Quiverwing has arrived.
Gosalyn Mallard arrives, riding her skateboard.  She turns sideways and
screeches to a halt, steping on the end of the board as it stops, flipping it
up in the air and catching it.
Gosalyn sorries, RLI.
Si has arrived.
Si arrives, flanked on either side by a large, purple hyena.
AbisMal has arrived.
An offscreen voice says, "And now, here's your host...Abis Trebek!"  AbisMal
comes out in a three-piece suit, saying, "Thank you very much.  Welcome to the
show!"
Esmeralda has arrived.
You hear the jingling of ankle bracelets.  In a whirl of colorful veils and
perfume of the exotic, Esmeralda arrives.
Sebastian has arrived.
Whistling some newly written tune, Sebastian scuttles into the room.
Sir AbisMal of Agrabah bows, graciously, to Esmeralda.  He admires the young
gypsy's grace and beauty, but always respects her independence.
Si waves hello to all
Sebastian waves.
AbisMal nods to Si.
AbisMal waves to Crabby.
Sir AbisMal of Agrabah draws his sword and salutes his fellow Knight, Darkwing,
before resheathing it.
Darkwing grins at Esmeralda.  "Need a candle stand?"
AbisMal asks the question, "Is that everyone?"
Si is being eaten by bugs...
Esmeralda rasies an eyebrow at Kark...Darkwing...
Gosalyn says, "No backspace, Si?"
Esmeralda pokes at the little ghost.
Si huhs?
Esmeralda notes goat...that is.
Gosalyn points to kark...darkwing
Esmeralda says, "That was me."
Esmeralda says, "No no backspace kety."
CaptainEo has arrived.
The room lights up with sparkles, and CaptainEo enters the room.
Gosalyn ohs.....
Gosalyn turns to the screen. "JOE!  Get it _STRAIGHT!_  sheesh...."
Darkwing quacks, "All right, let's get this started.  As usual, this is Get to
Know - this week's guest is Sassy, the feline star of Homeward Bound and
Homeward Bound II."
AbisMal grins.
Sassy smiles.
Darkwing quacks, "Page me your questions and I'll ask them in the order
received."
Darkwing quacks, "AbisMal asks whether your typist owns any cats or dogs."
Si whispers, "Ask if she's always lived in CA"
Sassy meows, "In RL, I used to have 11 cats, 1 dog (which had 8 puppies once),
and 8 rabbits.  I had to give some away, some passed away  :(, so I do not have
any pets any longer...unless you count my plush animals  :> ."
Gosalyn whoahs.
Si grins, "Or DW..."
AbisMal proclaims loudly, "Oy, vey!"
Darkwing quacks loudly, "I am *not* a *pet*!"
AbisMal smirks at Si.
Sebastian , who is studying to be a vet, likes people like you. :)
Sassy giggles.
Darkwing quacks, "Si wants to know whether you've always lived in California."
Si pats DW's head, "Of course not... want a doggy biscut?"
Sebastian grins.
Quiverwing begs to differ, DW.
AbisMal looks at Sebastian..."Sound familiar, Sebby?" :)
Sassy meows, "Yes, I have.  In fact, I've only left the state about 5 times in
my life."
CaptainEo has disconnected.
Darkwing quacks, "Er, I'll let this next person ask their question
themselves..."
Sassy nods.
Gosalyn says, "Hey, Si, how did you meet Dah...er...Mr. Darkwing, and when did
you first realize you loved him?"
Si huhs???
Gosalyn smacks her forehead, and hates it when she gets the two s-cats mixed
up.
Darkwing GLARES at Gosalyn.
Darkwing quacks loudly, "OUT!"
Sassy giggles.
Sebastian rotfl
Darkwing points violently at the nearest door.
Gosalyn says, "Or rather, Sassy. *smacksmacksmacksmack*"
Darkwing quacks, "Excuse me, folks."
CaptainEo snickers.
Darkwing grabs Gosalyn around the waist and carries her out of the room.
Si blinks a few times, then checks her list, "No... DW isn't on it... sorry..."
Quiverwing hears a whisper on the breeze that is calling her home...
Quiverwing has left.
Sassy grins.
