard 1/2 omsg FDC Official Duck (All of Them) SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHESSSS Darkwing, flooding the room and half of FDCMuck! That'll teach Darkwing to mess with a DUCK! Darkwing groans. "You'll be sorry for this..." Morgana grins. Sassy giggles. Quiverwing Quack says, "2 hours, mom." Jack asks, "Can someone please tell me how to set a nickname? :)" Quiverwing grins at Darkwing. Darkwing rolls her eyes. DukeIgthorn says, "@set me=%N:" Toby barks, "@ set me=%n:nick" tell him, before he goes postal... Quiverwing Quack says, "@set me = %N:" Duck did not shoot out of malice. It was a request from a lady. :) Darkwing screams, "And this is another request from a lady: GET OUT!" Morgana curtsies to Duck. :) Duck grins at Darkwing. If you're a lady, I'd hate to see the gentleman. Morgana grins at Duck. "You beat me to it." :) Sassy grins. Quiverwing Quack asks, "Oh? You starting to see some advantages to being female, Darkwing?" Quiverwing _LOVES_ teasing DW. > look Cafe of Miracles(#14747RLJM) Welcome to the Cafe of Miracles...when you wish upon a star you may very well end up here. The King of Eygpt is your Maitre D' and the Argotiers are your waiters. Sit, back relax and dream a little, when you're ready to have a drink or something to eat, 'snap' your fingers for a waiter. Other places: [M]ain Street, [A]cross the Way ... Contents: garcon, chairs, sidewalk, tables Players: Quiverwing, Duck, Jack, Sassy, Morgana, DukeIgthorn, Si, Toby Darkwing 1/2 grumbles quietly. Dw: ask the next bloody question.. :) Darkwing quacks, "Jack, how many years has your head been empty?" Morgana tries *really* hard to stop laughing. Jack says, "it was emptied when i joined the BGC a year ago... so.. about a year.." Darkwing quacks, "Everyone who believes him, say aye." DukeIgthorn says, "Uhm." Quiverwing Quack says, "I thought skeletons didn't have brains......Nay...." Morgana thinks it was empty a *loooooong* time before then... Jack Skellington's Uncle Duke Plush puts a Dunce Cap on Quiverwing, Duck, Sassy, Morgana, DukeIgthorn, Darkwing, and Toby. Duck says, "I don't think it was ever full." Quiverwing Quack says, "Ah, but not full isn't the same as empty. Otherwise Dad...er...mom would have an empty head." Darkwing 1/2 glares at QW. "You're in *enough* trouble." Duck sighs at Quiverwing. I told you to stop playing around with the Daisy-Morphing Extract. Poor Darkwing. Morgana grins. It wasn't QW's doing, actually... Duck says, "Morg! You shoulda stuck with pudding and yaks. :)" Jack asks, "duck: why the fowl temper?? " Quiverwing looks at DW with a perfectly innocent look on her face, perfected over many years. "What did I do, Mom?" Quiverwing Quack says, "No, Duck." Morgana says, "It was Dw's stupidity and male chauvinistic attitude. :)" Quiverwing Quack says, "Dad went off to some big shot male chauvanistic macho quack foo final test." Quiverwing Quack says, "He failed, and fell into the pool of water." Morgana says, "And the fool fell into an enchanted pond." DukeIgthorn inquires, "Jouysenko water?" Duck says, "Ah.... Or a pool of pudding if it was Morg's doing." Darkwing 1/2 nods at Duke of URL. Morgana nods at DukeIgthorn. Quiverwing Quack says, "No, not Jusenkyo....but I think it's nearby Jusenkyo..." Quiverwing Quack says, "It's only wet/dry, not cold water/hot water." Quiverwing Quack says, "And there was only the one pool." Quiverwing Quack says, "it's from the fanfic Mallard1/2." Quiverwing Quack says, "By Kim McFarland." Duck says, "He's sorta like those little toys that change color in water. Hey, we could market this!" Morgana grins. Darkwing quacks, "Duck, you're *really* sick." Quiverwing Quack exclaims, "I dunno...I think It's a good idea! I'll be your agent!" Duck laughs a ducky laugh. :) Quiverwing Quack says, "I gotta log off....BBL...." Quiverwing hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling her home... Quiverwing has left. Duck listens to a song that was featured at the Tink/MC wedding. Darkwing quacks, "Which song would that be?" Morgana listens to the soundtrack for Tenchi Muyo, the Movie. Duck asks, "'Beautiful in My Eyes.' I remember it well. I had to start the &*!?X tape for it." Morgana laughs at Duck. Si has connected. Morgana remembers that. :) Fleebo has arrived. You hear the Cat's theme from Peter and the Wolf. That can mean only one thing... Fleebo is playing her clarinet. Duck hugshugs the Fleeboest of Fleebos. Si sighs. Si still might have to run. Fleebo hugs everyone! DukeIgthorn says, "hiya, Fleebo. :)" Sassy Cat-Duck runs over to Fleebo to give her a great BIG kitty hug! Darkwing quacks, "Si, wanna answer the three questions we've got lined up?" Si says, "As long as I can stay, sure" Toby barks, "Heya Fleebo" Darkwing quacks, "Jack asks whether you have any response to the rumored proceedings to get you fired." Duck will brb. You hear odd music, and a conga line dances through the room. Duck jumps up, joins the end, and boogies right out the door! Duck has left. AbisMal has arrived. A chant like that at the start of "Hunchback" can be