Esmeralda looks over Si's shoulder at the list, "Oh I ddin't now he was on
there?"
Eddie shouts, "Please give a warm welcome, toons, to BatBWebster, the newest
member of FDCMuck!!!"
AbisMal blinks at DW...but doesn't ask...
Darkwing quacks, "Ahem.  Er, *Sassy*, would you answer the question for our
audience's benefit?"
Si grins at Esmie.
Sassy hmmmss...Let me see....
Si points out one name to Esmeralda, and smiles.
Sassy meows, "Well, I believe it was a cold day in February, and I was being
beaten in a pillow fight..."
Esmeralda raises her eyebows at Si, you....dog.  :)
AbisMal ignores Si and Esmeralda...for perhaps the first time in his life.
Sebastian says, "How romantic."
Si smiles, "Just catting around, I guess?"
Sassy meows, "...and if I recall right, DW came in and rescued me from the
fight, which was started by a few gummi bears..."
Sassy meows, "...and we ended up talking to each other for several hours.  I
knew right away that I had feelings for him."
AbisMal is thinking it is both romantic and slightly (personally) depressing.
Darkwing quacks, "Any more questions, folks?"
Darkwing quacks, "Abis asks why you picked Sassy as a character."
Sassy meows, "Well, I was g.Ariel, and there was NO chance that I could be a
mermaid."
Sassy meows, "My second choice was then to be a cat."
AbisMal asks, "What about Pearl?"
Si grins, "Good taste."
Sebastian sings, "'Cause a cats the only cat.... sorry."
Darkwing quacks, "Or Ruby, or Gabriel, or... er, never mind."
Sassy meows, "I was thinking about Dinah, and then I thought of Sassy.  She
actually talked, and had some good lines."
Sassy meows, "Like "Dogs Drool, and CATS RULE!!"
AbisMal says, "True.  Dinah was just companionship for Alice."
Si gives Sassy the secret smile of CRnDD.
Sebastian laughs. Dinah just kinda looked confused.
Sassy gives Si the secret smile of the CRnDD.
Darkwing quacks, "Er, you got it backward..."
Darkwing quacks, "Well, gosh, folks, don't *all* ask questions at once..."
Darkwing quacks, "If you're all holding back to keep me from having to remember
lots of questions to be asked, don't.  I'm writing them down as necessary."
Darkwing quacks, "Si asks which Homeward Bound movie you prefer."
AbisMal can't think of any other questions...
Eddie has arrived.
Eddie Valiant jumps in with Acme Toon springs on his feet and a rabbit in his
pocket.  Get down!  Get down!  Get... Oh, hello there.
BatBWebster has arrived.
BatBWebster exclaims, "Howdly do!"
Eddie sits down quickly.
AbisMal shakes BatBWebster's hand.  "Welcome to FDC!"
Sassy meows, "I think that I like HB II better.  Sassy has a lot more lines in
it."
BatBWebster bows Japanimation style
Esmeralda waves to BatB.
BatBWebster waves back to Esmeralda
Darkwing quacks, "And welcome to Get to Know, which Eddie here used to run
(he's too pressed for time lately)... has he explained it to you?"
BatBWebster shakes Abismal's hand as well
Eddie says, "Well, I'll leave you all now.  Take care."
Eddie puts on a pair of Acme Toon springs, waves to all the toons and jumps
home.
Eddie has left.
Esmeralda gathers her skirts and with a gentle clink of her finger cimbals and
a twirl of her dark hair she departs.
Esmeralda has left.
Darkwing quacks, "Abis asks what Disney Afternoon series (besides mine,
presumably) you do/did enjoy."
BatBWebster wonders, how'd they do that?
Sassy meows, "Actually, I don't know if it is officially part of Disney
Afternoon..."
Sassy meows, "..but I really like the Aladdin series."
AbisMal grins WIDELY!
Darkwing quacks, "Can anyone give us a more authoritative answer to that
issue?"
Sassy likes the one with AbnorMal.
AbisMal says, "And...um...which character do you like most in Aladdin. :)"
BatBWebster says, "before leaving, they hand a really long farewell, with the
swift skirt and all"
Darkwing gives Abis a "hint, hint" look.
Sassy meows, "Actually Rajah is my favorite character.  :>"
AbisMal looks a tad dejected.  "Oh,...OK." :)
Sassy meows, "But AbisMal is a close second."
Sassy grins.
AbisMal feels a little better. :)
AbisMal says, "Thank you, m'lady."
Sassy nods.
BatBWebster asks, "what is _joleave?"
AbisMal reminds himself to see HB ASAP. :)
BatBWebster saw hunchback 3 times
AbisMal says, "Four times for me...hopefully to be five soon."
Darkwing nods.  "Anyone else with a question?"
AbisMal says, "And I meant 'Homeward Bound', Webster."
Darkwing quacks, "Si asks what you're majoring in in college."
CaptainEo says, "Wow... you two make up half the nationwide gross for that
movie"
AbisMal says, "HB = Homeward Bound...HoND = Hunchback."
CaptainEo giggles
AbisMal grrrs at EO.
BatBWebster saw HomeBound 3 times also, hehe
Si grins
Sassy meows, "I'm majoring in Business Administration (B.S. degree), and Music
(Vocal Performance,  B.A. degree)."
Si smiles and nods.
Darkwing nods.  "Also from Si:  Who was your favorite TLK character?"
Darkwing quacks, "(For those unused to acronyms:  TLK = The Lion King, TLM =
The Little Mermaid)"
Sassy hmmms... "But they were also so good..."
Si grins, "Your favorite.  One."
Sassy meows, "I guess my favorite would have to be......Nala."
Si awgs, "Nala?? :)"
Darkwing quacks, "Speaking of which, I picked this up from one of the Disney
newsgroups earlier today:"
Sassy meows, "Well...she can pin Simba.  :>"
CaptainEo says, "ew"
Darkwing quacks, "'Hey, Nala, are those whiskers?'  -Simba's last words"
Sassy giggles.
Si laughs, "Yeah, but so could Scar.  :P"
BatBWebster says, "hmmm"
Si laughs
Sassy meows, "True...I like them all."
Si smiles
Darkwing hesitates at quoting Walt's last words...
Darkwing quacks loudly, "Well, okay:  'JESUS! That's cold!""
Darkwing ahems.  "Next question, *please*?"
Si grins and loves that
Si grins, "I have one..."
Darkwing quacks, "Go ahead... not like you're going to interrupt any of the
idlers..."
Si says, "Tell us, Sassy..."
Sassy listens...
Si grins, "What's DW like in bed? ;) :)"
Darkwing quacks loudly, "OUT!"
Si ducks
Sassy laughs!!!
AbisMal yells, "WOOOOOOOOHOH!!!!!"
Si grins at DW, ME?"
Sassy meows, "Well...."
BatBWebster asks, "hmm?"
Sebastian ROFL!
Darkwing quacks, "*Now* I remember why I filter the questions."
AbisMal yells, "If not for modesty, I'D throw her out!"
Sassy meows, "I think that I had better take the 5th on this one, for HIS sake.
(giggle)"
Si grins, "Well, you know about cats and curiousity..."
Darkwing taps his foot.  "You haven't left yet, *squire*."
Sebastian wonders if that's good or bad....
Si hangs her head, "DO I gotta go? Really?"
AbisMal says, "Madan President, you must do as your Knight tells
you...sorry..."
Si grins as she leaves.
A purple hyena holding a note in her mouth trots in and offers it to Si.  Si reads it, nods, and follows the hyena away...
Si has left.
AbisMal looks to his fellow Knight..."Forgive her...she'll learn... I hope."
Darkwing quacks, "Oh, she will... I assure you of *that*."
Toby enters from Main Street.
Toby has arrived.
CaptainEo says, "That was cool :)"
AbisMal says, "Hey, Tobmeister Meistertob."
Sassy waves to Toby.
Toby waves
Darkwing quacks, "Anyone?"
Duck has arrived.
A deliveryperson pulls up, drops a package in your lap, and speeds off. You
excitedly rip it open and find that someone has sent you...DUCK!
Darkwing quacks, "Bueller?"
Duck waves
AbisMal yells, "DUCK!"
Duck ducks
Darkwing quacks, "Hello, Duck, and welcome to the Third Annual Idlers
Convention."
Sassy meows, "Hi Duck!"
Duck laughs at the latest flash...Now I gotta tell the story on flash. :)
Darkwing quacks, "Yes, that's nice and all, but could you ask a question
first?"
BatBWebster exclaims, "howdy Duck!"
AbisMal has no more questions...
Duck asks, "Why is the sky blue?"
AbisMal says, "Sorry..."
Duck says, "Hiya, Webster (uh oh...now I'm going to be calling you that
forever)."
BatBWebster then says, "howdy chuck!"
Darkwing shrugs at Duck.  "Sassy?"
Toby or not Toby fills his special sploosher with tap water, then charges it
with a block of dry ice.  Toby or not Toby soaks BatBWebster with superchilled
water!  BatBWebster looks miserable!
BatBWebster says to Duck, "BW or Z is good enough"  :)
Darkwing just had a scary thought:  "Duck E. Cheese".
Sassy meows, "Well, that is because...oh, go call a science teacher, I'm not
sure anymore."
Sassy grins.
AbisMal shivers at the thought.
Duck grins at Sassy. :)
Sassy meows, "Btw, everyone look at where, or uwho, whatever you use."
Sassy meows, "Look at where Si is."
Darkwing quacks, "All right, if anyone else has questions for Sassy, just ask
them out loud - I need to idle for a couple of minutes."
BatBWebster exclaims, "hmmm... superchilled water...you guys ever tried running
to the ocean in the middle of winter!  exciting!"
Duck asks, "Si got kicked out?"
Sassy meows, "Both Si and Quiverwing got kicked out."
AbisMal says, "Improper questioning..."
Sebastian still wants a straight answer to Si's question. :)
Duck asks, "Really? Like what? Whisper to me if you don't want to hear them out
loud again. :)"
AbisMal says, "Personal sh*t about Sassy and DW. :\"
Duck says, "Ah, I see, Abis."
Sassy laughs!
AbisMal begs pardon for his (bleeped out) French.
BatBWebster had quite a day today
Toby enquires, "does anyone here have an unoficial log? ;)"
Darkwing quacks, "A transcript of this event will be available via e-mail
within an hour or two."
AbisMal still has the log where he does the MUCKarena. :)
Toby enquires, "Sassy, OOC, you have an annual pass to DL.  What is your
favorite place/activity/show thee?"
Toby enquires, "there?"
CaptainEo says, "For an offical transcript, please send $25 to DW, c/o.... "
CaptainEo giggles.
Sassy grins.
Darkwing grins at Eo.  "Oh, and if you want to be the featured guest, mufmail
me."
AbisMal says, "Been there, done that.  Catch me in a few months... if you're
desperate enough. :)"
Sassy meows, "Well, My favorite show there is Pocahontas.."
Darkwing cheers for the techno mix of Pink Elephants on Parade.
Sassy meows, "...my favorite activity is waiting with my friends for 4 hours to
see Fantasmic, another great show..."
Sebastian has it on CD, thank you Tramp. :)
Sassy meows, "...my favorite place is the Little Mermaid fountain.  :>"
Duck claps for Fantasmic!
Darkwing quacks, "Right.  Anyone else?"
Sebastian says, "Of course, after I get someone to send it to me from DL, the
CD pops up over here."
Sassy meows, "Oh, and my favorite ride is Dumbo.  :>"
Darkwing pouts.  "What about Mad Tea Cups?"
Sassy meows, "I like the Tea Cups, and Dumbo is my favorite for sentimental
reasons."
Sassy smiles.
AbisMal smirks.
Fleebo has arrived.
You hear the Cat's theme from Peter and the Wolf. That can mean only one
thing... Fleebo is playing her clarinet.
Duck HUGS Fleebo!
Toby hugs Fleebo
Fleebo hugs!
AbisMal says, "Hiya, Fleebs."
Sebastian HUGS FLeebo. Long time no see!
Fleebo doesn't want to ask anything that's already been asked...
Darkwing shrugs.  "Well, we should be wrapping up anyway, so as not to run into
Max's program.  Mail me if you want a copy of the transcript, folks."
Darkwing blows a kiss to the audience.  "Good night, everybody!"