heard. A monk in a blue frock enters the room. He lifts his head...to reveal that it is AbisMal. He's joined the Mystic Monks. Max has arrived. Max arrives, riding his skateboard. He does a complicated maneuver and dismounts, doing a double backflip in the process. Si says, "I like BBQing, but the weather is getting too clod for that" Fleebo hugs AbisMal! AbisMal raises his hands in front of all of you and says, "Shade and sweet water be with you all, my friends!" Si notes: cold Fleebo hugs Max too! Darkwing quacks, "Allow me to rephrase *again*." DukeIgthorn says, "Hey, Max." Darkwing quacks, "Rumor has it that some people are trying to get you removed from your job as President." Darkwing quacks, "Do you have any response to that rumor?" Megavolt has arrived. Megavolt stumbles in, grumbling about life and change and what he's supposed to do now. He seems more confused than before, but not in a threatening way. Megavolt waves and sets himself to idle. Si grrs at her window. "I think that Jack needs a hobby." MacBadger has arrived. A golf ball suddenly comes flying at your head followed by MacBadger. MacBadger says, "Hi...." Si waves hello to all Toby barks, "Heya Mac" Fleebo caterwauls, "Hi, MacBadger!" Darkwing quacks, "Fair enough. Next, Eddie (Valiant) asks how you heard of FDC." Sassy Cat-Duck hugs MacBadger, and meows, "Hello!" MacBadger waves with his good hand. AbisMal peacefully says, "Greetings, MacBadger." Si says, "Somone who had been a friend told me about it. ...but he said I wouldn't like it because there was no RP. I didn't log on till a few weeks after that." Si is happy to note that there is now a lot of RP. :) Morgana grins. Max isn't sure that's such a good thing...right now. (o: MacBadger knows the effects of RP with Si..=) Si laughs at Max. :) Sassy giggles. DukeIgthorn inquires, "Heart attacl?" DukeIgthorn says, "Attack." Si pulls out the Electroshock Paddles of Doom and charges them. She gets a wild look in her eye as she watches Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of URL. Si bellows, "Clear!!" then rushes at him with the paddles held out in front of her. DukeIgthorn exclaims, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" DukeIgthorn's armor is not, unfortunately, insulated.. Si cocks her head, "Someone say heart attack?" Darkwing quacks, "Sorry you're wearing that armor now, hmm?" Si laughs Megavolt grumbles, "Isn't this how Mac lost his sight?" Darkwing quacks, "Esmeralda wants to know whether you'll be dressing up as an alien for Halloween." Max decides the total on the "addition" is too much, and runs off without paying. One of the Argots take off after to try and collect the amount. Max has left. Morgana laughs. Megavolt coughs! MacBadger exclaims, ""Aye!"" Si nods, "But I fixed him... No more little MacPuppies running around." DukeIgthorn has X's for eyes now, thanks, Si. Max decides to take a load off and joins you from Main Stret. Max has arrived. Si can fix you, too, Duke... MacBadger wouldn't recommend that... Megavolt waits for Si's answer... Fleebo erks! DukeIgthorn's armor DOES protect against that. ;) Si grins Duck has arrived. A deliveryperson pulls up, drops a package in your lap, and speeds off. You excitedly rip it open and find that someone has sent you...DUCK! Si ohs and missed Esm's question. "No, I don't think so... I have something else in mind..." Si grins VP_Imagineer has arrived. The Vice President of Imagineering has finally arrived! Start the party!!! Megavolt mutters, "...friggin extraterrestails....couldn't stay in WB studios..." Darkwing quacks, "I bet you do. Next, Max asks how you got a secret passage built from your office directly to Megavolt's." Duck drops FDCU ID Card. Megavolt coughs again! Fleebo hugs VP_Imagineer! Haven't seen you for months and months! Megavolt mutters, "So much for idling." Sir AbisMal the Stone-Hearted controls himself from drawing his sword and lunging at Si... if only because his Queen does not want him to. But Si had better thank Allah that she's spared for now because, one day, when she LEAST expects it... VP_Imagineer hugs Fleebo! Hiya! I've been busy Si raises an eyebrow, "Been snooping, Max? Good little knight." Si ignores Abis. Fleebo looks at Duck... what's that card for? DukeIgthorn says, "He's paying me off." DukeIgthorn hopes. ;) Si smiles, "No secret hallways from your office, huh Max? No one interested in visiting you...?" Megavolt smacks his hand against his forehead. "Oh well. I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I suppose." DukeIgthorn inquires, "Si, I thought YOU were interested in visiting him?" Duck says, "It's the Tempers Anon card...Uh, Secret BGC Member's Card...Um....It's a business card. :)" Si laughs, "So he thought, too." AbisMal peacefully says, "I think I'd like to join Tempers Anon, Duck..." Si glares at the RL weather, "I might have to run again." Duck grins at Abis. Darkwing quacks, "That's all right - let's bring the show to a close, hmm?" Megavolt grumbles, "Can we change the subject please?" Max notes that Si didn't answer the question. (o: